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(Towleroad)   Catholic League's Bill Donahue: "Well I'm gonna apply to march in the Gay Pride Parade with a banner that says 'Straight is Great' and watch how pissed those gays get" NYC Pride: Yea, sure, whatever. Just fill the form out correctly   (towleroad.com) divider line 173
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2014-03-20 12:14:28 PM
I thought the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade was the place to see giant out-of-date gasbags, Bill
 
2014-03-20 12:25:07 PM
I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.
 
2014-03-20 12:41:42 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.
 
2014-03-20 12:48:19 PM

dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.


welchweblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-20 01:36:00 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Win.

Someone turn out the lights.
 
2014-03-20 01:36:03 PM

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]


You win the internets for today AND tomorrow.
 
2014-03-20 01:36:23 PM
Now that is how you troll.
 
2014-03-20 01:37:28 PM

James!: him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


I think I love you.
 
2014-03-20 01:38:14 PM
Well, I see that James! has this covered, so I'm going back to the Fred Phelps thread.
 
2014-03-20 01:38:17 PM
And he'll get several walking tug jobs. For free!
 
2014-03-20 01:39:04 PM
And next he can organize a White Power march for MLK Day. What is it that old white men don't understand about this history of oppression shiat?
 
2014-03-20 01:39:50 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.



Tears. Lots of tears. Thanks for making my day!
 
2014-03-20 01:40:05 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Well I burst into audible laughter in the middle of my office. So thanks for that.

/BTW, I now have your favorited as "won the internet"
 
2014-03-20 01:41:09 PM
Suddenly I smell hypocrisy. Oh look, it's the Catholic Church. And no little timmy glued to his crotch. Progress!
 
2014-03-20 01:42:01 PM

Khellendros: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Win.

Someone turn out the lights.


Geez, dude, get a room.
 
2014-03-20 01:42:02 PM
Yup, let him march. He can be right behind the "Church Abuse Survivors" and before the "Women in Ministry".
 
2014-03-20 01:42:10 PM
Troll all you like bill, but the hate is entirely one sided.
 
2014-03-20 01:42:30 PM

BunkoSquad: I thought the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade was the place to see giant out-of-date gasbags, Bill


hayooo!!
 
2014-03-20 01:43:06 PM
I don't understand how any catholic would ever associate with this guy. I've heard him on catholic radio numerous times, and they seem to love him there. I just don't understand, he sounds so full of hatred and anger.
 
2014-03-20 01:43:11 PM
he might want to ask the pope what he thinks of that.
 
2014-03-20 01:43:22 PM
He's just pissy his talk show got cancelled.
 
2014-03-20 01:43:49 PM
Why do intolerant people always think that tolerant people will be equally intolerant if positions were reversed?  The responses is universally "Meh, whatever..."
 
2014-03-20 01:43:55 PM
they have a Catholic League?!?

When's the playoffs?
 
2014-03-20 01:44:09 PM

BigLuca: He's just pissy his talk show got cancelled.


WOW.

Careful with that joke. It's an antique.
 
2014-03-20 01:44:20 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


I usually giggle at the funny on fark.
This time i LoL'ed.
Thank you.
 
2014-03-20 01:45:29 PM
Hilarious - naturally, the LGBT folks told him they'd be happy to have him march in their parade, and now he's backing off - saying he "wouldn't do that to them".
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2014-03-20 01:45:49 PM
I think I'll change my name to Rabbi Moishe Cohen-Goldberg and start forcibly converting Catholics to Judaism. Whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
 
2014-03-20 01:47:34 PM

hardinparamedic: Suddenly I smell hypocrisy. Oh look, it's the Catholic Church. And no little timmy glued to his crotch. Progress!


You realize bill doesn't actually represent the catholic church, right? while he may act like he is he is just a neoconservative loon.
 
2014-03-20 01:48:19 PM
Comprehensive list of gay people who hate straight people for being straight:
 
2014-03-20 01:49:32 PM
I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.
 
2014-03-20 01:50:27 PM
I don't get why people are getting bent out of shape about excluding groups from a themed parade that buck the theme.  That's just a 'DUH' to me.
 
2014-03-20 01:51:27 PM

jso2897: Christ, what an asshole.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
Bf+
2014-03-20 01:51:36 PM

ikanreed: Comprehensive list of gay people who hate straight people for being straight:


[golfclap.gif]
 
2014-03-20 01:52:55 PM
Catholic League?

 img.fark.net
"There is no crying in Papal!"

/Got nothing'
 
2014-03-20 01:54:00 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Done in two.

/the last one out must turn off the lights
 
2014-03-20 01:54:05 PM

Famous Thamas: I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.


The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.
 
2014-03-20 01:54:26 PM

lockers: Troll all you like bill, but the hate is entirely one sided.


Unfortunately it isn't.

There are haters on both sides.

/fortunately hate seems to be losing in general, so we've got that going for us.
 
2014-03-20 01:55:02 PM
All parades are kinda gay.
 
2014-03-20 01:55:04 PM

MooseUpNorth: Khellendros: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Win.

Someone turn out the lights.

Geez, dude, get a room.


Okay, that one got me...

/glad I wasn't drinking anything.
 
