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(International Political Forum)   United Nations declares March 20 'International Day of Happiness' in transparent political attack on 'Steak & BJ Day'   (internationalpoliticalforum.com) divider line 69
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2014-03-20 08:11:09 AM  
I thought 4/20 was "international happiness day", not 3/20?
 
2014-03-20 09:13:54 AM  
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2014-03-20 10:03:22 AM  
Steak and BJ day is 3/14. Which is also Pi day. And my birthday. And Albert Einstein's birthday.
 
2014-03-20 10:03:47 AM  

somedude210: I thought 4/20 was "international happiness day", not 3/20?


Done in one
 
2014-03-20 10:06:55 AM  

Cymbal: Steak and BJ day is 3/14. Which is also Pi day. And my birthday. And Albert Einstein's birthday.


Shun the Pi-believer!  Tau is the future!
 
2014-03-20 10:08:42 AM  
I just explained Steak and BJ day to my wife. She's always down.
 
2014-03-20 10:09:57 AM  
I did "Steak and BJ Day" as a joke several years ago.  The response was so appreciative that I've done it every year since.

/been together working on 9 years
/not only on March 14, but always March 14
 
2014-03-20 10:10:00 AM  

reprobate1125: I just explained Steak and BJ day to my wife. She's always down.


Yeah, I know.
 
2014-03-20 10:11:00 AM  

somedude210: I thought 4/20 was "international happiness day", not 3/20?


Damn, I'm so unoriginal someone made my comment first in the thread.
 
2014-03-20 10:13:15 AM  
Ah, Steak and BJ day, just another of life's little pleasures sacrificed on the altar of child.

/loves my son
//wishes he'd farking go to sleep by himself
 
2014-03-20 10:17:31 AM  
Sure - happiness at the gunpoint of the jackbooted blue-helmeted UN thugs!  No thanks, says this proud American!
 
2014-03-20 10:18:03 AM  

Cymbal: Steak and BJ day is 3/14. Which is also Pi day. And my birthday. And Albert Einstein's birthday.


I got into an argument last weekend with my mom and her friends about when steak and a BJ day. They said the 20th I siad the 14th, Urban Dictionary proved me right!
 
2014-03-20 10:19:57 AM  
Steak and BJ = Day of Happiness

I see no conflict here.
 
2014-03-20 10:20:57 AM  

groppet: Cymbal: Steak and BJ day is 3/14. Which is also Pi day. And my birthday. And Albert Einstein's birthday.

I got into an argument last weekend with my mom and her friends about when steak and a BJ day. They said the 20th I siad the 14th, Urban Dictionary proved me right!


Good news, your mom just got it right. Now make me a steak sammich.
 
2014-03-20 10:23:45 AM  
My anniversary is Steak and BJ Day.
 
2014-03-20 10:24:33 AM  

Cymbal: Steak and BJ day is 3/14. Which is also Pi day. And my birthday. And Albert Einstein's birthday.


Samesies. Sometimes I think "man a summer birthday would be cool" the I remember steak and a bj day
 
2014-03-20 10:27:11 AM  
You can't say "happiness" without "penis".
 
2014-03-20 10:28:19 AM  
BJs aren't a real thing.
 
2014-03-20 10:28:38 AM  
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2014-03-20 10:31:39 AM  
Meh, I buy myself a Subway sub and jerk off.
 
2014-03-20 10:33:41 AM  

MemeSlave: BJs aren't a real thing.


You sound married.

/takes one to know one
 
2014-03-20 10:33:51 AM  

Salmon: Meh, I buy myself a Subway sub and jerk off.


i527.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-20 10:34:08 AM  

Salmon: Meh, I buy myself a Subway sub and jerk off.


Hopefully not at the same time....
 
2014-03-20 10:37:08 AM  
Butter and Jam day?
 
2014-03-20 10:38:34 AM  

somedude210: I thought 4/20 was "international happiness day", not 3/20?


What is funny this year is how Easter falls on 4/20.
 
2014-03-20 10:39:01 AM  
Happiness is a moral obligation.
 
2014-03-20 10:40:53 AM  

reprobate1125: I just explained Steak and BJ day to my wife. She's always down.


Yeah I...

Maud Dib: reprobate1125: I just explained Steak and BJ day to my wife. She's always down.

Yeah, I know.


Dammit!
 
2014-03-20 10:41:18 AM  

somedude210: I thought 4/20 was "international happiness day", not 3/20?


4/20 is the International Day of Moronic Bliss.

3/20 is the first day of Spring this year. Which, of course, raises the Euthyphro question and biases the answer. Sorry, but I calls 'em as I sees 'em.
 
2014-03-20 10:42:34 AM  

All Latest: Salmon: Meh, I buy myself a Subway sub and jerk off.

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That's why I get extra mayo and swiss cheese,  makes it soooo smooth.
 
2014-03-20 10:43:24 AM  

thecpt: Cymbal: Steak and BJ day is 3/14. Which is also Pi day. And my birthday. And Albert Einstein's birthday.

