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(Daily Mail)   $3.2 million diamond-encrusted suit is air conditioned and bulletproof. Mostly because anyone who pays $3.2 million for a diamond-encrusted air conditioned suit should probably be shot   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
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2014-03-20 08:29:37 AM
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So excited.
 
2014-03-20 10:21:24 AM
Does it protect the wearer from massive, powerful cockpunches?
 
2014-03-20 10:24:55 AM
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He would buy one but liberal restrictions on blood diamonds are stopping him
 
2014-03-20 10:43:44 AM
A .57 magnum is an enormous bullet which I don't believe exists
 
2014-03-20 10:44:50 AM
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of the metaphorical dagger in the back that will be your downfall.


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Probably a child or a spouse.
 
2014-03-20 10:47:59 AM

ransack.: A .57 magnum is an enormous bullet which I don't believe exists


It will apparently stop bullets up from 9mm. So it's helpless against a .22?
/Stupid article about a stupid thing.
 
2014-03-20 10:48:26 AM
So I should aim for the face?
 
2014-03-20 10:55:52 AM

Richard C Stanford: ransack.: A .57 magnum is an enormous bullet which I don't believe exists

It will apparently stop bullets up from 9mm. So it's helpless against a .22?
/Stupid article about a stupid thing.


It's the Daily Fail. Stupid is part of their creed.
 
2014-03-20 11:03:05 AM
Idiots. Should have made it a Thobe. Would have sold immediately.
 
2014-03-20 11:03:49 AM

Skunkwolf: Idiots. Should have made it a Thobe. Would have sold immediately.


Sorry Thobe and Bisht.
 
2014-03-20 11:08:08 AM
How much just for a suit with air conditioning?
 
2014-03-20 11:12:58 AM

whosits_112: Richard C Stanford: ransack.: A .57 magnum is an enormous bullet which I don't believe exists

It will apparently stop bullets up from 9mm. So it's helpless against a .22?
/Stupid article about a stupid thing.

It's the Daily Fail. Stupid is part of their creed.


Well, this was a particularly stupid article about a particularly stupid thing.
/One of the top annoyances I have with the Fail is their tendency to put RAMDOM WORDS in ALL-CAPS!!
/What, they have to put SPECIAL emphasis on certain words so the DROOLING imbeciles who read the Mail know when a phase is IMPORTANT.
 
2014-03-20 11:39:09 AM

ransack.: A .57 magnum is an enormous bullet which I don't believe exists


There is a .577 magnum, but that vest won't inconvenience it in the slightest... They probably meant .357 magnum and missed a key.
 
2014-03-20 11:40:11 AM

ransack.: A .57 magnum is an enormous bullet which I don't believe exists


It shoots through smaller schools!

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2014-03-20 11:44:33 AM

doglover: ransack.: A .57 magnum is an enormous bullet which I don't believe exists

It shoots through smaller schools!


ONCE!
 
2014-03-20 11:46:46 AM

doglover: ransack.: A .57 magnum is an enormous bullet which I don't believe exists

It shoots through smaller schools!


I love that movie and find it hilarious that the scene you pictured would explode the minds of today's internet busybody brigade and end up on the national news.

/just once
 
2014-03-20 11:58:53 AM

Cheron: He would buy one but liberal restrictions on blood diamonds are stopping him


Damn he has a punchable face.
 
2014-03-20 12:01:01 PM
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/hot like Jackie
 
2014-03-20 12:03:13 PM
People say he's crazy
 
2014-03-20 01:10:02 PM
The fabric may stop the bullet but without padding a .357 will still pretty much destroy you even if it does not pierce your skin.  Pretty much you would just end up with diamond encrusted fabric in your heart.
 
2014-03-20 01:13:08 PM

doglover: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of the metaphorical dagger in the back that will be your downfall.


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Probably a child or a spouse.


That thing is beautiful.
 
2014-03-20 01:16:10 PM

ransack.: A .57 magnum is an enormous bullet which I don't believe exists


Well the gun does so...

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http://phone.widgettouch.com/Taurus-Raging-Judge-looks-like-a-pistol -s hotgun-performs-Shells-Likely-Illegal/
 
2014-03-20 02:55:25 PM
Still no cure for headshots.
 
2014-03-20 02:58:55 PM
I was wondering if they maybe meant the S&W 57 which fires a .41 magnum.
 
2014-03-20 03:32:44 PM
Dang, what a waste.  For that much you could do 6.4 chicks at the same time.
 
2014-03-20 04:36:28 PM

neversubmit: ransack.: A .57 magnum is an enormous bullet which I don't believe exists

Well the gun does so...



http://phone.widgettouch.com/Taurus-Raging-Judge-looks-like-a-pistol -s hotgun-performs-Shells-Likely-Illegal/


Jesus Christ is that Eddie Valiant's gun?
 
2014-03-20 04:43:23 PM

neversubmit: ransack.: A .57 magnum is an enormous bullet which I don't believe exists

Well the gun does so...



http://phone.widgettouch.com/Taurus-Raging-Judge-looks-like-a-pistol -s hotgun-performs-Shells-Likely-Illegal/


"The Compensater".
 
2014-03-20 04:51:14 PM

ransack.: A .57 magnum is an enormous bullet which I don't believe exists


It doesn't. However, it is hardly the largest handgun bullet. Note that I said "Bullet" not "Cartridge". The Biggest handgun Bullet is (was) the .600 Nitro Express:

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However, they might actually have meant .577 Boxer:

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2014-03-20 08:02:40 PM

doglover: ransack.: A .57 magnum is an enormous bullet which I don't believe exists

It shoots through smaller schools!

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Your name and sense of humor have earned you a non-coveted spot on my favorites list. You rock.
 
2014-03-21 07:38:02 AM
Kanye West will buy the first one. Guaranteed.
 
2014-03-21 06:22:24 PM

ransack.: A .57 magnum is an enormous bullet which I don't believe exists


It's stops bullets  you've never heard of.  That's a fantastipotamus round.
 
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