2014-03-20 01:55:38 PM

SordidEuphemism: Famous Thamas: I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.

The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.


Yep. People will be dumbasses no matter their race, sexual orientation, nationality, etc. See: Tumblr.
 
2014-03-20 01:56:05 PM
I'd gladly take back Fred Phelps in favor of this fool.
 
2014-03-20 01:57:17 PM
Is he still married to Marlo Thomas?
 
2014-03-20 01:57:18 PM

cuzsis: There are haters on both sides.


You're right, I have forgotten all of the gay on straight murders
 
2014-03-20 01:58:14 PM

SordidEuphemism: Famous Thamas: I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.

The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.


You left out bisexuals.  Why are you excluding us ?!  HATER
 
2014-03-20 01:58:30 PM
Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.
 
2014-03-20 01:59:03 PM

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]


I will never get that mental image out of my head now.  It's there FOREVER.
 
2014-03-20 01:59:52 PM

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.


Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.
 
2014-03-20 02:00:03 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Thanks for helping me give my monitor a shower.  I should have known better than to try and read comments on this while I was drinking.   That mental image was both highly amusing and more than slightly disturbing.
 
2014-03-20 02:01:48 PM
So he's using his religion to be spiteful and petty?
 
2014-03-20 02:03:01 PM
Good, it's about time someone steps up. I hope he's serious, I hope others join this way of thinking and I can't wait to see how this plays out. Let's see just how all inclusive everyone is.
 
2014-03-20 02:03:06 PM
A "Straight is Great" float should have no problem in a pride parade if they conduct themselves as just another stripe in the rainbow. With Bill Donahue organizing it, I'm afraid he'll try to incite confrontation.
 
2014-03-20 02:03:28 PM
So that's why people keep hamsters!

Well that and Gere has his own reason.
 
2014-03-20 02:06:32 PM

CleanAndPure: So that's why people keep hamsters!

Well that and Gere has his own reason.


I've been trying to find that director's cut of Pretty Woman but nobody has it in stock...
 
2014-03-20 02:07:59 PM

ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.


Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.
 
2014-03-20 02:09:52 PM

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.


Yep.  Definitely only a matter of time until all the gays die off and since they can't reproduce ... what?  What do you mean all gay people ever were born of a heterosexual coupling?  Where the hell is my health textbook from middle school?!
 
2014-03-20 02:10:09 PM
Bill Donohue is the problem with peoples opinions on Catholics.

/confirmed though non-practicing Catholic
// Wish he would shut the hell up and let Pope Francis do what he does
 
2014-03-20 02:11:44 PM

ciberido: the traditional "LGBT" community.

The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.


You left out bisexuals.  Why are you excluding us ?!  HATER


No, no I didn't. =)
 
2014-03-20 02:12:13 PM
0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-03-20 02:18:00 PM

svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.


"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"
 
2014-03-20 02:21:10 PM
Liberals are intolerant of negative speech, not positive speech.

Straight is great, no problem
Not straight is not great, problem
 
2014-03-20 02:22:09 PM

All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"


I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.
 
2014-03-20 02:22:10 PM

GnomePaladin: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Yep.  Definitely only a matter of time until all the gays die off and since they can't reproduce ... what?  What do you mean all gay people ever were born of a heterosexual coupling?  Where the hell is my health textbook from middle school?!


See that is why they gheys are so insidious. They will soon start breeding "breeders" to build and grow their gay mafia army, that has been their agenda all along, after the Gym and Brunch of course.
 
2014-03-20 02:22:20 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Bravo, good sir, bravo!
 
2014-03-20 02:22:46 PM

All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"


The 'I know you are but what am I' argument really loses its effectiveness in adulthood.
 
2014-03-20 02:23:50 PM
So he's claiming to be openly straight but willing to hit the streets with a bunch of gay dudes. As two minutes on Pornhub will show you, we love 'em straight like that.
 
2014-03-20 02:23:58 PM
Homophobes for some reason cannot comprehend that tolerance and approval are not the same things. You can be against non-hetero relationships without being the type of person that insists that non-heteros should have fewer rights than you do. Civil liberties should apply to all people even if you don't like a particular aspect of that person. Ex. From recent thread about Nazi-dressing people in Minnesota... I think they are idiots, they are out of touch to not realize how some could be upset, and yet iI fully support them having the right to do what they did despite my disagreement.
 
2014-03-20 02:24:54 PM

svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.


I'm literally just as concerned about Sharia Law as I am about Romulan Law.
 
2014-03-20 02:25:19 PM

shtychkn: Liberals are intolerant of negative speech, not positive speech.

Straight is great, no problem
Not straight is not great, problem


You should get a dictionary and look up every word in your post. You don't understand more than half of them.
 
2014-03-20 02:26:39 PM

techgeek07: Bill Donohue is the problem with peoples opinions on Catholics.

/confirmed though non-practicing Catholic
// Wish he would shut the hell up and let Pope Francis do what he does


He's a small part of it. The child molestation cover up was a much more damning indictment, and the long, bloody history of powermongering Popes of the Middle Ages has never done their reputation much good either. It's almost like any human institution, no matter how benevolent its stated purpose, tends to go rotten if it sits around too long and acquires too much influence.

