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(Contact Music)   Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual conquests expands. Highlights include Benicio Del Toro   ( contactmusic.com) divider line
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2014-03-20 08:50:52 AM  
Isn't she an Obamacare insurance deductible by now?
 
2014-03-20 09:02:07 AM  
No no, it Bernardino Del Taco
 
2014-03-20 09:04:20 AM  

zedster: No no, it Bernardino Del Taco


It said*
 
2014-03-20 09:15:55 AM  
I am starting to think she's making shiat up.  I doubt anyone famous has consented to be with her recently.
 
2014-03-20 09:43:37 AM  
We should be celebrating that these things are now considered from the perspective of not-the-man for tallying sexual conquests and evaluate our opinion of her taking into account how much we dislike that she is empowered enough to be the one in the position of acquiring conquests in lieu of the man in the situation.
 
2014-03-20 10:13:47 AM  
Scarlett Johansen once said del Toro nailed her in an elevator. Dude gets around.
 
2014-03-20 10:22:29 AM  
So he's The Collector, of STDs
 
2014-03-20 10:36:59 AM  
Next up: half the items in the produce aisle
 
2014-03-20 11:01:02 AM  
She looks great for a 40 year old woman.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 11:10:09 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Next up: half the items in the produce aisle


i1.ytimg.com

It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
 
2014-03-20 11:21:59 AM  

Ambivalence: I am starting to think she's making shiat up.  I doubt anyone famous has consented to be with her recently.


Maybe they were not consensual encounters. Maybe there are a lot of men in Hollywood crying on the inside because no one will take their claims seriously.
 
2014-03-20 11:30:41 AM  
Pretty soon everyone in Hollywood will be riddled with horrible diseases.
 
2014-03-20 11:34:54 AM  

Ambivalence: I am starting to think she's making shiat up.  I doubt anyone famous has consented to be with her recently.


Hate to break this to you, but most guys will fark anyone they can lift, and the only reason they stop there is because if she dies on top of them, they don't want to have to chew their way out.

\This also explains why you always see bodybuilders with fat chicks.
 
2014-03-20 11:35:06 AM  

Ambivalence: I am starting to think she's making shiat up.  I doubt anyone famous has consented to be with her recently.


I have a friend that is in deep with alcoholism. He makes shiat up to create this reality that he can deal with. Everyone that knows him realizes how messed up it is, but he believes it.

Let's just call Lohan out for being a bit farked up in the head, not enable her fantasy world.
 
2014-03-20 11:35:14 AM  

Ambivalence: I am starting to think she's making shiat up.  I doubt anyone famous has consented to be with her recently.


Maybe not recently, but can you imagine this:

i2.cdnds.net

...running around Hollywood with a handbag full of blow and condoms? '04 Lindsay could have bedded John Travolta.

/Team Lindsay
 
2014-03-20 11:35:34 AM  

Nabb1: Scarlett Johansen once said del Toro nailed her in an elevator. Dude gets around.


[citation needed]
 
2014-03-20 11:39:33 AM  

peterthx: Nabb1: Scarlett Johansen once said del Toro nailed her in an elevator. Dude gets around.

[citation needed]


Link
 
2014-03-20 11:41:02 AM  
Man.... that's such a asshole move for anyone to do, if this is true. Getting "put on blast" for people you've had sex with is not cool.


/Fark your privacy I guess
 
2014-03-20 11:43:22 AM  

Nabb1: peterthx: Nabb1: Scarlett Johansen once said del Toro nailed her in an elevator. Dude gets around.

[citation needed]

Link


Nevermind. That was a follow-up where they denied it.
 
2014-03-20 11:51:10 AM  

jayhawk88: Ambivalence: I am starting to think she's making shiat up.  I doubt anyone famous has consented to be with her recently.

Maybe not recently, but can you imagine this:

...running around Hollywood with a handbag full of blow and condoms? '04 Lindsay could have bedded John Travolta.

/Team Lindsay


Well, you always get that notch in your belt and you can be vague about when it happened when telling people about it

/had sex with Kim novak
 
2014-03-20 11:52:07 AM  

jayhawk88: Maybe not recently, but can you imagine this:


I have imagined that any number of times.  And I'll probably imagine it again later now that you've brought it to mind.

/checks on tissue stock
 
2014-03-20 11:54:50 AM  

InterruptingQuirk: We should be celebrating that these things are now considered from the perspective of not-the-man for tallying sexual conquests and evaluate our opinion of her taking into account how much we dislike that she is empowered enough to be the one in the position of acquiring conquests in lieu of the man in the situation.


Was this post created by a random word generator?
 
2014-03-20 11:57:23 AM  
"He'll flip ya."

Too obscure?
 
2014-03-20 12:02:11 PM  
So, 'Whore farks a lot of people' is news now?
 
2014-03-20 12:05:50 PM  
Can she just start doing porn already?  She's gotta be low on money by now.  She's virtually unemployable as an actress.
 
2014-03-20 12:06:17 PM  

James Rieper: "He'll flip ya."

Too obscure?


lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-03-20 12:10:10 PM  
I honestly don't think LiLo is exponentially more promiscuous than other Hollywood starlets; she's just not as discreet about it.

These people are young, hot, rich and famous. You'd be a fool not to think they get around like a motherfarker.
 
