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(ARL Now)   Drunk woman shows up naked to visit husband in jail. Look like he's going to be doing some hard time   (arlnow.com) divider line 13
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2014-03-20 08:28:19 AM
3 votes:

The Muthaship: I don't think my wife loves me as much as this chick loves her husband.


Mine either. But we've been divorced for five years so it sort of makes sense.
2014-03-20 07:23:24 AM
3 votes:

CruiserTwelve: I once stopped a woman for speeding at about 1:00 am. She was wearing nothing but a red lace teddy, and she was, to say the least, quite attractive. I didn't write her a ticket but as I returned her license the following conversation took place: Me: "I'm not gonna write you a ticket but I just gotta ask..." Her: "I'm picking my husband up at the airport and I haven't seen him in two weeks." Me: "Thanks. Drive carefully and have a great night."


heh... I got stopped for rolling a stop sign and hauling ass while on my way to my GF's house. After doing the usual paper fun, the man says "What's the rush?" Looking a bit sheepish, I just said "Can I show you something on my phone?" He says sure. I hold up a text message that reads "Here. Now. Want sex", with an attached image showing her legs from the thighs down on her bed. He takes the phone, looking at it, honest to god his face doesn't change one bit.

There is a pause. Asks if I've been drinking. "No, Sir." He hands me back my phone and says "She wants you there in one piece. Drive more carefully." Then he walked away.
2014-03-20 07:17:08 AM
3 votes:

hervatski: Doesn't say what her husband is in for


Apparently a good time when he gets out.
2014-03-20 01:49:00 AM
2 votes:
img.fark.net

"That's right.  Gaze upon my beaver!"
2014-03-19 10:13:29 PM
2 votes:
www.arlnow.com

Um, lady, since he's going to be gone a while...
2014-03-20 09:53:18 AM
1 votes:

blatz514: make me some tea: Her facebook was easy to find. She's a little toothy, but no one's perfect.

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And nice cans...

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bags of sand in that pic
2014-03-20 08:10:52 AM
1 votes:

Sybarite: OtherLittleGuy: cretinbob: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 400x358]

I'm gonna have to look lower. She might be real and spectacular, but there's no definite proof.


Closer...
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Can I get a ruling from the judges?

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2014-03-20 07:45:48 AM
1 votes:
OH BILLY!
2014-03-20 07:44:08 AM
1 votes:

groppet: LAst time I picked up my GF from the airport she was wearing a very tiny skirty and no drawers, that lil dirty birdy. I'm picking her up next week.......CANT WAIT!!!


So she took her flight in a tiny skirt, and no pantys? Are you sure she didn't join a certain elevation related club before you snatched her up?
2014-03-20 06:52:38 AM
1 votes:

CruiserTwelve: I once stopped a woman for speeding at about 1:00 am. She was wearing nothing but a red lace teddy, and she was, to say the least, quite attractive. I didn't write her a ticket but as I returned her license the following conversation took place: Me: "I'm not gonna write you a ticket but I just gotta ask..." Her: "I'm picking my husband up at the airport and I haven't seen him in two weeks." Me: "Thanks. Drive carefully and have a great night."


Bullshiat, you tased her. You tased her and wrote her a $250.00 ticket didn't ya?
/cool on you for not
2014-03-20 12:52:50 AM
1 votes:
I once stopped a woman for speeding at about 1:00 am. She was wearing nothing but a red lace teddy, and she was, to say the least, quite attractive. I didn't write her a ticket but as I returned her license the following conversation took place: Me: "I'm not gonna write you a ticket but I just gotta ask..." Her: "I'm picking my husband up at the airport and I haven't seen him in two weeks." Me: "Thanks. Drive carefully and have a great night."
2014-03-20 12:18:27 AM
1 votes:
I'd hit it.

Closest I ever had to this was the one time my GF picked me up from work wearing a trenchcoat over lingerie.
2014-03-19 11:15:21 PM
1 votes:
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
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