/I've got my eye on you, American Library Association. You're always so quiet. Maybe a little too quiet.
 
2014-03-20 02:27:18 PM

svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.


Wait, for a minute I was falling for it, but that "subtle like a brick over the head" irony there in the last sentence makes it way to obvious. You sir are no Pocket Ninja, but I will give you an A for effort but D- for execution.

Practice makes perfect.

/"Cupcake"...lol. good one. like a stereotype drill sergeant from a 50's war movie. nice touch.
 
2014-03-20 02:27:20 PM

kronicfeld: svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.

I'm literally just as concerned about Sharia Law as I am about Romulan Law.


You never see Romulan law coming either, they have CLOAKING DEVICES!
 
2014-03-20 02:27:33 PM

SordidEuphemism: Famous Thamas: I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.

The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.


Maybe true, I don't know from personal experience. But it's not like the straight heterosexual community hasn't earned some of that hate. Some of us are getting better.
 
2014-03-20 02:28:01 PM

svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.


If "proving your point" keeps this comedy going, sure!  You're absolutely right!
 
2014-03-20 02:32:12 PM

dahmers love zombie: Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.


Ditto
 
2014-03-20 02:32:27 PM

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]


He's a Democrat ?

/DRTFA
 
2014-03-20 02:32:48 PM

svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.


You've got a point.  If we let the gays win, sharia law can't be too far behind.  There's nothing gay folk like more than sharia law.
 
2014-03-20 02:33:39 PM

SordidEuphemism: ciberido: the traditional "LGBT" community.

The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.


You left out bisexuals.  Why are you excluding us ?!  HATER

No, no I didn't. =)


I thought the "B" in "LGBT" stood for "BROsexual."
 
2014-03-20 02:34:47 PM

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.


Yes, homosexual assholes call us breeders. But heterosexual assholes call homosexuals much worse things thant breeders. I'm having a hard time getting bent out of shape because they're angry at how we've treated them.

And what gene pool are you talking about? The overwhelming majority of homosexual people are the children of heterosexual parents.
 
2014-03-20 02:36:23 PM

SquiggsIN: shtychkn: Liberals are intolerant of negative speech, not positive speech.

Straight is great, no problem
Not straight is not great, problem

You should get a dictionary and look up every word in your post. You don't understand more than half of them.


Maybe you need to take a reading comprehension course?
 
2014-03-20 02:39:21 PM

kronicfeld: svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.

I'm literally just as concerned about Sharia Law as I am about Romulan Law.


i.qkme.me
 
2014-03-20 02:41:05 PM
www.whale.to
Always hated that asshole.  Didn't think he was Catholic.  He never acted like one.
 
2014-03-20 02:47:26 PM

Famous Thamas: I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.


Pride events are all about inclusion and acceptance. I am sure plenty of people would want to punch him in the face because his intent is obvious. But I doubt many organizers would refuse to accept a straight group (especially if their motives weren't oviously to attack them. Also, they knew damn well he was baiting and would back down the moment they said yes. I hope people pressure him into following through now.
 
2014-03-20 02:49:27 PM
Well, people said that the USSC rulled correctly because Gay Pride Parades would have to accept WBC marchers, so....
 
2014-03-20 02:50:09 PM

kronicfeld: svanmeter: All2morrowsparTs: svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.

"OMG stop being intolerant of my intolerance, I'm being persecuted by the Gheys!"

I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.

I'm literally just as concerned about Sharia Law as I am about Romulan Law.


You shouldn't be.  Thanks to the Romulan Right of Statement, you'll still get to have your trivial debates.  So clearly you should be more concerned about Sharia Law.
 
2014-03-20 02:50:31 PM
Only if he lets gay people hang out at his next event. I'm sure he would cry and call it an unfair attack on christ and decent moral people in the country.
 
2014-03-20 02:51:03 PM
svanmeter: I wonder how you will miss these trivial debates when Sharia Law takes over. Be afraid cupcake. 7th century values are taking over the world.

In completely unrelated news, apparently the moment from clue when Christopher Lloyd/Prof. Plum says "I've got news for you.  It's already here" does not come up on a GIS.

Pity.
 
2014-03-20 02:53:17 PM
They'll probably force him to bake a gay wedding cake as his entrance fee.
 
2014-03-20 02:54:02 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: All parades are kinda gay.


I know!

www.museumoffamilyhistory.com

Look at all those pink triangles!
 
2014-03-20 02:55:30 PM

ciberido: SordidEuphemism: Famous Thamas: I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.

The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.

You left out bisexuals.  Why are you excluding us ?!  HATER


'Cause your a bunch of goddamn flip-floppers, that's why!
 
2014-03-20 02:55:59 PM
Maybe I'm missing the joke but...

This is Phil Donahue. Talk show host.

www.biography.com

He was so liberal that MSNBC of all people canceled his talk show before the Iraq war because he was critical of it.

This is Bill Donahue. An asshole and papist.

www.eyeofthetiber.com

He thinks you're the scum sucking son of a protestant sow, and that you should burn in hell for eternity.
 
2014-03-20 02:56:33 PM
Troll all you like bill, but the hate is entirely one sided.


