The Muthaship: I don't think my wife loves me as much as this chick loves her husband.
CruiserTwelve: I once stopped a woman for speeding at about 1:00 am. She was wearing nothing but a red lace teddy, and she was, to say the least, quite attractive. I didn't write her a ticket but as I returned her license the following conversation took place: Me: "I'm not gonna write you a ticket but I just gotta ask..." Her: "I'm picking my husband up at the airport and I haven't seen him in two weeks." Me: "Thanks. Drive carefully and have a great night."
hervatski: Doesn't say what her husband is in for
blatz514: make me some tea: Her facebook was easy to find. She's a little toothy, but no one's perfect.[scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]And nice cans...[scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]
Sybarite: OtherLittleGuy: cretinbob: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 400x358]I'm gonna have to look lower. She might be real and spectacular, but there's no definite proof.Closer...[i522.photobucket.com image 634x440]
groppet: LAst time I picked up my GF from the airport she was wearing a very tiny skirty and no drawers, that lil dirty birdy. I'm picking her up next week.......CANT WAIT!!!
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