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(Salon)   Couple #2, where did your spouse say is the strangest place you've ever made whoopee? 'An Iranian prison cell'   (salon.com) divider line 53
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2014-03-20 12:06:49 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-20 12:08:12 AM  
An Iranian prison cell in the butt, Bob.
 
2014-03-20 12:57:33 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Well, I can see that you have that covered.  Bravo!
 
2014-03-20 04:31:11 AM  
I recall at the time that no one believed they could be so stupid as to actually go hiking along the Iraq-Iran border.

It turns out they were. They really were.
 
2014-03-20 04:37:39 AM  
They got me beat, my top 3 are:

1) Over a car, slightly down a side alley on a busy entertainment thoroughfare (with people driving by us).
2) Park bench in a public park with people walking by on the foot path about 10 meters away.
3) Front yard(!!!) no excuse given here, drunk + horny and she started it.
4) Stairwell in college (probably not all that unusual)
5) Closet at work (also probably not that unusual)

Believe it or not, I'm not actually an exhibitionist - but I have evidently dated a few women who were.
 
2014-03-20 04:41:01 AM  
1) Over a car, slightly down a side alley o ... hey waitaminute
 
2014-03-20 04:48:36 AM  
Natural History Museum of Los Angeles.
 
2014-03-20 04:56:21 AM  

C18H27NO3: 1) Over a car, slightly down a side alley o ... hey waitaminute


If you're a short blonde Finnish girl, feel free to PM me, we had a good time that night!
 
2014-03-20 05:04:43 AM  
Dear IRNA, I never thought this would happen to me...
 
2014-03-20 05:08:36 AM  
Wait, what's whoopee?
Brandi: You know, being intimate.
Brodie: What? Like farking?
Brandi:    would you ever make whoopie in public?
Brodie: I already did once today.
[clicks his finger at Renee]
>Brodie: But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
 
2014-03-20 05:15:42 AM  
In a cemetery, down the hill from an abandoned insane asylum.

/Goth chicks, man
 
2014-03-20 05:27:56 AM  
Psychiatric ward, while locked up for schizophrenia
 
2014-03-20 05:37:14 AM  
inside a tent display at Cabelas... lotus-style.

/haven't done anything like that since I've traded-in my ex-husband for my new girlfriend
//suggestions?
 
2014-03-20 05:37:27 AM  
Does pumping my then girlfriend's mom in the fart box while I bent her over the piano count? (PS, gf was on vacation)
 
2014-03-20 05:51:25 AM  

ModernLuddite: I recall at the time that no one believed they could be so stupid as to actually go hiking along the Iraq-Iran border.

It turns out they were. They really were.


True.  The Iranian secret police are surely some of the world's biggest assholes but at the time it didn't take a paranoid religious fanatic to believe they were spies.
 
2014-03-20 05:54:24 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Because no one saw that one coming.
 
2014-03-20 06:08:10 AM  
media.salon.com
That's a MAN, baby!
 
2014-03-20 06:20:15 AM  

ModernLuddite: I recall at the time that no one believed they could be so stupid as to actually go hiking along the Iraq-Iran border.

It turns out they were. They really were.


I'm not buying it, on the suspicion of "journo wants a good story". The story turned out better than they could have imagined.
 
2014-03-20 06:38:31 AM  
Oh Billy!
 
2014-03-20 06:40:41 AM  
Peeping guard here. I really wish you'd had sex more often, it is why I left the keys in the lock, after all.

/hubba hubba
 
2014-03-20 06:50:00 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Does pumping my then girlfriend's mom in the fart box while I bent her over the piano count? (PS, gf was on vacation)


You win
 
2014-03-20 06:51:42 AM  
They sound like privileged hipsters.
 
2014-03-20 06:54:33 AM  

MemeSlave: They sound like privileged hipsters.


Those goddam hipsters
 
2014-03-20 06:58:12 AM  

monty666: Because People in power are Stupid: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Because no one saw that one coming.


You didn't see it coming? It was in the headline.

You're welcome.
 
2014-03-20 07:02:01 AM  
"No?  What about an Iranian prison, then?  Been in one of those?"
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2014-03-20 07:07:12 AM  
Was the prison known as The Buttbob?
 
2014-03-20 07:13:01 AM  

diaphoresis: inside a tent display at Cabelas... lotus-style.

/haven't done anything like that since I've traded-in my ex-husband for my new girlfriend
//suggestions?


Surprised no one has bitten yet.
 
2014-03-20 07:15:02 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: monty666: Because People in power are Stupid: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Because no one saw that one coming.

You didn't see it coming? It was in the headline.

You're welcome.


Don't stand up for your own stupidity.

Let someone else do it for you.

/bad form, bad form
 
2014-03-20 07:27:59 AM  
...on top of a witches grave on a Walpurgis night.
 