2/10
 
2014-03-20 02:57:25 PM

hardinparamedic: Maybe I'm missing the joke but...

This is Phil Donahue. Talk show host.

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

He was so liberal that MSNBC of all people canceled his talk show before the Iraq war because he was critical of it.

This is Bill Donahue. An asshole and papist.

[www.eyeofthetiber.com image 270x320]

He thinks you're the scum sucking son of a protestant sow, and that you should burn in hell for eternity.


That is the joke.  Hell, Anne Frank could have seen that one.
 
2014-03-20 02:57:35 PM

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders".


Actually, 'breeders' is a term used for people who - wait  for it - HAVE CHILDREN.  The term is used derisively, mostly by straight people who are uninterested in procreating.
 
2014-03-20 02:58:53 PM

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.


Aaaaand I lost it.
 
2014-03-20 02:59:58 PM

All2morrowsparTs: Catholic League?

 
"There is no crying in Papal!"

/Got nothing'


I LOL'd at that too.
 
2014-03-20 03:01:27 PM

RottenEggs: James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

He's a Democrat ?

/DRTFA


Worse, he is a conservative Catholic and Republican. The male interns should worry.
 
2014-03-20 03:02:26 PM
As long as his signs are not disparaging anyone, it is not a surprise that he would be allowed in the Gay Pride festival.

Just because you're proud to be straight, doesn't automatically mean you hate gay people.

It's all about sending a positive message.
 
2014-03-20 03:03:51 PM
Actually, 'breeders' is a term used for people who - wait  for it - HAVE CHILDREN.  The term is used derisively, mostly by straight people who are uninterested in procreating.


Actually, it's a term favored mostly by gays to refer to straights. More humorous than derisive.
 
2014-03-20 03:04:25 PM

The Faywood Assassin: As long as his signs are not disparaging anyone, it is not a surprise that he would be allowed in the Gay Pride festival.

Just because you're proud to be straight, doesn't automatically mean you hate gay people.

It's all about sending a positive message.


Yeah, a lot of gay pride parades include people who are straight demonstrating their acceptance.  It's another important part of the battle, showing people that it's not a gay/straight divide, but a hate/love divide.
 
2014-03-20 03:05:03 PM

AteMyBrain: I'd gladly take back Fred Phelps in favor of this fool.


whynotboth.jpg
 
2014-03-20 03:05:30 PM

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]


That, good sir, is a hamster.

/I, too, lol'd
 
2014-03-20 03:07:34 PM

hardinparamedic: Maybe I'm missing the joke but...

This is Phil Donahue. Talk show host.

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

He was so liberal that MSNBC of all people canceled his talk show before the Iraq war because he was critical of it.

This is Bill Donahue. An asshole and papist.

[www.eyeofthetiber.com image 270x320]

He thinks you're the scum sucking son of a protestant sow, and that you should burn in hell for eternity.


Huh, He looks a lot like Karl Rove.
 
2014-03-20 03:09:07 PM

All2morrowsparTs: RottenEggs: James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

He's a Democrat ?

/DRTFA

Worse, he is a conservative Catholic and Republican. The male interns should worry.


Nah.  They're all over 18.
 
2014-03-20 03:10:11 PM
This guy may be a dick, but I don't see the second half of the quote attibuted to him in the submission, in the article.
He's pissed that some of the sponsers of the St. Patrick's Day parade decided not to participate after being pressured by gay activists.

http://www.newsmax.com/NewsmaxTv/Bill-Donohue-parade-gay-straight/20 14 /03/19/id/560592/
 
2014-03-20 03:15:53 PM
He'll back out citing some bullshiat reason that manages to still attack gays.
 
2014-03-20 03:17:59 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Why do intolerant people always think that tolerant people will be equally intolerant if positions were reversed?  The responses is universally "Meh, whatever..."


I have no idea who Bill Donahue is, and I can't see why he'd want to march in a parade that had nothing to do with him, but...

I've seen seriously intolerant people in every possible situation.  You're just as likely to get the middle finger from someone with a Coexist bumper sticker as you are from someone with a Jesus Loves You bumper sticker.
 
2014-03-20 03:19:05 PM

ikanreed: Yeah, a lot of gay pride parades include people who are straight demonstrating their acceptance.  It's another important part of the battle, showing people that it's not a gay/straight divide, but a hate/love divide.


Yes but those straight people carry signs along the lines of "We're straight and we love gay people".

Bill Donahue wants to simply promote being straight.  As long as he isn't gay-bashing, I don't see why they wouldn't allow it, even if the motivation behind it is asshattedness.
 
2014-03-20 03:19:41 PM

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.


img.fark.net
[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

i359.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-20 03:21:52 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Utter awesomeness! Sometimes idiots make it way too easy for you guys. +1 internets for you good sir!
 
2014-03-20 03:22:13 PM

Conthan: I don't understand how any catholic would ever associate with this guy. I've heard him on catholic radio numerous times, and they seem to love him there. I just don't understand, he sounds so full of hatred and anger.



Notsureifserious.jpeg
 
2014-03-20 03:32:13 PM

ikanreed: The Faywood Assassin: As long as his signs are not disparaging anyone, it is not a surprise that he would be allowed in the Gay Pride festival.

