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(Towleroad)   Catholic League's Bill Donahue: "Well I'm gonna apply to march in the Gay Pride Parade with a banner that says 'Straight is Great' and watch how pissed those gays get" NYC Pride: Yea, sure, whatever. Just fill the form out correctly   (towleroad.com) divider line 166
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2014-03-20 12:14:28 PM  
I thought the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade was the place to see giant out-of-date gasbags, Bill
 
2014-03-20 12:25:07 PM  
I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.
 
2014-03-20 12:41:42 PM  

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.
 
2014-03-20 12:48:19 PM  

dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.


welchweblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-20 01:36:00 PM  

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Win.

Someone turn out the lights.
 
2014-03-20 01:36:03 PM  

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]


You win the internets for today AND tomorrow.
 
2014-03-20 01:36:23 PM  
Now that is how you troll.
 
2014-03-20 01:37:28 PM  

James!: him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


I think I love you.
 
2014-03-20 01:38:14 PM  
Well, I see that James! has this covered, so I'm going back to the Fred Phelps thread.
 
2014-03-20 01:38:17 PM  
And he'll get several walking tug jobs. For free!
 
2014-03-20 01:39:04 PM  
And next he can organize a White Power march for MLK Day. What is it that old white men don't understand about this history of oppression shiat?
 
2014-03-20 01:39:50 PM  

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.



Tears. Lots of tears. Thanks for making my day!
 
2014-03-20 01:40:05 PM  

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Well I burst into audible laughter in the middle of my office. So thanks for that.

/BTW, I now have your favorited as "won the internet"
 
2014-03-20 01:41:09 PM  
Suddenly I smell hypocrisy. Oh look, it's the Catholic Church. And no little timmy glued to his crotch. Progress!
 
2014-03-20 01:42:01 PM  

Khellendros: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Win.

Someone turn out the lights.


Geez, dude, get a room.
 
2014-03-20 01:42:02 PM  
Yup, let him march. He can be right behind the "Church Abuse Survivors" and before the "Women in Ministry".
 
2014-03-20 01:42:10 PM  
Troll all you like bill, but the hate is entirely one sided.
 
2014-03-20 01:42:30 PM  

BunkoSquad: I thought the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade was the place to see giant out-of-date gasbags, Bill


hayooo!!
 
2014-03-20 01:43:06 PM  
I don't understand how any catholic would ever associate with this guy. I've heard him on catholic radio numerous times, and they seem to love him there. I just don't understand, he sounds so full of hatred and anger.
 
2014-03-20 01:43:11 PM  
he might want to ask the pope what he thinks of that.
 
2014-03-20 01:43:22 PM  
He's just pissy his talk show got cancelled.
 
2014-03-20 01:43:49 PM  
Why do intolerant people always think that tolerant people will be equally intolerant if positions were reversed?  The responses is universally "Meh, whatever..."
 
2014-03-20 01:43:55 PM  
they have a Catholic League?!?

When's the playoffs?
 
2014-03-20 01:44:09 PM  

BigLuca: He's just pissy his talk show got cancelled.


WOW.

Careful with that joke. It's an antique.
 
2014-03-20 01:44:20 PM  

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


I usually giggle at the funny on fark.
This time i LoL'ed.
Thank you.
 
2014-03-20 01:45:29 PM  
Hilarious - naturally, the LGBT folks told him they'd be happy to have him march in their parade, and now he's backing off - saying he "wouldn't do that to them".
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2014-03-20 01:45:49 PM  
I think I'll change my name to Rabbi Moishe Cohen-Goldberg and start forcibly converting Catholics to Judaism. Whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
 
2014-03-20 01:47:34 PM  

hardinparamedic: Suddenly I smell hypocrisy. Oh look, it's the Catholic Church. And no little timmy glued to his crotch. Progress!


You realize bill doesn't actually represent the catholic church, right? while he may act like he is he is just a neoconservative loon.
 
