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(Huffington Post UK)   Ninety per cent of women hate their boobs, which is probably why they keep them tucked away most of the time   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 39
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2014-03-20 10:19:36 AM  
i3.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-20 10:45:07 AM  
Well...most of them know us guys like them and are powerless against them.  *That's* why they stay tucked away.  They're like Voltron's Blazing Sword - the most powerful weapon but only brought out when needed.
 
2014-03-20 11:00:12 AM  
I'd just like to say that I support breasts of all shapes and sizes, preferably physically.
 
2014-03-20 11:30:24 AM  
fta This simple act of gentle self-care seemed to open a channel for self-love.

No duh. Ask any guy.
 
2014-03-20 11:36:33 AM  
I will love their boobs for them.
 
2014-03-20 12:59:04 PM  
Then one day a small jar of "breast balm" came by mail from an herbalist friend. Her note simply read, "Apply to breasts." I initially dismissed it, but when I finally gave it a try, a surprising tenderness washed through me. This simple act of gentle self-care seemed to open a channel for self-love. Every woman should have this balm, I thought.

I can't wait for the squeal when she finds out how much "tenderness" flows through her when she applies the balm to other parts.
 
2014-03-20 01:24:59 PM  
Bewbs. If you've seen one, you.............pretty much want to see them all.
 
2014-03-20 01:33:35 PM  

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2014-03-20 01:42:46 PM  

Ted_Peppy: InterruptingQuirk: [i3.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Unavailable for comment.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 01:52:45 PM  
the one on the left looks kinda like BWF
 
2014-03-20 01:54:39 PM  
I hope this bookmark proves fortuitous.
 
2014-03-20 02:18:34 PM  

nmrsnr: I'd just like to say that I support breasts of all shapes and sizes, preferably physically.


My only basis for judging breasts is arm's reach.
 
2014-03-20 02:20:21 PM  
Everything Is Peachy about your boobs, ladies.
 
2014-03-20 02:22:13 PM  
www.adweek.com
 
2014-03-20 02:22:50 PM  
Oops. Wrong thread.
 
2014-03-20 02:25:18 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Oops. Wrong thread.


Not so fast. Let's see how this plays out.
 
2014-03-20 02:27:04 PM  
From what I see around me on a daily basis in a building set in an upper-class district full of professional businesses, boobs must mean a bigger paycheck because they're on display all over, even when it snows.

/Yes, I am envious. How did you guess?
//Fat but flat.
 
2014-03-20 02:35:34 PM  

nmrsnr: I'd just like to say that I support breasts of all shapes and sizes, preferably physically.

with both hands... and perhaps the mouth.

FTFY.
 
2014-03-20 02:39:40 PM  
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2014-03-20 03:42:05 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 03:45:04 PM  
You hear that Farkettes?   Most of you don't like your boobs.
So give them a great big hug.

i216.photobucket.com

/and then send a pic confirming you did so, EIP
 
2014-03-20 04:03:18 PM  
Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
 
2014-03-20 04:08:03 PM  
Mine have never been troublesome.
 
2014-03-20 04:10:29 PM  
What's not to love !

brad.staticvibe.com
 
2014-03-20 04:19:36 PM  
 They're for feeding babies, that is their simple biological function, why would you hate that? Oh, hold it, our patriarchal, puritanical, f*cked up society loves to create shame and self-loathing. Carry on.
 
2014-03-20 04:51:40 PM  
If they're small, some women want them bigger.
If they're big, some women want them smaller.
If they're average, some women want them different.
If men are looking at them, some women think they shouldn't.
If men don't look at them, some women think they should.
Some women will get surgery to make them bigger and get the attention of others,
then complain that others are giving them attention.
Some women will get surgery to make them smaller and get less attention from others,
then complain that others aren't giving them attention.

There is no answer.
 
2014-03-20 06:03:36 PM  

mudpants: What's not to love !

[brad.staticvibe.com image 190x130]


Hi. I am an Internet researcher. I like doing research.
 
2014-03-20 11:17:19 PM  

rewind2846: There is no answer.


Shorter version: women are insane.
 
2014-03-20 11:32:29 PM  

emgamera: Jim from Saint Paul: Oops. Wrong thread.

Not so fast. Let's see how this plays out.


No comparisons to the softness or even a "heaven pillows" remark? You people disgust me.
 
2014-03-21 01:08:29 AM  
Advice: Never fondle your teacher's boobs. I did that once and he stalked me for months
 
2014-03-21 04:50:37 AM  
I've spent hours.
Explaining seconds.
Just to scroll up.
 
2014-03-21 05:03:02 AM  
I'm willing to give a second opinion to Farkettes.

/EIP
 
2014-03-21 08:24:10 AM  

letrole: Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


These are all Lib stereotypes.  Are you saying that only Libs like small breasts?

/of course you are, you have a surname
//remember, anything over a mouthful is wasted!
 
2014-03-21 01:39:38 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: These are all Lib stereotypes.


No. These are all pretentious asshole attributes. The Venn Diagram for Liberal and Asshole has a large intersection. Glad you noticed, but sad you drew the wrong conclusion.
 
2014-03-21 03:22:41 PM  

Owen Tafarque: Advice: Never fondle your teacher's boobs. I did that once and he stalked me for months


The only way I saved my keyboard when I read this was because instead of drinking I was eating a Baby Ruth at the time.
 
2014-03-21 03:51:53 PM  

mudpants: What's not to love !

[brad.staticvibe.com image 190x130]


Hypnotic isn....
Zzzzzzzzz..
 
2014-03-21 04:00:15 PM  
I bet most women don't like their breasts because they've been conditioned to believe that any man who likes smaller than C cup is a pedophile and would only go out with you because you look like a 12-year-old.

/Just 'cuz you don't have DDD's doesn't mean you don't have great ones, ladies.
//And this fattie doesn't mind if yours are smaller than mine...
 
2014-03-21 04:17:54 PM  

Kittypie070: Mine have never been troublesome.


hhmmm...
 
2014-03-21 09:24:21 PM  

IlGreven: any man who likes smaller than C cup is a pedophile and would only go out with you because you look like a 12-year-old.


Well...yes.

//j/k
 
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