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(Abc.net.au)   Kid finds apple that is half Red Delicious, half Granny Smith. Somewhere out there in the orchard is its evil twin - half Granny Smith, half Red Delicious. Be afraid. Be very afraid   (abc.net.au) divider line 15
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2014-03-20 08:36:09 AM  
10 votes:
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2014-03-20 08:53:54 AM  
9 votes:
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2014-03-20 10:34:32 AM  
4 votes:

EvilEgg: If you plant a red delicious apple seed you don't get a red delicious apple tree.  You probably get an apple that tastes like ass.



Turn the apple around.
2014-03-20 10:11:07 AM  
2 votes:
We had a tree in the back yard, an old wild apple tree. My dad and I grafted all sorts of type of apples on it, and just for fun, a couple of peach, pear, and cherry branches. After a few years, it was always fun to have people try to identify WTF was going on with it.

Yeah, we got peaches, pears, and apples from it.
2014-03-20 10:05:54 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-03-20 09:51:46 AM  
2 votes:
I don't believe there ever was a Granny Smith, but I know there was a Delicious Red...Gillian Anderson. Yowsa!
2014-03-20 09:43:00 AM  
2 votes:

Sofa King Smart: Red Smith?  Granny Delicious?


GILF.
2014-03-20 09:39:44 AM  
2 votes:
Red Smith?  Granny Delicious?
2014-03-20 11:34:54 AM  
1 votes:

Xanlexian: EvilEgg: If you plant a red delicious apple seed you don't get a red delicious apple tree.  You probably get an apple that tastes like ass.


Turn the apple around.


Hahaha! Was wondering if someone would reference that joke. Well played :)
2014-03-20 11:30:55 AM  
1 votes:
Man, you guys are slacking off this week:


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2014-03-20 10:55:55 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-03-20 09:53:35 AM  
1 votes:

Parthenogenetic: 3825968: Sofa King Smart: Red Smith?  Granny Delicious?

GILF.

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You would.  Admit it.


Admit it? I'd take out a Craigslist ad to brag about it.
2014-03-20 09:53:17 AM  
1 votes:
Monsanto has a Tasmanian office now?
2014-03-20 09:47:38 AM  
1 votes:

EvilEgg: You probably get an apple that tastes like ass.


Red Delicious apples do taste like ass. Worse than ass, even. At least ass has the decency not to insist it's delicious.
2014-03-20 09:42:50 AM  
1 votes:
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