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2014-03-19 11:16:24 PM  
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2014-03-20 08:08:26 AM  
Ok, so the little blonde kid went to get the masks and flags, but I have no idea what the stuffed tiger's for.
2014-03-20 08:10:21 AM  
'No, there are no rules in Calvinball.'
2014-03-20 08:15:58 AM  
Call that a camouflaged ball? This is a camouflaged ball!
2014-03-20 08:37:59 AM  
... Lizard eats Paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes Rock. And, as it always has, Rock crushes Scissors.

/Shamelessly enabling voting now.
2014-03-20 08:56:18 AM  
It's fourth and goal, bottom of the ninth, and somebody stole your soccer ball.
2014-03-20 09:14:44 AM  
"Abdul there wants to tackle me and writhe around in a sweaty pile.  No farking way!  I'll take my bat to him!"
"Do what I do: if he gets within 3 feet of you, dive to the ground and scream and grimace in pretend-agony."
2014-03-20 09:30:01 AM  
Baseball Guy:  No. We reserved the playing field for our sport.  You guys can play in the parking lot.

Rugby Guy: Nuh-uh.  We got the field today.  I saw it on the sign up list.

Non-American Football Guy:  You guys are both wrong.  We called this field last year at the end of our most boring season ever.

All Three: MOM!
2014-03-20 09:30:46 AM  
"So, Vienna is just over the Blue Mountains?"
"Yeah, mate, but you want to take the Appian Way. Stay off Via Dolorosa."
"Crikey, Vienna's a dump. You haven't seen Australia until you've been to Salzburg."
2014-03-20 09:54:23 AM  
Okay, let's get arranged for the photo. How should we line up? Shortest to tallest? No. Largest balls to smallest? No. How about pants length?
2014-03-20 10:15:53 AM  
A game of Rochambeau was played to determine which sport is the pussiest. Soccer won.

//now votalicious
2014-03-20 10:26:35 AM  
I may be short, but I'm the only one with decent-sized, symmetrical balls.

Your arguments are invalid.
2014-03-20 10:43:09 AM  
"No, I'm the most obscenely overpaid!"
"No, I am!"
"Nuh uh! It's me!"
2014-03-20 10:46:37 AM  
Five potato.  No potato.  One potato.
2014-03-20 10:49:04 AM  

Wrongo: INeedAName: Well of course that's what they guy meant when he invited me for a Rugby jock photo shoot. What else could he have meant?!

No voting goodness?

I'm an idiot. So voting is enabled here.
2014-03-20 12:30:41 PM  
Excuse me, but what the heck's going on out here?

Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?

We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.

Is that about right?

We're dealing with a lot of shiat.

Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.
2014-03-20 12:45:23 PM  
We'll take the wind and kick that way.
2014-03-20 12:47:19 PM  
Slytherin's got a new seeker.
2014-03-20 12:53:52 PM  
"You may have bigger balls, but I have a bigger bat. The ladies like that more."
2014-03-20 01:16:23 PM  
Short-pants sports are over at the Kiddie's Pavilion.
2014-03-20 03:23:12 PM  
"Ok, which one of you got banned from Chuckie Cheese's again?"
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