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(Towleroad)   Catholic League's Bill Donahue: "Well I'm gonna apply to march in the Gay Pride Parade with a banner that says 'Straight is Great' and watch how pissed those gays get" NYC Pride: Yea, sure, whatever. Just fill the form out correctly   (towleroad.com) divider line 166
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2014-03-20 02:03:06 PM  
A "Straight is Great" float should have no problem in a pride parade if they conduct themselves as just another stripe in the rainbow. With Bill Donahue organizing it, I'm afraid he'll try to incite confrontation.
 
2014-03-20 02:03:28 PM  
So that's why people keep hamsters!

Well that and Gere has his own reason.
 
2014-03-20 02:06:32 PM  

CleanAndPure: So that's why people keep hamsters!

Well that and Gere has his own reason.


I've been trying to find that director's cut of Pretty Woman but nobody has it in stock...
 
2014-03-20 02:07:59 PM  

ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.


Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.
 
2014-03-20 02:09:52 PM  

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.


Yep.  Definitely only a matter of time until all the gays die off and since they can't reproduce ... what?  What do you mean all gay people ever were born of a heterosexual coupling?  Where the hell is my health textbook from middle school?!
 
2014-03-20 02:10:09 PM  
Bill Donohue is the problem with peoples opinions on Catholics.

/confirmed though non-practicing Catholic
// Wish he would shut the hell up and let Pope Francis do what he does
 
2014-03-20 02:11:44 PM  

ciberido: the traditional "LGBT" community.

The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.


You left out bisexuals.  Why are you excluding us ?!  HATER


No, no I didn't. =)
 
2014-03-20 02:12:13 PM  
0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-03-20 02:18:00 PM  

svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.


"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"
 
2014-03-20 02:21:10 PM  
Liberals are intolerant of negative speech, not positive speech.

Straight is great, no problem
Not straight is not great, problem
 
2014-03-20 02:22:09 PM  

All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"


I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.
 
2014-03-20 02:22:10 PM  

GnomePaladin: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Yep.  Definitely only a matter of time until all the gays die off and since they can't reproduce ... what?  What do you mean all gay people ever were born of a heterosexual coupling?  Where the hell is my health textbook from middle school?!


See that is why they gheys are so insidious. They will soon start breeding "breeders" to build and grow their gay mafia army, that has been their agenda all along, after the Gym and Brunch of course.
 
2014-03-20 02:22:20 PM  

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Bravo, good sir, bravo!
 
2014-03-20 02:22:46 PM  

All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"


The 'I know you are but what am I' argument really loses its effectiveness in adulthood.
 
2014-03-20 02:23:50 PM  
So he's claiming to be openly straight but willing to hit the streets with a bunch of gay dudes. As two minutes on Pornhub will show you, we love 'em straight like that.
 
2014-03-20 02:24:54 PM  

svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.


I'm literally just as concerned about Sharia Law as I am about Romulan Law.
 
2014-03-20 02:26:39 PM  

techgeek07: Bill Donohue is the problem with peoples opinions on Catholics.

/confirmed though non-practicing Catholic
// Wish he would shut the hell up and let Pope Francis do what he does


He's a small part of it. The child molestation cover up was a much more damning indictment, and the long, bloody history of powermongering Popes of the Middle Ages has never done their reputation much good either. It's almost like any human institution, no matter how benevolent its stated purpose, tends to go rotten if it sits around too long and acquires too much influence.

/I've got my eye on you, American Library Association. You're always so quiet. Maybe a little too quiet.
 
2014-03-20 02:27:18 PM  

svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.


Wait, for a minute I was falling for it, but that "subtle like a brick over the head" irony there in the last sentence makes it way to obvious. You sir are no Pocket Ninja, but I will give you an A for effort but D- for execution.

Practice makes perfect.

/"Cupcake"...lol. good one. like a stereotype drill sergeant from a 50's war movie. nice touch.
 
2014-03-20 02:27:33 PM  

SordidEuphemism: Famous Thamas: I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.

The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.


Maybe true, I don't know from personal experience. But it's not like the straight heterosexual community hasn't earned some of that hate. Some of us are getting better.
 
2014-03-20 02:28:01 PM  

svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.


If "proving your point" keeps this comedy going, sure!  You're absolutely right!
 
2014-03-20 02:32:12 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.


Ditto
 
2014-03-20 02:32:27 PM  

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]


He's a Democrat ?

/DRTFA
 
2014-03-20 02:32:48 PM  

svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.


You've got a point.  If we let the gays win, sharia law can't be too far behind.  There's nothing gay folk like more than sharia law.
 
2014-03-20 02:33:39 PM  

SordidEuphemism: ciberido: the traditional "LGBT" community.

The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.


You left out bisexuals.  Why are you excluding us ?!  HATER

No, no I didn't. =)


I thought the "B" in "LGBT" stood for "BROsexual."
 
2014-03-20 02:34:47 PM  

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.


Yes, homosexual assholes call us breeders. But heterosexual assholes call homosexuals much worse things thant breeders. I'm having a hard time getting bent out of shape because they're angry at how we've treated them.

And what gene pool are you talking about? The overwhelming majority of homosexual people are the children of heterosexual parents.
 
2014-03-20 02:36:23 PM  

SquiggsIN: shtychkn: Liberals are intolerant of negative speech, not positive speech.

Straight is great, no problem
Not straight is not great, problem

You should get a dictionary and look up every word in your post. You don't understand more than half of them.


Maybe you need to take a reading comprehension course?
 
2014-03-20 02:39:21 PM  

kronicfeld: svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.