Just because you're proud to be straight, doesn't automatically mean you hate gay people.

It's all about sending a positive message.

Yeah, a lot of gay pride parades include people who are straight demonstrating their acceptance.  It's another important part of the battle, showing people that it's not a gay/straight divide, but a hate/love divide.


THIS.  Gay pride parades are about support for the gay community as well.  Lots of straight people, families, PFLAG, gay/straight alliances are present and/or march in pride parades.  Everyone can be fabulous for a day.
 
2014-03-20 03:35:28 PM

svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.


Yeah, and those uppity coloreds with their MLK parades won't even tolerate segregationists' opinions, either! They're the real bigots! The hate is on both sides!
 
2014-03-20 03:36:02 PM

svanmeter: ciberido: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.

Thank you for proving my point.

There's nothing less "tolerant" than the crowd who demanded "tolerance" for years.


As perfectly evidenced by the NYC Pride organizers refusal to allow a bigot with an obvious agenda to march in their parade...

/oh wait
 
2014-03-20 03:38:37 PM
See, the thing with this kind of plan is that you're not supposed to announce your intention to prove a point beforehand.  People know what you're up to, so they play along.  He should have just done it and complained if he garnered a negative reaction.
 
2014-03-20 03:39:48 PM

doubled99: Actually, 'breeders' is a term used for people who - wait  for it - HAVE CHILDREN.  The term is used derisively, mostly by straight people who are uninterested in procreating.


Actually, it's a term favored mostly by gays to refer to straights. More humorous than derisive.


I've never heard any gay person I know use it.  I have heard plenty of straight people I know who don't want kids use it.  May be a regional difference.
 
2014-03-20 03:40:50 PM

serial_crusher: See, the thing with this kind of plan is that you're not supposed to announce your intention to prove a point beforehand.  People know what you're up to, so they play along.  He should have just done it and complained if he garnered a negative reaction.


He had no intention of doing it. The idea was that he could wine about the bigotte dgays not letting him march in their parade.
 
2014-03-20 03:42:11 PM

Gaddiel: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well I burst into audible laughter in the middle of my office. So thanks for that.

/BTW, I now have your favorited as "won the internet"


I favorited him as "like a gerbil at a water bottle"
 
2014-03-20 03:48:40 PM

Donohue just doubled down on his Guinness boycott:

PETITION TO BOYCOTT GUINNESS
http://t.co/HQfM8RsGqB

- Catholic League (@CatholicLeague) March 20, 2014



His press releases are hilarious for their bombast. There's an online petition there you can sign... with any name you want... any name at all... It's there... for you to sign... as you want.
 
2014-03-20 03:49:16 PM
Tolerance only flows one direction, Bill. They will kill before the end of the parade ..
 
2014-03-20 03:49:18 PM

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.


Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?
 
2014-03-20 04:00:35 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Tolerance only flows one direction, Bill. They will kill before the end of the parade ..


The human sacrifice happens before the parade. Otherwise it wouldn't be ready to eat by the end.
 
2014-03-20 04:08:56 PM

dywed88: serial_crusher: See, the thing with this kind of plan is that you're not supposed to announce your intention to prove a point beforehand.  People know what you're up to, so they play along.  He should have just done it and complained if he garnered a negative reaction.

He had no intention of doing it. The idea was that he could wine about the bigotte dgays not letting him march in their parade.


I should clarify.  When I said "doing it", I was only referring to the application, not actually marching in the parade.  If he'd played it right, it never would have gotten that far.  He made the mistake of saying "If I was to apply to be in the parade blah blah blah" on TV before applying, so they knew it was coming and made sure they handled it appropriately.

A talented political attention whore would have sent the application out of the blue, under a fake name they wouldn't have recognized.  To be absolutely sure it gets rejected, filling the application with salacious language would be recommended.
They'd still have to go with an inoffensive slogan like "straight is great" for their proposed sign, but any portion of the application providing details of the organization should ideally be batshiat crazy.  "Straight is Great is a nonprofit dedicated to ridding God's Earth from the pestilence of homosexuality" or something like that.
That way the person reviewing the application has no choice but to deny what is obviously a group of assholes.  But then with a denial in hand, this dude can go on TV saying "all I wanted to do was march with a sign that said 'straight is great', but they wouldn't include me!"
 
2014-03-20 04:17:51 PM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: doubled99: Actually, 'breeders' is a term used for people who - wait  for it - HAVE CHILDREN.  The term is used derisively, mostly by straight people who are uninterested in procreating.


Actually, it's a term favored mostly by gays to refer to straights. More humorous than derisive.

I've never heard any gay person I know use it.  I have heard plenty of straight people I know who don't want kids use it.  May be a regional difference.



Me neither, the context I always hear it is for people with more than 3 kids.
 
2014-03-20 04:19:47 PM

All2morrowsparTs: RottenEggs: James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

He's a Democrat ?

/DRTFA

Worse, he is a conservative Catholic and Republican. The male interns should worry.


Confused ....don't know many Catholic Republicans  .....so he's bi ?
 
