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(PennLive)   Man charged with driving naked through Wendy's drive-thru leaves employees wondering "Where's the beef?"   ( pennlive.com) divider line
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2727 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2014 at 8:15 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-20 08:21:54 AM  
He should've covered up with some swiss cheese.
 
2014-03-20 08:22:57 AM  
In this weather? Sounds like he had a small Frosty.
 
2014-03-20 08:26:41 AM  
Are you talking about his cock?

And euphemistically referring to it as "the beef"?

And then making funny of his small cock?

And that commercial came out 30 years ago?

Funny stuff, subby.
 
2014-03-20 08:28:41 AM  
Uh, hold up. You mean to tell me there are people who don't drive naked when they order fast food?  Do you put your clothes on before or after you place your order at the little speaker box?  Seems very formal to me.
 
2014-03-20 08:29:20 AM  
I like Jack in the Box, because I don't have to get all dressed up like for Wendy's
 
2014-03-20 08:30:28 AM  

monty666: Are you talking about his cock?

And euphemistically referring to it as "the beef"?

And then making funny of his small cock?

And that commercial came out 30 years ago?

Funny stuff, subby.


Well, that's what you get for driving through a Wendy's drive-thru naked three times.  If you don't like it, then you shouldn't drive through a Wendy's drive-thru naked.
 
2014-03-20 08:38:48 AM  
Subby is old.
(so am I)
 
2014-03-20 08:39:45 AM  
Didn't one of the Detroit Lions coaches get arrested for that?
 
Skr
2014-03-20 08:40:07 AM  
the cashiers should have told him "Dave's not here"
 
2014-03-20 08:42:18 AM  
What the hell is up with these Detroit Lions coaches??
 
2014-03-20 08:42:59 AM  

Government Fromage: Didn't one of the Detroit Lions coaches get arrested for that?


bast'd.
 
2014-03-20 08:47:58 AM  

monty666: Are you talking about his cock?

And euphemistically referring to it as "the beef"?

And then making funny of his small cock?

And that commercial came out 30 years ago?

Funny stuff, subby.


To be fair, that commercial is shown a few times a year - after/before the Super Bowl on "best of" or "top ten" shows about commercials.

/boomer
 
2014-03-20 09:02:17 AM  

monty666: Are you talking about his cock?

And euphemistically referring to it as "the beef"?

And then making funny of his small cock?

And that commercial came out 30 years ago?

Funny stuff, subby.


Who pissed in your cheerios this morning?
 
2014-03-20 09:16:02 AM  

vudukungfu: I like Jack in the Box, because I don't have to get all dressed up like for Wendy's


in the 70s, I worked at a Jack in the Box and we had a flasher as well. He just had a large purpose built hole cut out of the crotch of his pants.

/I wish I had a joke to go with that anecdote.
 
2014-03-20 09:24:22 AM  
Did this once as a teen (burger king not Wendy's). Cashier was completely straight faced and acted as if nothing was amiss.
 
hej [TotalFark]
2014-03-20 09:27:35 AM  
Is there actually a "driving naked through Wendy's drive-thru" law on the books in Pennsylvania?  Seems suspiciously specific.
 
2014-03-20 09:30:35 AM  

CleanAndPure: Did this once as a teen (burger king not Wendy's). Cashier was completely straight faced and acted as if nothing was amiss.


Must have been insignificant.
 
2014-03-20 09:48:06 AM  

SVenus: vudukungfu: I like Jack in the Box, because I don't have to get all dressed up like for Wendy's

in the 70s, I worked at a Jack in the Box and we had a flasher as well. He just had a large purpose built hole cut out of the crotch of his pants.

/I wish I had a joke to go with that anecdote.


That's ok. You made up for it by having a "purpose built hole" in your profile ;-)
 
2014-03-20 10:25:46 AM  

monty666: Are you talking about his cock?

And euphemistically referring to it as "the beef"?

And then making funny of his small cock?

And that commercial came out 30 years ago?

Funny stuff, subby.


Lighten up, Francis.  Do you know how difficult it is to come up with a naughty rhyme in the theme of "whole lotta chibatta?"  It's absolutely shiat for making up Fark headlines.

... naked through drive through - that's a whole lotta ciabatta!
... naked through drive through-leaves employees going "oh my gadda"
... Man in Wendy's drive-thru charged with showing employees a whole lotta ciabatta- was not wearing Prada
Nope.  Completely useless.

Now, if the cute redheaded Wendy's spokesperson drove through naked a few minutes later, the use of "now, that's better!" would definitely apply.
 
2014-03-20 10:27:27 AM  
I'm currently naked.

And I wouldn't mind a hamburger.
 
2014-03-20 10:42:29 AM  
Would you like that circumsized or supersized?
 
2014-03-20 10:45:58 AM  
"I'd like a double cheeseburger and hold the cock please..."
 
2014-03-20 10:58:49 AM  
He should've walked in instead and save all that gas.

/and I had a friend thought I was crazy for driving backwards through a drive thru so my passenger could order.
//maybe I should've tried it naked
///the passenger was female.

Nakedmanjoe: Would you like that circumsized or supersized?


Both.
 
2014-03-20 11:47:41 AM  
He was holding his pickle and having it his way. Just be glad he didn't jack in the box.
 
2014-03-20 12:26:16 PM  

JackieRabbit: "I'd like a double cheeseburger and hold the cock please..."


carrion_luggage: He was holding his pickle and having it his way. Just be glad he didn't jack in the box.


Now THAT'S better.
 
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