2014-03-20 12:10:27 PM  

James Rieper: "He'll flip ya."

Too obscure?


it's not even in the same time zone as "obscure."
 
2014-03-20 12:13:09 PM  
Back to back Ciprianis? Or is that just a really close family?
 
2014-03-20 12:19:11 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 12:19:53 PM  
Yawn. Let me know when she publishes a list that indicates which orifice each guy entered.
 
2014-03-20 12:20:31 PM  
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-20 12:21:54 PM  

Uncle Pooky: it's not even in the same time zone as "obscure."


Great movie, but it's 20 years old.

Which means <checks IMDB> Lindsay was 9 years old when it came out.
 
2014-03-20 12:24:39 PM  

rvesco: InterruptingQuirk: We should be celebrating that these things are now considered from the perspective of not-the-man for tallying sexual conquests and evaluate our opinion of her taking into account how much we dislike that she is empowered enough to be the one in the position of acquiring conquests in lieu of the man in the situation.

Was this post created by a random word generator?


It's very hard to come up with gender-inclusive, or at least not gender-exclusive, language these days.
 
2014-03-20 12:26:08 PM  
Don't worry, he gave her a nice honeymoooooooon...

www.wearysloth.com
 
2014-03-20 12:39:43 PM  
I've dated 2 women who've went on a date with Benicio.  I try not to think about it.
 
2014-03-20 12:42:46 PM  

James Rieper: Uncle Pooky: it's not even in the same time zone as "obscure."

Great movie, but it's 20 years old.

Which means <checks IMDB> Lindsay was 9 years old when it came out.


it won an acting Oscar and a screenplay Oscar, and it has one of the most famous twist endings ever. That it came out 19 years ago is irrelevant; it's a very well known movie.
 
2014-03-20 12:54:58 PM  

T.rex: I've dated 2 women who've went on a date with Benicio.  I try not to think about it.


Yeah but they dated him at the same time, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-03-20 12:55:15 PM  
I was wondering what happened to him recently (since he did... um...). Now I know.
 
2014-03-20 01:09:56 PM  
OUTER SPACE LIBIRACHI. that is all.
 
2014-03-20 01:22:09 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: rvesco: InterruptingQuirk: We should be celebrating that these things are now considered from the perspective of not-the-man for tallying sexual conquests and evaluate our opinion of her taking into account how much we dislike that she is empowered enough to be the one in the position of acquiring conquests in lieu of the man in the situation.

Was this post created by a random word generator?

It's very hard to come up with gender-inclusive, or at least not gender-exclusive, language these days.


there is a strong degree of sexism.  if it was some talentless hack guy farking everyone, we'd be like, what's his secret?  but, since it's a talentless hack lady, it's like, whorebags mcslutpants.

ultimately, sex is not that big of a deal.  male or female.  we should just stop worrying about the beds of other people.
 
2014-03-20 01:23:00 PM  
The lack of midgets on that list shows me that the girl is guilty of little person discrimination.
Frankly, I blame this on Tim Burton for replacing the Oompa Loompa's with Deep Roy.
 
2014-03-20 01:30:10 PM  
What she really said was that she had just eaten at Del Taco.  Sorry, her bad...
 
2014-03-20 01:38:41 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: rvesco: InterruptingQuirk: We should be celebrating that these things are now considered from the perspective of not-the-man for tallying sexual conquests and evaluate our opinion of her taking into account how much we dislike that she is empowered enough to be the one in the position of acquiring conquests in lieu of the man in the situation.

Was this post created by a random word generator?

It's very hard to come up with gender-inclusive, or at least not gender-exclusive, language these days.


Ah, THAT'S what was going on! Thank you.
 
2014-03-20 01:43:35 PM  
"running around Hollywood with a handbag full of blow and condoms? '04 Lindsay could have bedded John Travolta. "

That is the question, which Lindsay did they get? Hot blue bikini Lindsay or rubber lip drug addict Lindsay?
 
2014-03-20 02:00:38 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 200x640] [i.imgur.com image 400x640]


She always seems to wear that dark-as-shiat makeup on her cheeks. Makes her look really strange. Whuddup wit dat?
 
2014-03-20 02:33:04 PM  

Ambivalence: I am starting to think she's making shiat up.  I doubt anyone famous has consented to be with her recently.


Key word: recently.

I for one have no doubt Kutcher had himself some of Fez's sloppy seconds during That 70s Show run.

Also, I'm going to drink a lot of hard liquor tonight to get that image out of my brain.
 
2014-03-20 02:37:00 PM  

varmitydog: The lack of midgets on that list shows me that the girl is guilty of little person discrimination.
Frankly, I blame this on Tim Burton for replacing the Oompa Loompa's with Deep Roy.


Fark: always trying to get Peter Dinklage laid
 
2014-03-20 02:37:47 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: varmitydog: The lack of midgets on that list shows me that the girl is guilty of little person discrimination.
Frankly, I blame this on Tim Burton for replacing the Oompa Loompa's with Deep Roy.

Fark: always trying to get Peter Dinklage laidAIDS


Just as I added the comment I realized it needed correction
 
2014-03-20 02:38:17 PM  
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Lohan and Del Toro in happier times.
 
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