Samesies. Sometimes I think "man a summer birthday would be cool" the I remember steak and a bj day


Dude you're shorting yourself a BJ. You should be able to get one on your birthday AND steak and BJ day.

/we all sound married
 
2014-03-20 10:43:45 AM  

groppet: Cymbal: Steak and BJ day is 3/14. Which is also Pi day. And my birthday. And Albert Einstein's birthday.

I got into an argument last weekend with my mom and her friends about when steak and a BJ day. They said the 20th I siad the 14th, Urban Dictionary proved me right!


Was she trying to get out of doing it for you?
 
2014-03-20 10:45:35 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: You can't say "happiness" without "penis".


Not if you are Mme. Charles de Gaule, you can't.*

*Still not sourced, probably a joke that escaped into quotation books.
 
2014-03-20 10:45:56 AM  
Extend it to a week long event and the world will reach peak happiness in no time!

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/Another world citizen being escorted to the happiness camps.
/Its so happy there, he'll never be heard from again!
 
2014-03-20 10:49:07 AM  
BJs are awesome....

www.ravepubs.com


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2014-03-20 10:58:58 AM  

adp1215: groppet: Cymbal: Steak and BJ day is 3/14. Which is also Pi day. And my birthday. And Albert Einstein's birthday.

I got into an argument last weekend with my mom and her friends about when steak and a BJ day. They said the 20th I siad the 14th, Urban Dictionary proved me right!

Was she trying to get out of doing it for you?


Maybe he was explaining why he wanted his boyfriend to sleep over after dinner?
 
2014-03-20 11:02:08 AM  
Does this mean all is well in Crimea?  Nothing to see there?
 
2014-03-20 11:05:39 AM  
Huh. They just broke into network programming- Obama is about to speak about the situation in Ukraine.

Not so happy for some people.
 
2014-03-20 11:14:35 AM  
I don't even like BJs - they tickle too much.

But steaks...they don't tickle at all!
 
2014-03-20 11:14:49 AM  
Man, how many more singles awareness days do we need?

/cold and alone
//can't afford a (good) steak
 
2014-03-20 11:18:00 AM  
Link

Jen Remauro @JenRemauro

Today is national Steak & BJ Day. My boyfriend is getting a ham sandwich and a high five. #steakandbj

Link

"Steak and Blowjob Day" is the White History Month of holidays; the type of delusional push back based on the idea that men are being asked to do TOO MUCH. Attention SB&J Day fans: Every day is Steak and Blowjob Day. We live in a patriarchal society; if you're a man, the way our society is is like a personal Valentine to you."
 
2014-03-20 11:20:11 AM  
Like I could afford a steak.
 
2014-03-20 11:20:24 AM  
Not everyone is:
1. A meat eater
2. Male
 
2014-03-20 11:20:36 AM  

Public Savant: I don't even like BJs - they tickle too much.

But steaks...they don't tickle at all!


How...how...is this even possible?! It's like that guy once said, Men love blowjobs because they have men's two favorite things: Sex and Doing Nothing. I'm sure if you don't want one, there are plenty of guys that will take on your burden.

Unless if course you're speaking as the giver of a BJ. In that case, either work on the gag reflex, or ask your partner to shave their junk.
 
2014-03-20 11:30:39 AM  
Happiness is a warm gun.
 
2014-03-20 11:32:02 AM  

Claude Ballse: Public Savant: I don't even like BJs - they tickle too much.

But steaks...they don't tickle at all!

How...how...is this even possible?! It's like that guy once said, Men love blowjobs because they have men's two favorite things: Sex and Doing Nothing. I'm sure if you don't want one, there are plenty of guys that will take on your burden.

Unless if course you're speaking as the giver of a BJ. In that case, either work on the gag reflex, or ask your partner to shave their junk.


It's possible because I have an un-mutilated penis - we don't circumcise baby boys for no good reason here in denmark (well, jews do, but that is frequently brought up in the media as an outdated form of child abuse).

And hey, I like sex - just not the akwardly ticklish sensation that a BJ generates.
 
2014-03-20 11:34:31 AM  
It's not like the UN has more urgent geopolitical matters to address.
 
2014-03-20 11:34:46 AM  
I feel bad for anyone who has to have a special day for those two things. Poor bastards.
 
2014-03-20 11:39:21 AM  

Deep Contact: Happiness is a warm gun.


It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
 
2014-03-20 11:40:20 AM  

ComicBookGuy: Not everyone is:
1. A meat eater
2. Male


Mothers' Day-Not everyone is a mom

Black History Month- Not everyone is black

St Patrick's Day- Not everyone is Irish or Catholic

Veterans day-Not Everyone is a veteran

Gay Pride Month-not everyone is LGBT

International Day of Happiness-Not everyone is happy.
 
2014-03-20 11:45:31 AM  

Deep Contact: Happiness is a warm gun mouth hug.


FTFM
 
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