2014-03-20 01:48:19 PM  
Comprehensive list of gay people who hate straight people for being straight:
 
2014-03-20 01:49:32 PM  
I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.
 
2014-03-20 01:50:27 PM  
I don't get why people are getting bent out of shape about excluding groups from a themed parade that buck the theme.  That's just a 'DUH' to me.
 
2014-03-20 01:51:27 PM  

jso2897: Christ, what an asshole.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
Bf+
2014-03-20 01:51:36 PM  

ikanreed: Comprehensive list of gay people who hate straight people for being straight:


[golfclap.gif]
 
2014-03-20 01:52:55 PM  
Catholic League?

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"There is no crying in Papal!"

/Got nothing'
 
2014-03-20 01:54:00 PM  

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Done in two.

/the last one out must turn off the lights
 
2014-03-20 01:54:05 PM  

Famous Thamas: I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.


The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.
 
2014-03-20 01:54:26 PM  

lockers: Troll all you like bill, but the hate is entirely one sided.


Unfortunately it isn't.

There are haters on both sides.

/fortunately hate seems to be losing in general, so we've got that going for us.
 
2014-03-20 01:55:02 PM  
All parades are kinda gay.
 
2014-03-20 01:55:04 PM  

MooseUpNorth: Khellendros: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Win.

Someone turn out the lights.

Geez, dude, get a room.


Okay, that one got me...

/glad I wasn't drinking anything.
 
2014-03-20 01:55:38 PM  

SordidEuphemism: Famous Thamas: I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.

The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.


Yep. People will be dumbasses no matter their race, sexual orientation, nationality, etc. See: Tumblr.
 
2014-03-20 01:56:05 PM  
I'd gladly take back Fred Phelps in favor of this fool.
 
2014-03-20 01:57:17 PM  
Is he still married to Marlo Thomas?
 
2014-03-20 01:57:18 PM  

cuzsis: There are haters on both sides.


You're right, I have forgotten all of the gay on straight murders
 
2014-03-20 01:58:14 PM  

SordidEuphemism: Famous Thamas: I don't think many LGBT people would have a problem with something "straight" being in a Pride parade anyway.  From my experiences the "Pride" movement has really evolved into an openness for all sexualities, not just the traditional "LGBT" community.

The parades, yes. The community, well, youse takes yer chances.

Asexuals, Pansexuals, and CIS/HET folks are often ostracized if not outright hated in some circles. Still, progress is progress, but it would serve folks to remember that 'gay' doesn't necessarily mean 'open-minded'.


You left out bisexuals.  Why are you excluding us ?!  HATER
 
2014-03-20 01:58:30 PM  
Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.
 
2014-03-20 01:59:03 PM  

James!: dahmers love zombie: James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.

Well, I was going to post something pithy and amusing, but I can't get past that comment without absolutely cracking the fark up, so..you win the internets for today.

[welchweblog.files.wordpress.com image 560x289]


I will never get that mental image out of my head now.  It's there FOREVER.
 
2014-03-20 01:59:52 PM  

svanmeter: Deviants call straight people "breeders". Can't wait to see the how the heterophobia crowd reacts.

Darwin smiles on the gene pool.


Your butthurt is delicious.

I suspect you may find your butthurt delicious, too.
 
2014-03-20 02:00:03 PM  

James!: I give him 4 blocks before he's going at a stranger's penis like a gerbil at a water bottle.


Thanks for helping me give my monitor a shower.  I should have known better than to try and read comments on this while I was drinking.   That mental image was both highly amusing and more than slightly disturbing.
 
2014-03-20 02:01:48 PM  
So he's using his religion to be spiteful and petty?
 
2014-03-20 02:03:01 PM  
Good, it's about time someone steps up. I hope he's serious, I hope others join this way of thinking and I can't wait to see how this plays out. Let's see just how all inclusive everyone is.
 
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