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(ARL Now)   Drunk woman shows up naked to visit husband in jail. Look like he's going to be doing some hard time   (arlnow.com) divider line 59
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2014-03-19 10:13:29 PM  
www.arlnow.com

Um, lady, since he's going to be gone a while...
 
2014-03-19 11:15:21 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-03-20 12:18:27 AM  
I'd hit it.

Closest I ever had to this was the one time my GF picked me up from work wearing a trenchcoat over lingerie.
 
2014-03-20 12:40:53 AM  
Yes. Yes I would.
 
2014-03-20 12:44:02 AM  
She looks like a slightly heavier Winona Ryder from Mr. Deeds.

Which is saying yes, yes I would.
 
2014-03-20 12:52:50 AM  
I once stopped a woman for speeding at about 1:00 am. She was wearing nothing but a red lace teddy, and she was, to say the least, quite attractive. I didn't write her a ticket but as I returned her license the following conversation took place: Me: "I'm not gonna write you a ticket but I just gotta ask..." Her: "I'm picking my husband up at the airport and I haven't seen him in two weeks." Me: "Thanks. Drive carefully and have a great night."
 
2014-03-20 01:25:05 AM  
Her facebook was easy to find. She's a little toothy, but no one's perfect.

scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-03-20 01:33:46 AM  

make me some tea: Her facebook was easy to find. She's a little toothy, but no one's perfect.

[scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]


she's perdy.
 
2014-03-20 01:49:00 AM  
img.fark.net

"That's right.  Gaze upon my beaver!"
 
2014-03-20 03:49:38 AM  
Doesn't say what her husband is in for
 
2014-03-20 04:05:10 AM  

hervatski: Doesn't say what her husband is in for


Well now he might be in for trying to be in her
 
2014-03-20 06:25:14 AM  

make me some tea: Her facebook was easy to find. She's a little toothy, but no one's perfect.

[scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]


toothy? She's fine for me, you can hit on those grandmas with missing teeth :p
 
2014-03-20 06:28:20 AM  
Nobody's perfect?What does the beast that would show up at your jail look like?
 
2014-03-20 06:35:07 AM  

make me some tea: Her facebook was easy to find. She's a little toothy, but no one's perfect.


Agreed! You know what they say about teeth. Two's company, three's a crowd.
 
2014-03-20 06:35:37 AM  
She sounds crazy.
 
2014-03-20 06:50:05 AM  

scottydoesntknow: She looks like a slightly heavier Winona Ryder from Mr. Deeds.


So do you.
 
2014-03-20 06:51:03 AM  
Nailed her in 2008.
 
2014-03-20 06:52:38 AM  

CruiserTwelve: I once stopped a woman for speeding at about 1:00 am. She was wearing nothing but a red lace teddy, and she was, to say the least, quite attractive. I didn't write her a ticket but as I returned her license the following conversation took place: Me: "I'm not gonna write you a ticket but I just gotta ask..." Her: "I'm picking my husband up at the airport and I haven't seen him in two weeks." Me: "Thanks. Drive carefully and have a great night."


Bullshiat, you tased her. You tased her and wrote her a $250.00 ticket didn't ya?
/cool on you for not
 
2014-03-20 07:17:08 AM  

hervatski: Doesn't say what her husband is in for


Apparently a good time when he gets out.
 
2014-03-20 07:23:24 AM  

CruiserTwelve: I once stopped a woman for speeding at about 1:00 am. She was wearing nothing but a red lace teddy, and she was, to say the least, quite attractive. I didn't write her a ticket but as I returned her license the following conversation took place: Me: "I'm not gonna write you a ticket but I just gotta ask..." Her: "I'm picking my husband up at the airport and I haven't seen him in two weeks." Me: "Thanks. Drive carefully and have a great night."


heh... I got stopped for rolling a stop sign and hauling ass while on my way to my GF's house. After doing the usual paper fun, the man says "What's the rush?" Looking a bit sheepish, I just said "Can I show you something on my phone?" He says sure. I hold up a text message that reads "Here. Now. Want sex", with an attached image showing her legs from the thighs down on her bed. He takes the phone, looking at it, honest to god his face doesn't change one bit.

There is a pause. Asks if I've been drinking. "No, Sir." He hands me back my phone and says "She wants you there in one piece. Drive more carefully." Then he walked away.
 
2014-03-20 07:24:02 AM  

cretinbob: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 400x358]


I'm gonna have to look lower. She might be real and spectacular, but there's no definite proof.
 
2014-03-20 07:24:40 AM  
Whar surveillance video whar?
 
2014-03-20 07:29:06 AM  
I don't think my wife loves me as much as this chick loves her husband.
 
2014-03-20 07:32:39 AM  
LAst time I picked up my GF from the airport she was wearing a very tiny skirty and no drawers, that lil dirty birdy. I'm picking her up next week.......CANT WAIT!!!
 
2014-03-20 07:44:08 AM  

groppet: LAst time I picked up my GF from the airport she was wearing a very tiny skirty and no drawers, that lil dirty birdy. I'm picking her up next week.......CANT WAIT!!!


So she took her flight in a tiny skirt, and no pantys? Are you sure she didn't join a certain elevation related club before you snatched her up?
 
2014-03-20 07:44:24 AM  

The Muthaship: I don't think my wife loves me as much as this chick loves her husband.


that is kind of what I was thinking...
 
2014-03-20 07:45:48 AM  
OH BILLY!
 
