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(New York Daily News)   Protip: If you get a tattoo that makes it look like you have a gun in your waistband, you are going to have a bad time   (nydailynews.com) divider line 54
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2014-03-20 07:02:45 AM  
Assume the police that arrived did issue him with a few, so the error is not made again.
 
2014-03-20 08:29:10 AM  
It's a metaphor for his penis. I get it. Why don't the cops?
 
2014-03-20 10:03:04 AM  
Now Chubby McLeo is staring at Mr. Coolice's:

a) Ink and is curious
b) Flat tummy and is jells
c) Junk and is salivating

d) All of the above.
 
2014-03-20 10:03:59 AM  
Uh-oh. One of my co-workers has two revolvers tattooed on his hips from when he was younger and made questionable life-choices like joining the Marines in the middle of the Iraq War.
 
mhd
2014-03-20 10:09:36 AM  
Come for the AK-47 tattoo, stay for the Nazi Reichsadler.
 
2014-03-20 10:09:38 AM  
Did no one notice the Nazi symbols all over his left arm?

I would just assume he's packing heat just because skinheads are nasty coonts, as a rule.
 
2014-03-20 10:09:50 AM  
That is sure a dumb-looking hat on that sheriff.
 
2014-03-20 10:11:03 AM  
He could've at least paid the artist more to get slightly better detail on the gun, like Scarlett Pain did (probably NSFW)
 
2014-03-20 10:12:43 AM  

mhd: AK-47 tattoo


Where?

static1.nydailynews.com
 
2014-03-20 10:13:40 AM  

doglover: Did no one notice the Nazi symbols all over his left arm?

I would just assume he's packing heat just because skinheads are nasty coonts, as a rule.


Let's be fair, now. That picture is kind of blurry. It could possibly theoretically conceivably maybe be either the french or roman imperial eagles, right? Right?
 
2014-03-20 10:13:55 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: That is sure a dumb-looking hat on that sheriff.


Dude, it's farking cold up here...
 
2014-03-20 10:15:15 AM  

doglover: mhd: AK-47 tattoo

Where?

[static1.nydailynews.com image 635x390]


Do we *really* need to drag out the "Journalists Guide to Firearms" meme pic again?
 
2014-03-20 10:16:47 AM  

cgraves67: Uh-oh. One of my co-workers has two revolvers tattooed on his hips from when he was younger and made questionable life-choices like joining the Marines in the middle of the Iraq War.


That's exactly when I joined the Marines, and it was my first step in getting my shiat together from the farkup I was.
 
2014-03-20 10:18:08 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: It's a metaphor for his penis. I get it.


Of course you do.
 
2014-03-20 10:19:51 AM  

cgraves67: Uh-oh. One of my co-workers has two revolvers tattooed on his hips from when he was younger and made questionable life-choices like joining the Marines in the middle of the Iraq War.


And you know this how, exactly?
 
2014-03-20 10:19:52 AM  
So they couldn't tell the difference between a 2d tattoo and a 3d gun?  Morans or in need of an eye exam.  My money's on morans looking to make trouble because he had the nerve to complain.
 
2014-03-20 10:21:36 AM  
Repeat.
 
2014-03-20 10:21:43 AM  

GORDON: cgraves67: Uh-oh. One of my co-workers has two revolvers tattooed on his hips from when he was younger and made questionable life-choices like joining the Marines in the middle of the Iraq War.

That's exactly when I joined the Marines, and it was my first step in getting my shiat together from the farkup I was.


And did you get a revolver tattooed on each hip? What might be a really excellent life choice for you might be a really, really bad one for somebody else.
 
2014-03-20 10:22:16 AM  

washington-babylon: cgraves67: Uh-oh. One of my co-workers has two revolvers tattooed on his hips from when he was younger and made questionable life-choices like joining the Marines in the middle of the Iraq War.

And you know this how, exactly?


He still makes questionable life-choices, like showing tattoos on his hips to his co-workers.
 
2014-03-20 10:25:14 AM  
OMG....his arms are on fire!
Call the fire department!
 
2014-03-20 10:26:24 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-20 10:26:49 AM  
Plaxico carry is just a really awful idea
 
2014-03-20 10:28:02 AM  
He's in trouble again?
 
2014-03-20 10:28:37 AM  

doglover: mhd: AK-47 tattoo

Where?

[static1.nydailynews.com image 635x390]


And more importantly, what's that guy on the snowbank doing? Rabbit hunting?
 
2014-03-20 10:30:37 AM  
Protip: If you get a tattoo submission that makes it looks like you have a gun in your waistband a repeat, you are going to have a bad time moderator

Better headline?
 
2014-03-20 10:30:55 AM  
I seriously doubt any of the tree trimming crew really thought it was a gun. If they did, their eyesight is too poor to be trusted to use saws.
 
2014-03-20 10:32:03 AM  

GORDON: cgraves67: Uh-oh. One of my co-workers has two revolvers tattooed on his hips from when he was younger and made questionable life-choices like joining the Marines in the middle of the Iraq War.

That's exactly when I joined the Marines, and it was my first step in getting my shiat together from the farkup I was.


It's always best to join the military in the middle of an easy war. There's no better time.

If you were in Iraq, it would be the WORST time to join up. But the US? We were never really in danger as a military in Iraq. Sure, individual soldiers got hurt and died in sporadic bomb attacks. Over a decade we lost nearly 4500 US soldiers to death an another 35,000 to injury.

Meanwhile the Iraqis lost almost 40,000 soldiers on both sides to death and many times that to injury. On top of that, at least 100,000 civilian deaths and uncountable injuries.

