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2014-03-19 11:38:34 PM  
I mean, anything's possible.
 
2014-03-19 11:38:44 PM  
Boobies
 
2014-03-19 11:39:03 PM  
Surely you can't be serious.
 
2014-03-19 11:40:02 PM  
green for a maybe? lame
 
2014-03-19 11:40:04 PM  
CNN
 
2014-03-19 11:40:12 PM  
 
2014-03-19 11:40:35 PM  
wereplane?
 
2014-03-19 11:41:01 PM  
One of my highschool-mates and 25 year friend flew P-3 Orions.

He always wanted to be a pilot.  Trouble is he is 6' 7".  Kind of limited his options.

/CSB
 
2014-03-19 11:41:25 PM  
momsgrilledcheesetruck.com
 
2014-03-19 11:41:51 PM  
I'm calling it now, the object is going to turn out to be a streetlight adrift on the ocean.
 
2014-03-19 11:42:14 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Families Of Missing Flight Passengers Just Hoping Media Gets Closure It Needs


LAUGHTER OL
 
2014-03-19 11:42:33 PM  
They found a nun's habit and an acoustic guitar.
 
2014-03-19 11:42:47 PM  
So famed aeronautical engineer Courtney Love's theory was right after all? They found Oil and Plane?
 
2014-03-19 11:42:48 PM  
It fits with the ghost plane theory. But I'm still holding out for Iranian Mossad joint operation to assassinate those two asylum seekers before they released a bio terror on the world that they stole from some top secret lab in Persia.
 
2014-03-19 11:43:16 PM  
Headline I expect to wake up to in the morning:

wizbangblog.com
 
2014-03-19 11:43:26 PM  
I'll believe it when it's been confirmed by Courtney Love and not a moment sooner.
 
2014-03-19 11:43:40 PM  
I've got it.

And I want one million dollars for it.
 
2014-03-19 11:43:40 PM  
"Burma Shave"
 
2014-03-19 11:43:56 PM  
Planes are always found in the last place you look.

Especially if the last place you look is the first place you look after having access to Thai radar data that tracked the plane to that place.
 
2014-03-19 11:44:04 PM  

Oldiron_79: Boobies


YOU FAIL IT
 
2014-03-19 11:44:24 PM  

RosevilleDan: [momsgrilledcheesetruck.com image 220x230]


DaBris! DaBris!
 
2014-03-19 11:44:29 PM  
Sigh. I have the plane. It started as a joke, but snowballed pretty fast. Now I just feel terrible for all the trouble I caused. My bad.
 
2014-03-19 11:44:46 PM  

MNguy: CNN

It's the International team covering this story now. They're competent.

 
2014-03-19 11:44:48 PM  
I wonder why they never asked Antarctica to release its strategic radar records.
 
2014-03-19 11:45:06 PM  

Sudlow: I'll believe it when it's been confirmed by Courtney Love and not a moment sooner.


this.
 
2014-03-19 11:45:11 PM  
CNN graphic is showing the area 1429 miles west, south-west of Perth, Australia.  Australian Air Force sending planes for closer inspection of objects seen floating.
 
2014-03-19 11:45:32 PM  
Wait, are we caring?
 
2014-03-19 11:45:46 PM  

Callous: CNN graphic is showing the area 1429 miles west, south-west of Perth, Australia.  Australian Air Force sending planes for closer inspection of objects seen floating.


Icebergs
 
2014-03-19 11:47:00 PM  
Really? This is the one to go green?

/guessing there were at least a dozen
 
2014-03-19 11:47:16 PM  

sanriosucks: Planes are always found in the last place you look.

Especially if the last place you look is the first place you look after having access to Thai radar data that tracked the plane to that place.


Of coarse it's the always in the last place you look.  You don't keep looking for it after you find it.
 
2014-03-19 11:47:26 PM  

MemeSlave: Wait, are we caring?


You'd have to be pretty goddamned callous to not care about something that happened on the other side of the planet to people you don't know, especially when it doesn't affect you in any way whatsoever.
 
2014-03-19 11:49:15 PM  

Chris Ween: Callous: CNN graphic is showing the area 1429 miles west, south-west of Perth, Australia.  Australian Air Force sending planes for closer inspection of objects seen floating.

Icebergs


Very small rocks.
 
2014-03-19 11:49:37 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Oldiron_79: Boobies

YOU FAIL IT


Boobies are never fail.  Gross sometimes but never fail
 
2014-03-19 11:49:52 PM  
2 objects?  Fake or real?
 
2014-03-19 11:49:55 PM  

Mr_Crink: Chris Ween: Callous: CNN graphic is showing the area 1429 miles west, south-west of Perth, Australia.  Australian Air Force sending planes for closer inspection of objects seen floating.

Icebergs

Very small rocks.


Flock of penguins migrating.
 
2014-03-19 11:50:00 PM  
swamp gas
 
2014-03-19 11:50:14 PM  
Sorry guys, it was between my sofa cushions the whole time.
 
2014-03-19 11:50:27 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-19 11:50:49 PM  

Mr_Crink: Chris Ween: Callous: CNN graphic is showing the area 1429 miles west, south-west of Perth, Australia.  Australian Air Force sending planes for closer inspection of objects seen floating.

Icebergs

Very small rocks.


A DUCK.
 
KIA
2014-03-19 11:51:42 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: You'd have to be pretty goddamned callous to not care about something that happened on the other side of the planet to people you don't know, especially when it doesn't affect you in any way whatsoever.


Yup.  I mean, it's not like 250,000 people were killed and twice that made homeless by a tsunami or anything.
 
2014-03-19 11:52:19 PM  
 
2014-03-19 11:52:39 PM  
That's not it. It's hiding in Lex Luthors abandoned warehouse..

Wait, what the fark is that black stuff oozing out of the wreckage,? Dear god.. It's... It's.. It's Milton Fine!
Why is Depeche Mode "Precious" playing in the background?
 
2014-03-19 11:53:50 PM  

GDubDub: One of my highschool-mates and 25 year friend flew P-3 Orions.

He always wanted to be a pilot.  Trouble is he is 6' 7".  Kind of limited his options.

/CSB



7 feet 2 inches. And he used to play basketball before he became a pilot. Never too old or too tall to follow your dreams, Roger.

humordistrict.com
 
2014-03-19 11:54:09 PM  

Callous: sanriosucks: Planes are always found in the last place you look.

Especially if the last place you look is the first place you look after having access to Thai radar data that tracked the plane to that place.

Of coarse it's the always in the last place you look.  You don't keep looking for it after you find it.


Maybe YOU don't...
 
2014-03-19 11:54:09 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: wereplane?


There plane (maybe), there castle.
 
2014-03-19 11:54:17 PM  
Song lyrics that almost were:
I'm on a plane
I can't complain
Oh shiat, we're going down
I'm gonna drown
this ain't no fun
can't use my gun
 
2014-03-19 11:54:47 PM  
Getting our collective hopes up before having any concrete evidence is just plane wrong.
 
2014-03-19 11:55:40 PM  
why did CNN just break into their own CNN Int'l coverage to interject their own useless fourth-hand reporting?
 
2014-03-19 11:55:41 PM  
If the Aussies found it, the culprit was a flying kangaroo?
 
2014-03-19 11:56:57 PM  
Goddamnit CNN, the International guys were doing just fine.
 
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