2014-03-20 04:20:25 PM

JerseyTim: Donohue just doubled down on his Guinness boycott:

PETITION TO BOYCOTT GUINNESS
http://t.co/HQfM8RsGqB- Catholic League (@CatholicLeague) March 20, 2014


His press releases are hilarious for their bombast. There's an online petition there you can sign... with any name you want... any name at all... It's there... for you to sign... as you want.


I just signed it as Guinnesstasty Bigotrywasty.  mmmm I usually only have a Guinness about once every 5 years.. I might move that time table up.
 
2014-03-20 04:25:20 PM

serial_crusher: A talented political attention whore would have sent the application out of the blue, under a fake name they wouldn't have recognized.  To be absolutely sure it gets rejected, filling the application with salacious language would be recommended.
They'd still have to go with an inoffensive slogan like "straight is great" for their proposed sign, but any portion of the application providing details of the organization should ideally be batshiat crazy.  "Straight is Great is a nonprofit dedicated to ridding God's Earth from the pestilence of homosexuality" or something like that.


I would have gone with "Celebrate Marriage" as the theme, and a big " + = THE ONLY REAL MARRIAGE" float revealed at the last possible second for maximum freak-out. But yeah. This.
 
2014-03-20 04:39:38 PM

SquiggsIN: You never see Romulan law coming either, they have CLOAKING DEVICES!


Bill Donowho? is way ahead of you.  As head of the Catholic League, he is in touch with the darkest portions of the Catholic Church.

You know the one.

The Spanish Inquisition

And nobody ever expects them.
 
2014-03-20 04:41:38 PM

hardinparamedic: Suddenly I smell hypocrisy. Oh look, it's the Catholic Church. And no little timmy glued to his crotch. Progress!


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 04:44:34 PM

SquiggsIN: I just signed it as Guinnesstasty Bigotrywasty. mmmm I usually only have a Guinness about once every 5 years.. I might move that time table up.


I just signed up as C Hildfecker.
 
2014-03-20 04:52:08 PM
I hope the gay taliban march again this year.
 
2014-03-20 05:06:30 PM

jso2897: Hilarious - naturally, the LGBT folks told him they'd be happy to have him march in their parade, and now he's backing off - saying he "wouldn't do that to them".
Christ, what an asshole.


He was expecting to be turned down and had some angry rant ready to go; and now he doesn't know how to handle it.
 
2014-03-20 05:07:08 PM
I have to hand it to the gay rights activists.  A lot of historically marginalized groups get upset over perceived counter messages (for example, the people of Mexican descent who are offended by displays of the American flag in America).  Gay rights people seem to not get bent out of shape about this kind of thing as much.
 
2014-03-20 05:08:21 PM

No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?


Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)
 
2014-03-20 05:20:24 PM

aerojockey: I have to hand it to the gay rights activists.  A lot of historically marginalized groups get upset over perceived counter messages (for example, the people of Mexican descent who are offended by displays of the American flag in America).  Gay rights people seem to not get bent out of shape about this kind of thing as much.


except if they had their way, and you follow it to its logical conclusion, the St. Patricks Day parade would no longer have any sponsors and would cease.
 
2014-03-20 05:30:43 PM

hardinparamedic: Maybe I'm missing the joke but...

This is Phil Donahue. Talk show host.

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

He was so liberal that MSNBC of all people canceled his talk show before the Iraq war because he was critical of it.

This is Bill Donahue. An asshole and papist.

[www.eyeofthetiber.com image 270x320]

He thinks you're the scum sucking son of a protestant sow, and that you should burn in hell for eternity.


HA! Joke's on him, I'm a filthy Christ-killer.

// I got 2x4s and nails, you can't stop me
// Catholic kryptonite, that is
 
2014-03-20 05:38:44 PM

ciberido: You shouldn't be. Thanks to the Romulan Right of Statement, you'll still get to have your trivial debates. So clearly you should be more concerned about Sharia Law.


Just why the hell should we be concerned about Sharia Law? She hasn't had a single decent song since "Any Man Of Mine."
 
2014-03-20 05:41:07 PM

svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)


Sigh. I think your trolling needs more intelligent design and less Trisomy 21...
 
2014-03-20 05:45:43 PM

svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)


So the hyper-conservative types that would be upset about having a gay child would be totally okay with abortion?
Do you even read what you type?
 
2014-03-20 05:52:37 PM

SquiggsIN: svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)

So the hyper-conservative types that would be upset about having a gay child would be totally okay with abortion?
Do you even read what you type?


Ehhhhh, I'm not sure I'd jump to that conclusion.  Even ignoring theoretical people who might be anti-gay but abortion-indifferent, I wouldn't put it past some of the more extreme anti-gays to make an exception for themselves in that case.
 
2014-03-20 05:56:54 PM

meat0918: James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

You win the internets for today AND tomorrow.


I think that closed it down for the weekend.
 
2014-03-20 06:01:45 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


I thought this was the end of the thread, but then I saw this

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]

 
2014-03-20 06:02:20 PM
By the way, where are all the Farkers who were claiming Pride parades would never let something like this happen?
 
2014-03-20 06:07:29 PM

grumpfuff: By the way, where are all the Farkers who were claiming Pride parades would never let something like this happen?


Filling in seats out applications.
 
2014-03-20 06:10:44 PM

colon_pow: except if they had their way, and you follow it to its logical conclusion, the St. Patricks Day parade would no longer have any sponsors and would cease


Well, as it happens, I actually agree with you.

