monty666: Are you talking about his cock?And euphemistically referring to it as "the beef"?And then making funny of his small cock?And that commercial came out 30 years ago?Funny stuff, subby.
Government Fromage: Didn't one of the Detroit Lions coaches get arrested for that?
vudukungfu: I like Jack in the Box, because I don't have to get all dressed up like for Wendy's
CleanAndPure: Did this once as a teen (burger king not Wendy's). Cashier was completely straight faced and acted as if nothing was amiss.
SVenus: vudukungfu: I like Jack in the Box, because I don't have to get all dressed up like for Wendy'sin the 70s, I worked at a Jack in the Box and we had a flasher as well. He just had a large purpose built hole cut out of the crotch of his pants./I wish I had a joke to go with that anecdote.
Nakedmanjoe: Would you like that circumsized or supersized?
JackieRabbit: "I'd like a double cheeseburger and hold the cock please..."
carrion_luggage: He was holding his pickle and having it his way. Just be glad he didn't jack in the box.
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