2014-03-20 07:46:58 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: cretinbob: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 400x358]

I'm gonna have to look lower. She might be real and spectacular, but there's no definite proof.



Closer...
i522.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-20 08:10:52 AM  

Sybarite: OtherLittleGuy: cretinbob: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 400x358]

I'm gonna have to look lower. She might be real and spectacular, but there's no definite proof.


Closer...
[i522.photobucket.com image 634x440]



Can I get a ruling from the judges?

cdn.c.photoshelter.com
 
2014-03-20 08:12:08 AM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2014-03-20 08:21:41 AM  

jmr61: Nailed her in 2008.


Pics or it didn't happen
 
2014-03-20 08:27:29 AM  
images.t-nation.com
 
2014-03-20 08:28:19 AM  

The Muthaship: I don't think my wife loves me as much as this chick loves her husband.


Mine either. But we've been divorced for five years so it sort of makes sense.
 
2014-03-20 08:28:55 AM  

make me some tea: Her facebook was easy to find. She's a little toothy, but no one's perfect.

[scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]


Nice. Would definitely hit.
 
2014-03-20 08:29:11 AM  

make me some tea: Her facebook was easy to find. She's a little toothy, but no one's perfect.

[scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]


I could get into making her eyes water as she choked on my johnson.
 
2014-03-20 08:52:49 AM  

SDRR: make me some tea: Her facebook was easy to find. She's a little toothy, but no one's perfect.

[scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Nice. Would definitely hit.


Remember the rule; don't stick your dick in the crazy (but if you do use lie about your name)
 
2014-03-20 08:57:50 AM  

give me doughnuts: Sybarite: OtherLittleGuy: cretinbob: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 400x358]

I'm gonna have to look lower. She might be real and spectacular, but there's no definite proof.


Closer...
[i522.photobucket.com image 634x440]


Can I get a ruling from the judges?

[cdn.c.photoshelter.com image 850x574]


Now we have to see where everyone's Vicky Mendoza Line is situated.
 
2014-03-20 09:22:46 AM  
Crazy Stupid biatches
 
2014-03-20 09:25:58 AM  
Looks like pretty decent exposure, I'd say. Very decent.
 
2014-03-20 09:31:39 AM  
Surprised the guards didn't hit it.
 
2014-03-20 09:44:03 AM  

make me some tea: Her facebook was easy to find. She's a little toothy, but no one's perfect.

[scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]


And nice cans...

scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-03-20 09:53:18 AM  

blatz514: make me some tea: Her facebook was easy to find. She's a little toothy, but no one's perfect.

[scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

And nice cans...

[scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]


bags of sand in that pic
 
2014-03-20 10:04:40 AM  

hervatski: Doesn't say what her husband is in for


Was the a Clarendon bar crawl. DUI/public intox/assault are all top contenders.
 
2014-03-20 10:04:52 AM  

blatz514: make me some tea: Her facebook was easy to find. She's a little toothy, but no one's perfect.

[scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

And nice cans...

[scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]


Probably her mom.. hell, I"d hit that too..   lol...     Looks pretty good/trim for 50-60...
 
2014-03-20 10:30:54 AM  

unchellmatt: CruiserTwelve: I once stopped a woman for speeding at about 1:00 am. She was wearing nothing but a red lace teddy, and she was, to say the least, quite attractive. I didn't write her a ticket but as I returned her license the following conversation took place: Me: "I'm not gonna write you a ticket but I just gotta ask..." Her: "I'm picking my husband up at the airport and I haven't seen him in two weeks." Me: "Thanks. Drive carefully and have a great night."

heh... I got stopped for rolling a stop sign and hauling ass while on my way to my GF's house. After doing the usual paper fun, the man says "What's the rush?" Looking a bit sheepish, I just said "Can I show you something on my phone?" He says sure. I hold up a text message that reads "Here. Now. Want sex", with an attached image showing her legs from the thighs down on her bed. He takes the phone, looking at it, honest to god his face doesn't change one bit.

There is a pause. Asks if I've been drinking. "No, Sir." He hands me back my phone and says "She wants you there in one piece. Drive more carefully." Then he walked away.


The long pause was him debating arresting you and going in your place while you are in the back of the squad car.

fusillade762: I'd hit it.

Closest I ever had to this was the one time my GF picked me up from work wearing a trenchcoat over lingerie.


My boss once had his wife show up without the lingerie, and they disappeared to the back of the building for a while.  He later told me she wanted to flash me, I'm glad I missed it.  I would not hit that boss' wife.
 
2014-03-20 10:35:34 AM  

Mr.BobDobalita: blatz514: make me some tea: Her facebook was easy to find. She's a little toothy, but no one's perfect.

[scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

And nice cans...

[scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Probably her mom.. hell, I"d hit that too..   lol...     Looks pretty good/trim for 50-60...


no amount of drunk be able to make me hit that girl's mom
 
2014-03-20 10:38:34 AM  

monoski: SDRR: make me some tea: Her facebook was easy to find. She's a little toothy, but no one's perfect.

[scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Nice. Would definitely hit.

Remember the rule; don't stick your dick in the crazy (but if you do use lie about your name)


Too late, but enough about my divorce ...
 
2014-03-20 10:40:06 AM  
 
2014-03-20 10:41:35 AM  

AbiNormal: It's so angry!


*blinks* what the hell??
 
2014-03-20 10:50:15 AM  

AbiNormal: It's so angry!


Huh, I've never heard of Waiting, I think I may DL for work today.

Thanks!
 
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