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(Cape May County Herald)   Q: Want to see what someone who beats a double amputee and steals his wheelchair looks like? A: About what you expected   (capemaycountyherald.com) divider line 60
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2014-03-20 11:59:07 AM  
Looks like someone stole the bottom half of his face.
 
2014-03-20 12:11:57 PM  
I was hoping for lots of bruising and multiple broken limbs from bystanders.
 
2014-03-20 12:30:37 PM  
Time has not been good to some of the characters from Bloom County, has it?
 
2014-03-20 12:31:31 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-03-20 01:41:27 PM  
Assface
 
2014-03-20 01:41:35 PM  
Christ, what an asshole
 
2014-03-20 01:41:39 PM  
I was dead on, except I imagined a mullet.
 
2014-03-20 01:44:55 PM  
I thought the handicapped wanted to be treated just like normal people?
 
2014-03-20 01:45:43 PM  
Keep your chin up.

Wait.
Never mind.
 
2014-03-20 01:46:41 PM  
How did I know the race of the guy before I clicked?
 
2014-03-20 01:47:22 PM  
Meth; it is a hell of a drug.
 
2014-03-20 01:48:53 PM  
gump face
 
2014-03-20 01:51:05 PM  
Trying to figure out how a person could commit such an act leaves me stumped.
 
2014-03-20 01:52:18 PM  
He looks like he's been beaten about the face with a wheel-chaired double-amputee
 
2014-03-20 01:54:12 PM  
He looks Muslim.
 
2014-03-20 01:54:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Trying to figure out how a person could commit such an act leaves me stumped.


Stupidity is it's own reward.
 
2014-03-20 01:55:01 PM  
Do police have a motive or are they stumped?
 
2014-03-20 01:56:05 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Trying to figure out how a person could commit such an act leaves me stumped.


Dammit. I opened the thread, got distracted, came back with all my wit and missed your comment.
 
2014-03-20 01:56:06 PM  
Want to see what a one-armed amputee who beats who beats up Kirk Douglas looks like?
lh5.ggpht.com
 
2014-03-20 01:56:17 PM  
Also wanted for questioning:
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 01:58:04 PM  
The amputee has it coming 90% of the time. I say let's be nice to him. The convict.. not the amputee. Never the amputee.
 
2014-03-20 01:58:39 PM  
My guess: drunk college kid?

Nope.
 
2014-03-20 01:59:12 PM  
standupforamerica.files.wordpress.com

Apparently they are now extending their outreach efforts to include the disabled.
 
2014-03-20 02:00:28 PM  

James!: [i.chzbgr.com image 400x300]


That's hilarious!  I forgot all about those commercials, but you nailed it.
 
2014-03-20 02:02:04 PM  

Walker: Looks like someone stole the bottom half of his face.


Don't be hating.  He yis what he yis, and that's all that he yis.
 
2014-03-20 02:03:34 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

+ some stubble and wrinkles... yeah, I could see it.
 
2014-03-20 02:04:24 PM  

labman: I was hoping for lots of bruising and multiple broken limbs from bystanders.


i.imgur.com

(I'll save you the trouble of looking it up on Snopes, it's fake)
 
2014-03-20 02:04:29 PM  
In the guy's defense, that amputee was probably a raging asshole.
 
2014-03-20 02:07:31 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-20 02:13:04 PM  
Yep. White guy. Knew it.
 
2014-03-20 02:17:04 PM  
Can those of us who are blocked from it at work get one of you fine folk to post this miscreant's mugshot from the article please?
 
2014-03-20 02:19:22 PM  

meathome: Can those of us who are blocked from it at work get one of you fine folk to post this miscreant's mugshot from the article please?


www.capemaycountyherald.com
 
2014-03-20 02:25:17 PM  

ScaryBottles: meathome: Can those of us who are blocked from it at work get one of you fine folk to post this miscreant's mugshot from the article please?

[www.capemaycountyherald.com image 350x439]


He's missing his teefs.  He probably looks very handsome with his roebuckers* linings his gums.

*Think Old Yeller
 
2014-03-20 02:28:13 PM  

ScaryBottles: [www.capemaycountyherald.com image 350x439]


Thank you SB!  Yep, pretty close to what I imagined.
 
2014-03-20 02:32:10 PM  
Yeah I'm probably going to hell for hoping there would be a YouTube video of the incident.


/The only reason why I clicked the link.
 
2014-03-20 02:34:26 PM  
stelliesjol.com

/Was trying to find the one that said something like, "I saw boobies once on that thar Internet"
//My Google-fu failed me.
 
2014-03-20 02:40:31 PM  

FuturePastNow: labman: I was hoping for lots of bruising and multiple broken limbs from bystanders.

[i.imgur.com image 550x415]

(I'll save you the trouble of looking it up on Snopes, it's fake)


That's a shame.
 
2014-03-20 02:51:26 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 02:57:47 PM  
I was expecting a clip from Justified.
 
2014-03-20 03:01:13 PM  
static4.fjcdn.com
As a toddler.
 
2014-03-20 03:10:52 PM  
So, is drawing and quartering still a thing?

What else should we do with such?  They failed the basic humanity test, let's get rid of them.
 
2014-03-20 03:14:06 PM  
Meth.
 
2014-03-20 03:24:01 PM  
I'm not going to give this guy the benefit of the doubt, but I can definitely see some gray here. On my commute, I transfer at a particularly notorious bus stop in Seattle (3rd and Pike) and it's crawling with people who look like our friend here. A lot of them are also in wheelchairs (my personal favorite is a guy who always has a huge vinyl bag of urine hanging from a hook on the bottom of his chair with a tube that runs up the leg of his sweatpants. As he moves, the urine bag sways back and forth, just so slightly). And being in a wheelchair does NOT exclude you the possibility of being a huge bag of shiat.

So if I had to guess, these guys are friends, or at least know each other, and are drunks or addicts or probably both and they got into a fight. Doesn't make it that much better, but I seriously doubt this guy just randomly beat up a disabled guy.
 
2014-03-20 03:32:47 PM  

labman: I was hoping for lots of bruising and multiple broken limbs from bystanders.


They took his chin. His whole. Farking. Chin.
 
2014-03-20 03:33:52 PM  
That wasn't what I was expecting.

But it could have been.
 
2014-03-20 03:41:35 PM  
Step 1: Steal man's wheelchair
Step 2: ????
Step 3: ????
 
2014-03-20 03:49:55 PM  

El Dudereno: They took his chin. His whole. Farking. Chin.


Here.  I got some I'm not using.

i102.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-20 04:09:44 PM  
Toofless methhead
 
2014-03-20 04:26:27 PM  

PainInTheASP: Time has not been good to some of the characters from Bloom County Bazooka Joe comics, has it?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-20 04:30:11 PM  
One year old news is NOT news.

/That's some mighty timely reportin' there, Lou.
 
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