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(BBC)   Police said they were looking for "people acting suspiciously on Friday night, possibly covered in soil"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 12
    More: Amusing, Salford, Greater Manchester Police, tunnels  
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2014-03-20 11:22:19 AM  
Digging a tunnel is always impressive to me, no matter how big or for what its purpose is. Wonder how long they took to dig that?
 
2014-03-20 11:36:00 AM  
Doesn't that define most of the people in the UK on a Friday night? Of course they also need to add "covered in vomit".
 
2014-03-20 11:36:25 AM  
You can't even prosecute me Copper, I'm a miner!

*is drubbed about the ears with nightsticks*

Help, these Bobbies are homophonic!
 
2014-03-20 12:16:14 PM  
The theft happened on Friday at Tesco on Liverpool Road, Eccles, between midnight and 06:00 GMT, police said.

"Shut Up, Eccles"
 
2014-03-20 12:21:22 PM  
www.artwithimpact.org

Sought for questioning.
 
2014-03-20 12:24:00 PM  
"Thieves who built a 50ft (15m) tunnel to a cash machine in Salford got away with more than £80,000. "


Soils well that end well.
 
2014-03-20 12:27:14 PM  
I read that as "soul," and thought for a moment there'd been trouble at the Motown-themed nightclub.

Again.
 
2014-03-20 12:48:07 PM  
www.gonemovies.com
 
2014-03-20 01:44:46 PM  
img.fark.net
Writing comprehension, how do it work???
 
2014-03-20 03:06:03 PM  
"These people had obviously spent a long time plotting this crime and I doubt they would have been able to keep their plans secret for all that time, without telling others about their elaborate scheme."

Apparently there's not a single criminal in the world who can keep a secret.
 
2014-03-20 03:23:55 PM  
oooops I've soiled myself.
 
2014-03-20 04:28:47 PM  

MattyGroch: "These people had obviously spent a long time plotting this crime and I doubt they would have been able to keep their plans secret for all that time, without telling others about their elaborate scheme."

Apparently there's not a single criminal in the world who can keep a secret.


You've not been on Facebook lately, I gather.
 
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