If a St. Patricks day parade wands to be a "hate gay people" rally, rather than a "Let's get drunk and party" rally, then yes, they should lose all their sponsors and cease.

You don't find too many black people working to keep the KKK from going under, do you?
 
2014-03-20 06:13:34 PM

SquiggsIN: svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)

So the hyper-conservative types that would be upset about having a gay child would be totally okay with abortion?
Do you even read what you type?


No, the conundrum is with the liberals. They want gayness AND abortion until they figure out that other liberals will abort a defective gene.

It's like the dilemma they face with gayness and Islam. They like Islam until they see that Sharia Law will treat their deviance with stonings, hands chopped off and the lash.
 
2014-03-20 06:16:51 PM

svanmeter: SquiggsIN: svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)

So the hyper-conservative types that would be upset about having a gay child would be totally okay with abortion?
Do you even read what you type?

No, the conundrum is with the liberals. They want gayness AND abortion until they figure out that other liberals will abort a defective gene.

It's like the dilemma they face with gayness and Islam. They like Islam until they see that Sharia Law will treat their deviance with stonings, hands chopped off and the lash.


You are way, way, way too obvious. Just sayin.
 
2014-03-20 06:19:10 PM

No Such Agency: svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)

Sigh. I think your trolling needs more intelligent design and less Trisomy 21...


Nice try coprophagia breath (by the way, you might want to brush your teeth)
 
2014-03-20 06:19:26 PM

svanmeter: SquiggsIN: svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)

So the hyper-conservative types that would be upset about having a gay child would be totally okay with abortion?
Do you even read what you type?

No, the conundrum is with the liberals. They want gayness AND abortion until they figure out that other liberals will abort a defective gene.

It's like the dilemma they face with gayness and Islam. They like Islam until they see that Sharia Law will treat their deviance with stonings, hands chopped off and the lash.


The delusion you must be under to equate American liberalism with supporting sharia must be epic.  You're obviously a sad old white man who, as an anachronism, is upset that the world has left him behind.  Your kind is dying off MUCH faster than you can reproduce your ignorant hatred in the next generation.  Enjoy what you have left.
 
2014-03-20 06:29:34 PM
25.media.tumblr.com


Also,

zam.zamimg.com
 
2014-03-20 06:30:13 PM
Nothing says "liberal" like Sharia law.

This is what some people believe. Really.
 
2014-03-20 06:33:17 PM

SquiggsIN: svanmeter: SquiggsIN: svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)

So the hyper-conservative types that would be upset about having a gay child would be totally okay with abortion?
Do you even read what you type?

No, the conundrum is with the liberals. They want gayness AND abortion until they figure out that other liberals will abort a defective gene.

It's like the dilemma they face with gayness and Islam. They like Islam until they see that Sharia Law will treat their deviance with stonings, hands chopped off and the lash.

The delusion you must be under to equate American liberalism with supporting sharia must be epic.  You're obviously a sad old white man who, as an anachronism, is upset that the world has left him behind.  Your kind is dying off MUCH faster than you can reproduce your ignorant hatred in the next generation.  Enjoy what you have left.


Me dan risa las estúpidas conclusiones que toma...

Your worship at the altar of "diversity" and American Liberalism has blinded you the destiny of your kind. The rise of 7th century family values around the world spells trouble for you and your kind.

Just look at how the Koran views women:

"The Prophet said, "Isn't the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?" The women said, "Yes." He said, "This is because of the deficiency of a woman's mind."

Sahih Bukhari 3:48:826

Enjoy your burka
 
2014-03-20 06:33:18 PM

maxheck: Nothing says "liberal" like Sharia law.

This is what some people believe. Really.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 07:28:49 PM
How cute! Look at him trying to be the next Fred Phelps...
 
2014-03-20 07:33:50 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: How cute! Look at him trying to be the next Fred Phelps...


¿Quien diablos es Fred Phelps?
 
2014-03-20 08:09:04 PM

maxheck: Nothing says "liberal" like Sharia law.

This is what some people believe. Really.


While wanting to impose laws orginating from the same sources (ie the Bible).
 
2014-03-20 08:33:19 PM
Nothing says fool like those who ignore the threat of the impending Caliphate in your own backyard.

Darwin frowns on fools.
 
2014-03-20 08:40:03 PM

jso2897: Hilarious - naturally, the LGBT folks told him they'd be happy to have him march in their parade, and now he's backing off - saying he "wouldn't do that to them".
Christ, what an asshole.


I think this is why "conservative humor" is often such a failure. It's not about actual observation and comment, it's all about their projection.

/ignorance is only funny to the ignorant
 
2014-03-20 08:54:43 PM
Until he backed out I figured he had found a clever way to be able to march in the Pride parade without having to worry about losing his job.  I'm guessing that he realized that just because he'd be marching behind a banner anyone to the side of him would be able to see the raging boner he'd have the entire time so he probably figured it was best to play it safe and stay home and watch porn.
 
2014-03-20 08:56:24 PM

svanmeter: Nothing says fool like those who ignore the threat of the impending Caliphate in your own backyard.

