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(International Political Forum)   United Nations declares March 20 'International Day of Happiness' in transparent political attack on 'Steak & BJ Day'   (internationalpoliticalforum.com) divider line 69
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2014-03-20 11:46:43 AM

groppet: Cymbal: Steak and BJ day is 3/14. Which is also Pi day. And my birthday. And Albert Einstein's birthday.

I got into an argument last weekend with my mom and her friends about when steak and a BJ day. They said the 20th I siad the 14th, Urban Dictionary proved me right!


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2014-03-20 11:51:38 AM

hasty ambush: Link

Jen Remauro @JenRemauro

Today is national Steak & BJ Day. My boyfriend is getting a ham sandwich and a high five. #steakandbj

Link

"Steak and Blowjob Day" is the White History Month of holidays; the type of delusional push back based on the idea that men are being asked to do TOO MUCH. Attention SB&J Day fans: Every day is Steak and Blowjob Day. We live in a patriarchal society; if you're a man, the way our society is is like a personal Valentine to you."


Just....ugh.  Look, I'm as feminist as the next guy, I think most women are underpaid and underappreciated, and I certainly think that the disparity in sexual morals and/or healthcare issues (i.e. insurance shouldn't cover birth control but should cover viagra and penis pumps) is absolutely despicable.

That said, she's not helping.  Raining on other people's parades doesn't advance her cause in any way.  Just let people enjoy their mostly fake gag holiday (did you see what I did there?) and go about their lives.  If you don't want to observe the holiday, don't celebrate it.
 
2014-03-20 12:06:44 PM

BeesNuts: Cymbal: Steak and BJ day is 3/14. Which is also Pi day. And my birthday. And Albert Einstein's birthday.

Shun the Pi-believer!  Tau is the future!


e would like to have a word with you.
 
2014-03-20 12:10:12 PM

BobCumbers: Happiness is a moral obligation.


Seems that way, doesn't it?

How dare you not be happy 100% of the time citizen!!!

Off to the nerve staplers for you!
 
2014-03-20 12:12:45 PM
deladream.com

Don't worry.
 
2014-03-20 12:14:59 PM

Orgasmatron138: I feel bad for anyone who has to have a special day for those two things. Poor bastards.


Seriously.
 
2014-03-20 12:19:43 PM
It is also Mr Rogers birthday. Coincidence? I doubt it.
 
2014-03-20 12:26:49 PM
The premise that s&bj day is exploitative because men already get what they want in a patriarchal society is... Well, damn. The vast majority of people, men included, get little or none of what they want in life.

Being a cis white male with a decent job, I'm way luckier than most and I won't deny it. But you want to know why I don't get blow jobs? Because when my wife was younger, some guy decided to exercise his patriarchal privilege and force her to give him one. Consequently,I now know better than to ask for one, on March 14 or any other day, which still makes me luckier than her because nobody ever tried to stick a dick in my mouth without consent*.

So yeah, patriarchy is a bit of a double edged sword, I'd say.

* or with it, admittedly
 
2014-03-20 12:32:12 PM

Mad_Radhu: somedude210: I thought 4/20 was "international happiness day", not 3/20?

What is funny this year is how Easter falls on 4/20.


Just don't smoke the Easter Grass!
 
2014-03-20 12:32:53 PM

Orgasmatron138: I feel bad for anyone who has to have a special day for those two things. Poor bastards.


Blow me.
 
2014-03-20 12:42:07 PM

lindalouwho: Orgasmatron138: I feel bad for anyone who has to have a special day for those two things. Poor bastards.

Seriously.


Don't feel bad for those guys.  Feel bad for the guys who don't get those 2 things even on the special days.

/That would be me
//So very sad
 
2014-03-20 12:46:39 PM
If you marry right, EVERY DAY can be Steak and a BJ day!

//I married right the second time around...
 
2014-03-20 12:52:04 PM

xiola: BeesNuts: Cymbal: Steak and BJ day is 3/14. Which is also Pi day. And my birthday. And Albert Einstein's birthday.

Shun the Pi-believer!  Tau is the future!

e would like to have a word with you.


e^i(tau)=1
e^i(pi)=-1

e seems pretty positive about this prospect.  Ask her yourself.
 
2014-03-20 02:58:14 PM
FTA: "Before any anonymous commenters start lecturing me on how the holiday is "just a joke" and I should "lighten up", let me say this: a sexist joke is still sexist. The problem with hipster sexism hipster sexism/ironic sexism/liberal sexism is that it still trashes women and reinforces the same tired stereotypes, the only difference being that women are less inclined to challenge it for fear of being ridiculed. For the record, the eating of good food and of good people are both things that I very much support, but only when it is reciprocated and not extracted by making women feel guilty about being treated nicely one day a year. Plus, March 14th is already booked: it's Pi Day, and that is truly sacred."

Dudes, listen to Mama: if you're getting something you really, really crave only once a year...call me!
 
2014-03-20 04:06:39 PM
Maitreya birthday scam.
 
2014-03-20 04:07:42 PM

mama2tnt: FTA: "Before any anonymous commenters start lecturing me on how the holiday is "just a joke" and I should "lighten up", let me say this: a sexist joke is still sexist. The problem with hipster sexism hipster sexism/ironic sexism/liberal sexism is that it still trashes women and reinforces the same tired stereotypes, the only difference being that women are less inclined to challenge it for fear of being ridiculed. For the record, the eating of good food and of good people are both things that I very much support, but only when it is reciprocated and not extracted by making women feel guilty about being treated nicely one day a year. Plus, March 14th is already booked: it's Pi Day, and that is truly sacred."

Dudes, listen to Mama: if you're getting something you really, really crave only once a year...call me!


I like mine medium rare
 
2014-03-20 04:26:23 PM
 
2014-03-20 04:58:00 PM

Maud Dib: reprobate1125: I just explained Steak and BJ day to my wife. She's always down.

Yeah, I know.


+1.  I LOLed.
 
2014-03-21 12:59:37 AM
2/14 - yes
3/14 - no

Why no - I'm not too bitter.
 
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