2014-03-20 07:29:46 AM  
...on the floor of a Congressman's office, many, many years ago.
 
2014-03-20 07:30:38 AM  

MemeSlave: They sound like privileged hipsters.


"We went hiking along this stretch of the Iranian border before it was cool.  You've probably never heard of it."

Turns out that weapons-grade stupidity often has commensurate consequences.
 
2014-03-20 07:43:03 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


In the butt Bob
 
2014-03-20 07:52:34 AM  

Enormous-Schwanstucker: ...on the floor of a Congressman's office, many, many years ago.


Democrat or republican?

Or Whig?
 
2014-03-20 08:06:04 AM  

Buttknuckle: Enormous-Schwanstucker: ...on the floor of a Congressman's office, many, many years ago.

Democrat or republican?

Or Whig?


Hahahahaha (seewhatyoudidthere.jpg)

R :)
 
2014-03-20 08:20:27 AM  

monty666: Because People in power are Stupid: monty666: Because People in power are Stupid: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Because no one saw that one coming.

You didn't see it coming? It was in the headline.

You're welcome.

Don't stand up for your own stupidity.

Let someone else do it for you.

/bad form, bad form


Do you like chickens?
 
2014-03-20 08:52:48 AM  
The wife and I have done it places we could be caught but there wouldn't really be any consequences. It's adventurous, but not the "arrested for..." type of adventurous.

Sneaking away from the bonfire into the nearby barn kind of thing. At some point somebody wonders where we are and then we're seen walking out of the barn and everybody giggles.
 
2014-03-20 08:54:53 AM  

Jesus McSordid: [media.salon.com image 750x500]
That's a MAN, baby!


Who's the dude with Bruce Jenner?
 
2014-03-20 09:07:16 AM  
Victoria secret changing room.
 
2014-03-20 09:14:47 AM  

yanoosh: Victoria secret changing room.


Yeah, I'm sure no one's ever thought of that.
 
2014-03-20 09:31:55 AM  

ModernLuddite: I recall at the time that no one believed they could be so stupid as to actually go hiking along the Iraq-Iran border.

It turns out they were. They really were.


Yep. Dumb hipster clods. I laughed at the scene where they got captured right after enjoying bread and cheese by a waterfall.
 
2014-03-20 09:49:42 AM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: ModernLuddite: I recall at the time that no one believed they could be so stupid as to actually go hiking along the Iraq-Iran border.

It turns out they were. They really were.

Yep. Dumb hipster clods. I laughed at the scene where they got captured right after enjoying bread and cheese by a waterfall.


Was it artisan bread with home-made cheese?
 
2014-03-20 09:50:11 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Wait, what's whoopee?
Brandi: You know, being intimate.
Brodie: What? Like farking?
Brandi:    would you ever make whoopie in public?
Brodie: I already did once today.
[clicks his finger at Renee]
>Brodie: But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.



Well?  Did he come or what?
 
2014-03-20 10:25:31 AM  

MemeSlave: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: ModernLuddite: I recall at the time that no one believed they could be so stupid as to actually go hiking along the Iraq-Iran border.

It turns out they were. They really were.

Yep. Dumb hipster clods. I laughed at the scene where they got captured right after enjoying bread and cheese by a waterfall.

Was it artisan bread with home-made cheese?


Given their location, probably.

There are places where those things are common.
 
2014-03-20 10:35:17 AM  
Fuq these retard hipsters.
 
2014-03-20 10:40:56 AM  

corn-bread: Uchiha_Cycliste: Wait, what's whoopee?
Brandi: You know, being intimate.
Brodie: What? Like farking?
Brandi:    would you ever make whoopie in public?
Brodie: I already did once today.
[clicks his finger at Renee]
>Brodie: But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.


Well?  Did he come or what?


Jesus *Christ*, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
 
2014-03-20 10:59:49 AM  
Been wanting to use this for a while...best name for a team, evar:

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 11:26:04 AM  

diaphoresis: Dear IRNA, I never thought this would happen to me...


I was thinking the same thing. Pretty sure the peeps in the article are loco.
 
2014-03-20 11:49:55 AM  
I'd say 4:30 am in the back of a conversion van that was being driven down a backwoods WV dirt road along a cliff at high speed with the driver holding one eye to stave off the drunken double vision, with a soaking wet naked guy sitting on the lap off a drunk chick in the passenger seat who keeps reaching over to stomp on whatever pedal (brake & gas) that she can while the driver fights her off and another buddy bridged across the two captain chairs passed out.

It almost sounds mundane, but trust me, it wasn't.

/most that were in that van are still alive amazingly
//Gallons of homemade wine
///I miss college
 
2014-03-20 01:19:40 PM  

Jesus McSordid: [media.salon.com image 750x500]
That's a MAN, baby!


Which one?
 
2014-03-20 01:25:56 PM  
on top of Cinder Cone, Lassen National Park
 
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