Darwin frowns on fools.


warosu.org
 
2014-03-20 09:28:42 PM

mutterfark: I think this is why "conservative humor" is often such a failure.


I know, that's what my Mom says, too. =(
 
2014-03-20 10:13:40 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Possibly the funniest one-liner on Fark, ever.
 
2014-03-20 10:21:07 PM

hardinparamedic: Maybe I'm missing the joke but...

This is Phil Donahue. Talk show host.

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

He was so liberal that MSNBC of all people canceled his talk show before the Iraq war because he was critical of it.

This is Bill Donahue. An asshole and papist.

[www.eyeofthetiber.com image 270x320]

He thinks you're the scum sucking son of a protestant sow, and that you should burn in hell for eternity.


The Catholic League (aka Bill Donahue and two other pederasts) thinks every Catholic to the left of old-school Irish Catholics is a protestant sow.
 
2014-03-20 10:43:12 PM
Almost want to see that, almost.
 
2014-03-20 11:20:23 PM

svanmeter: SquiggsIN: svanmeter: SquiggsIN: svanmeter: No Such Agency: svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.

Lol Darwin's had hundreds of millions of years to "have a go" at selecting out homosexuality, and yet we still have gays, as well as day penguins etc. I think Darwin obviously likes gays. U mad bro?

Do you remember how the deviants celebrated the so called "gay gene" that showed that gayness was congenital? Then they got real quiet when they realized that people would abort?

Darwin winks ;-)

So the hyper-conservative types that would be upset about having a gay child would be totally okay with abortion?
Do you even read what you type?

No, the conundrum is with the liberals. They want gayness AND abortion until they figure out that other liberals will abort a defective gene.

It's like the dilemma they face with gayness and Islam. They like Islam until they see that Sharia Law will treat their deviance with stonings, hands chopped off and the lash.

The delusion you must be under to equate American liberalism with supporting sharia must be epic.  You're obviously a sad old white man who, as an anachronism, is upset that the world has left him behind.  Your kind is dying off MUCH faster than you can reproduce your ignorant hatred in the next generation.  Enjoy what you have left.

Me dan risa las estúpidas conclusiones que toma...

Your worship at the altar of "diversity" and American Liberalism has blinded you the destiny of your kind. The rise of 7th century family values around the world spells trouble for you and your kind.

Just look at how the Koran views women:

"The Prophet said, "Isn't the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?" The women said, "Yes." He said, "This is because of the deficiency of a woman's mind."

Sahih Bukhari 3:48:826

Enjoy your burka


Keep fighting the good fight, dude.
Those straw men won't defeat themselves.
 
2014-03-20 11:42:03 PM
svanmeter:

Nothing says fool like those who ignore the threat of the impending Caliphate in your own backyard.

Darwin frowns on fools.


Not worried about it... I have enough guns, heirloom seeds and MREs to last through it.
And lots and lots of gold coins.
 
2014-03-21 12:49:40 AM
Even if he is faking it, it is fun to read the paranoid nonsense the paranoid ignoramuses are fearing these days. There really are people who are afraid the US is being taken over by "Muslims" and will adopt "Sharia law".

Of course out here in reality, we now have legal marijuana and legal marriage for all. Is that part of Sharia too?
 
2014-03-21 01:49:38 AM
I hope he remembers to wear his clown shoes.
 
2014-03-21 02:28:39 AM

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.
[Gerbil pic]


Well done, both of you.

Say, I'm going to steal that pic for...

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2014-03-21 03:08:18 AM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


*milk out nose* That is the funniest thing I've read all week.

svanmeter: Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.


That is the stupidest thing I've read all week.

/late to the party
 
2014-03-21 12:36:09 PM

svanmeter: No, the conundrum is with the liberals. They want gayness AND abortion until they figure out that other liberals will abort a defective gene.


This is unlikely to ever be a problem, mostly because the window between identifying the hereditary and prenatal pressures to cause homosexual development and the ways to remedy them will be reasonably small.

The real liberal freak-out will happen when uterine monitoring becomes sufficiently advanced as to allow mothers to decide their kids to be straight or gay. Even a modest selective pressure toward heterosexuality will cause the gay population to plummet in short order.

Taking current miniaturization trends and FDA lag into account, we could be looking at rice grain-sized implantable medical monitoring devices within the next 40 years. Which implies we should start seeing "At the End of the Gay" think pieces showing up in tech advocacy periodicals by 2025, if not sooner.
 
2014-03-21 01:23:57 PM

rbuzby: Even if he is faking it, it is fun to read the paranoid nonsense the paranoid ignoramuses are fearing these days. There really are people who are afraid the US is being taken over by "Muslims" and will adopt "Sharia law".


I dunno, I'd vote for it just to watch pearl-clutchers freak the fark out. It'd be hilarious, and easy enough to overturn once the joke's over. Then maybe we could vote in Hunduism or Taoism as the national religion so these insane assholes scramble because they've never even heard of their new opponent.
 
2014-03-21 02:11:20 PM

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Oh crap, that is the funniest thing I have read in quite a while!

Thank you for sharing your analogy, I can't stop chuckling...
 
2014-03-21 07:54:56 PM
He'll be popular. Gay guys LOVE straights!
 
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