I'm literally just as concerned about Sharia Law as I am about Romulan Law.


i.qkme.me
 
2014-03-20 02:41:05 PM  
www.whale.to
Always hated that asshole.  Didn't think he was Catholic.  He never acted like one.
 
2014-03-20 02:47:26 PM  

Famous Thamas: I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.


Pride events are all about inclusion and acceptance. I am sure plenty of people would want to punch him in the face because his intent is obvious. But I doubt many organizers would refuse to accept a straight group (especially if their motives weren't oviously to attack them. Also, they knew damn well he was baiting and would back down the moment they said yes. I hope people pressure him into following through now.
 
2014-03-20 02:49:27 PM  
Well, people said that the USSC rulled correctly because Gay Pride Parades would have to accept WBC marchers, so....
 
2014-03-20 02:50:09 PM  

kronicfeld: svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.

I'm literally just as concerned about Sharia Law as I am about Romulan Law.


You shouldn't be.  Thanks to the Romulan Right of Statement, you'll still get to have your trivial debates.  So clearly you should be more concerned about Sharia Law.
 
2014-03-20 02:50:31 PM  
Only if he lets gay people hang out at his next event. I'm sure he would cry and call it an unfair attack on christ and decent moral people in the country.
 
2014-03-20 02:51:03 PM  
svanmeter: I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.

In completely unrelated news, apparently the moment from clue when Christopher Lloyd/Prof. Plum says "I've got news for you.  It's already here" does not come up on a GIS.

Pity.
 
2014-03-20 02:53:17 PM  
They'll probably force him to bake a gay wedding cake as his entrance fee.
 
2014-03-20 02:54:02 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: All parades are kinda gay.


I know!

www.museumoffamilyhistory.com

Look at all those pink triangles!
 
2014-03-20 02:55:30 PM  

ciberido: SordidEuphemism: Famous Thamas: I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.

The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.

You left out bisexuals.  Why are you excluding us ?!  HATER


'Cause your a bunch of goddamn flip-floppers, that's why!
 
2014-03-20 02:55:59 PM  
Maybe I'm missing the joke but...

This is Phil Donahue. Talk show host.

www.biography.com

He was so liberal that MSNBC of all people canceled his talk show before the Iraq war because he was critical of it.

This is Bill Donahue. An asshole and papist.

www.eyeofthetiber.com

He thinks you're the scum sucking son of a protestant sow, and that you should burn in hell for eternity.
 
2014-03-20 02:56:33 PM  
Troll all you like bill, but the hate is entirely one sided.


2/10
 
2014-03-20 02:57:25 PM  

hardinparamedic: Maybe I'm missing the joke but...

This is Phil Donahue. Talk show host.

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

He was so liberal that MSNBC of all people canceled his talk show before the Iraq war because he was critical of it.

This is Bill Donahue. An asshole and papist.

[www.eyeofthetiber.com image 270x320]

He thinks you're the scum sucking son of a protestant sow, and that you should burn in hell for eternity.


That is the joke.  Hell, Anne Frank could have seen that one.
 
2014-03-20 02:57:35 PM  

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders".


Actually, 'breeders' is a term used for people who - wait  for it - HAVE CHILDREN.  The term is used derisively, mostly by straight people who are uninterested in procreating.
 
2014-03-20 02:58:53 PM  

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.


Aaaaand I lost it.
 
2014-03-20 02:59:58 PM  

All2morrowsparTs: Catholic League?

 
"There is no crying in Papal!"

/Got nothing'


I LOL'd at that too.
 
2014-03-20 03:01:27 PM  

RottenEggs: James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

He's a Democrat ?

/DRTFA


Worse, he is a conservative Catholic and Republican. The male interns should worry.
 
2014-03-20 03:02:26 PM  
As long as his signs are not disparaging anyone, it is not a surprise that he would be allowed in the Gay Pride festival.

Just because you're proud to be straight, doesn't automatically mean you hate gay people.

It's all about sending a positive message.
 
2014-03-20 03:03:51 PM  
Actually, 'breeders' is a term used for people who - wait  for it - HAVE CHILDREN.  The term is used derisively, mostly by straight people who are uninterested in procreating.


Actually, it's a term favored mostly by gays to refer to straights. More humorous than derisive.
 
2014-03-20 03:04:25 PM  

The Faywood Assassin: As long as his signs are not disparaging anyone, it is not a surprise that he would be allowed in the Gay Pride festival.

Just because you're proud to be straight, doesn't automatically mean you hate gay people.

It's all about sending a positive message.


Yeah, a lot of gay pride parades include people who are straight demonstrating their acceptance.  It's another important part of the battle, showing people that it's not a gay/straight divide, but a hate/love divide.
 
2014-03-20 03:05:03 PM  

AteMyBrain: I'd gladly take back Fred Phelps in favor of this fool.


whynotboth.jpg
 
2014-03-20 03:05:30 PM  

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]


That, good sir, is a hamster.

/I, too, lol'd
 
2014-03-20 03:07:34 PM  

hardinparamedic: Maybe I'm missing the joke but...

This is Phil Donahue. Talk show host.

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

He was so liberal that MSNBC of all people canceled his talk show before the Iraq war because he was critical of it.

This is Bill Donahue. An asshole and papist.

[www.eyeofthetiber.com image 270x320]

He thinks you're the scum sucking son of a protestant sow, and that you should burn in hell for eternity.


Huh, He looks a lot like Karl Rove.
 
2014-03-20 03:09:07 PM  

All2morrowsparTs: RottenEggs: James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

He's a Democrat ?

/DRTFA

Worse, he is a conservative Catholic and Republican. The male interns should worry.


Nah.  They're all over 18.
 
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