That's a time you didn't even want to live in Iraq. Let alone pick up a gun. But for the average GI? That's only 0.23% chance of death and 1.8% chance of serious injury; kind of a cake walk compared to the odds most soldiers face. Plus you already know the world possible place you will be assigned to. It's not like you're gonna be a Marine today potentially facing Russians.
 
2014-03-20 10:32:49 AM  

GanjSmokr: Because People in power are Stupid: It's a metaphor for his penis. I get it.

Of course you do.


But not like your mom gets it.
 
2014-03-20 10:36:55 AM  
www.nowcultured.com
 
2014-03-20 10:38:05 AM  

Publikwerks: Billy Bathsalt: That is sure a dumb-looking hat on that sheriff.

Dude, it's farking cold up here...


Think he has one that says "Undercover"?
 
2014-03-20 10:38:38 AM  
Why do criminals like putting guns so the business end is pointed at their junks? Are they trying to remove themselves from the gene pool?
 
2014-03-20 10:38:47 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: GanjSmokr: Because People in power are Stupid: It's a metaphor for his penis. I get it.

Of course you do.

But not like your mom gets it.


When pwned, always go after someone's mom.  Well played, kiddo.
 
2014-03-20 10:41:08 AM  
Stay classy.
 
2014-03-20 10:44:10 AM  
People still get tattoos? To go along with their acid washed jeans and neon leg-warmers, I assume?

/old fad is old
 
2014-03-20 10:44:30 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: It's a metaphor for his penis. I get it. Why don't the cops?


Black and only half in his pants?
 
2014-03-20 10:45:04 AM  

cgraves67: washington-babylon: cgraves67: Uh-oh. One of my co-workers has two revolvers tattooed on his hips from when he was younger and made questionable life-choices like joining the Marines in the middle of the Iraq War.

And you know this how, exactly?

He still makes questionable life-choices, like showing tattoos on his hips to his co-workers.


When his muscles start relaxin' up the hill comes Gen'rel Jackson
 
2014-03-20 10:48:53 AM  

Richard C Stanford: Why do criminals like putting guns so the business end is pointed at their junks? Are they trying to remove themselves from the gene pool?


I've had several thugs come into the ER after discharging a glock they were Mexican carrying into themselves. They always swear it was someone else, but the entire presentation is painfully obvious. Also painful: the look on urology's face when they see the mess they need to fix up.
 
2014-03-20 10:48:58 AM  

baconbeard: old fad is old


It dates to at least 6000 BC and is still popular.

People also like other forms of art.
 
2014-03-20 10:49:37 AM  

buckler: doglover: mhd: AK-47 tattoo

Where?

[static1.nydailynews.com image 635x390]

And more importantly, what's that guy on the snowbank doing? Rabbit hunting?


No, duck hunting.
 
2014-03-20 10:49:37 AM  
Protip: If you confuse a tattoo with an actual gun, you are an idiot and should not have access to firearms yourself.
 
2014-03-20 10:50:46 AM  

baconbeard: People still get tattoos? To go along with their acid washed jeans and neon leg-warmers, I assume?

/old fad is old


The irony is delicious here, Mr. Baconbeard.
 
2014-03-20 10:51:19 AM  
Protip: If you get a tattoo that makes it look like you have a gun in your waistband, you are going to have a bad timea farking douchebag.

FTFM.
 
2014-03-20 10:51:31 AM  

Best Princess Celestia: Because People in power are Stupid: It's a metaphor for his penis. I get it. Why don't the cops?

Black and only half in his pants?


Flat, immobile, and mostly useless?
 
2014-03-20 10:53:41 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Protip: If you confuse a tattoo with an actual gun, you are an idiot and should not have access to firearms yourself.


Well it is Maine, so yeah, they probably don't have access to firearms.
 
2014-03-20 10:54:03 AM  

baconbeard: People still get tattoos? To go along with their acid washed jeans and neon leg-warmers, I assume?

/old fad is old


I would go as far as to call it ancient. People have figured out ways to tattoo themselves before figuring out how to make alcohol.
 
2014-03-20 10:54:28 AM  
Are we going for a threepeat?
 
2014-03-20 11:00:18 AM  

Doom MD: Richard C Stanford: Why do criminals like putting guns so the business end is pointed at their junks? Are they trying to remove themselves from the gene pool?

I've had several thugs come into the ER after discharging a glock they were Mexican carrying into themselves. They always swear it was someone else, but the entire presentation is painfully obvious. Also painful: the look on urology's face when they see the mess they need to fix up.


"Mexican carrying" ?

Or "they were Mexican. Carrying..."
 
2014-03-20 11:02:21 AM  

eyemarten: Doom MD: Richard C Stanford: Why do criminals like putting guns so the business end is pointed at their junks? Are they trying to remove themselves from the gene pool?

I've had several thugs come into the ER after discharging a glock they were Mexican carrying into themselves. They always swear it was someone else, but the entire presentation is painfully obvious. Also painful: the look on urology's face when they see the mess they need to fix up.

"Mexican carrying" ?

Or "they were Mexican. Carrying..."


A little of column A and a little of column B depending on who is beefing with whom
 
2014-03-20 11:31:53 AM  

GanjSmokr: Because People in power are Stupid: GanjSmokr: Because People in power are Stupid: It's a metaphor for his penis. I get it.

Of course you do.

But not like your mom gets it.

When pwned, always go after someone's mom.  Well played, kiddo.


Someone's mom? No, your mom.
 
2014-03-20 11:35:18 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: GanjSmokr: Because People in power are Stupid: GanjSmokr: Because People in power are Stupid: It's a metaphor for his penis. I get it.

Of course you do.

But not like your mom gets it.

When pwned, always go after someone's mom.  Well played, kiddo.

Someone's mom? No, your mom.



Dig up, stupid.

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