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(Tampa Bay Online)   "Let me tell you something, Hulkamaniacs. Whatcha gonna do, when my 24-inch pythons run wild on the lady who walked off with one of my shoes, brother?"   (tbo.com) divider line 33
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2014-03-20 12:08:02 PM  
Transgender shoe thread in play.

/Hulk's not a tranny?
 
2014-03-20 12:10:28 PM  
Piper is behind this!  I just know it.
 
2014-03-20 12:11:51 PM  
Thought we were past racial descriptions of accused criminals?
 
2014-03-20 12:13:28 PM  

jwookie: Thought we were past racial descriptions of accused criminals?


Its ok if the perp is white.
 
2014-03-20 12:14:09 PM  

Oldiron_79: jwookie: Thought we were past racial descriptions of accused criminals?

Its ok if the perp is white.


white is right?
 
2014-03-20 12:17:34 PM  
So, they're looking for a fat, 50 year old, white woman...

In Clearwater Beach.

Man, that police lineup is going to stretch to the Georgia line.
 
2014-03-20 12:24:24 PM  
Someone stole Hulk's shoes? Where is he going to store his meat jerky now?

/obscure, and don't look up Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes on GIS either.
 
2014-03-20 12:27:31 PM  

rjakobi: Someone stole Hulk's shoes? Where is he going to store his meat jerky now?

/obscure, and don't look up Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes on GIS either.


the correct terminology is 'meat thermos'
 
2014-03-20 12:29:05 PM  
I love this story.

"Police said four white women, all possibly from Michigan, went into   , 483 Mandalay Ave., No. 108, at 5:16 p.m. Four minutes later, a large statue of Hogan fell outside the store, and workers were temporarily distracted, police said. That's when the theft occurred. "
 
2014-03-20 12:31:01 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Piper is behind this!  I just know it.


never trust a man who wears a skirt!
 
2014-03-20 12:33:36 PM  
Evad took it to channel the Hulkamaniac's power.
 
2014-03-20 12:39:48 PM  

rjakobi: Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes


I liked this one:
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-20 12:40:26 PM  
Y'all remember what happened last time Hogan got pissed...

i320.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-20 12:48:10 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Y'all remember what happened last time Hogan got pissed...

[i320.photobucket.com image 728x800]


You have too much time on your hands.

/the last one is epic.
//get off Hulk's lawn.
 
2014-03-20 12:57:31 PM  

jwookie: Thought we were past racial descriptions of accused criminals?


On Fark, never.
 
2014-03-20 01:03:28 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Y'all remember what happened last time Hogan got pissed...


You wont like him when he's angry.
 
2014-03-20 01:08:17 PM  
What is this doing on the main tab?
 
2014-03-20 01:15:20 PM  
Who steals a shoe?
 
2014-03-20 01:17:35 PM  

machoprogrammer: What is this doing on the main tab?


'Cause FARK YOU, that's why.
 
2014-03-20 01:22:44 PM  
"Police said four white women"
_________________________________________________________
It was Vince, SCSA, The Ultimate Warrior, and Bret Hart dressed in drag.
 
2014-03-20 01:48:46 PM  
It's not a shoe, it's a boot!  Brother!
 
2014-03-20 03:13:37 PM  
Ok, so if I write my name on my shoe, and someone steals it, I can claim that shoe is worth $5,500?
 
2014-03-20 03:36:07 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Y'all remember what happened last time Hogan got pissed...

[i320.photobucket.com image 728x800]


OK, that's farking funny....

And what's with TFA and "Michigan", anyway? It keeps telling you how the women were "possibly from Michigan", like that narrows it down to a suspect pool of 10 people, or something.
 
2014-03-20 03:43:33 PM  

Jeng: Ok, so if I write my name on my shoe, and someone steals it, I can claim that shoe is worth $5,500?


Only if you've bodyslammed Andre the Giant in front of 93,000 people.
 
2014-03-20 03:55:30 PM  
Make another sex tape?
 
2014-03-20 04:13:42 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Jeng: Ok, so if I write my name on my shoe, and someone steals it, I can claim that shoe is worth $5,500?

Only if you've bodyslammed Andre the Giant in front of 93,000 people.


I'm sorry, did you say Wrestlemania 3, Hulk vs Andre?

So awesome.
 
2014-03-20 05:02:54 PM  
And who profited from the shoe?

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-20 05:53:26 PM  

Oldiron_79: Sin_City_Superhero: Y'all remember what happened last time Hogan got pissed...

You wont like him when he's angry.


24.media.tumblr.com

Bring back my shoe, JACK!
 
2014-03-20 06:03:02 PM  
She no sold the big boot. But will she kick out after he hits the legdrop.
 
2014-03-20 07:41:09 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: So, they're looking for a fat, 50 year old, white woman...

In Clearwater Beach.

Man, that police lineup is going to stretch to the Georgia line.


So... only six people?
 
2014-03-20 08:27:23 PM  
'No agony, no bragony.'
 
2014-03-20 10:05:08 PM  

mutterfark: 'No agony, no bragony.'


no jabroni
 
2014-03-20 11:40:03 PM  

Mikey1969: Sin_City_Superhero: Y'all remember what happened last time Hogan got pissed...

[i320.photobucket.com image 728x800]

OK, that's farking funny....

And what's with TFA and "Michigan", anyway? It keeps telling you how the women were "possibly from Michigan", like that narrows it down to a suspect pool of 10 people, or something.


We all know what those people look like.
 
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