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(Daily Mail)   Why pay for expensive breast implants when you can just inject Vaseline into your chest? Oh. I guess that's why   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 79
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2014-03-19 11:35:24 PM
Dear people with lady parts,

We like you the way you are. Really. So please stop doing silly things to yourselves.

Thank you,
Everybody
 
2014-03-19 11:54:23 PM
Every time I hear one of these stories I'm reminded of an article I saw in a medical journal. Some guy had heard that they sometimes use saline injections to make your scrotum bigger. Since he didn't have any saline he figured motor oil would be the next best thing. MOTOR OIL. Injected with a modified Windex bottle, to boot. There were pictures of his blackened scrotum and everything. I wish I'd taken copies because, despite the vastness of the internet, I've never been able to find it.
 
2014-03-20 12:20:19 AM
You jus' jelly.
 
2014-03-20 12:21:41 AM

The Pope of Manwich Village: You jus' jelly.


Slick.
 
2014-03-20 12:21:50 AM
Ban Vaseline!!
 
2014-03-20 12:21:55 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-20 12:22:43 AM

fusillade762: Every time I hear one of these stories I'm reminded of an article I saw in a medical journal. Some guy had heard that they sometimes use saline injections to make your scrotum bigger. Since he didn't have any saline he figured motor oil would be the next best thing. MOTOR OIL. Injected with a modified Windex bottle, to boot. There were pictures of his blackened scrotum and everything. I wish I'd taken copies because, despite the vastness of the internet, I've never been able to find it.


somewhere, in the sub-basements of some obscure FBI outpost, sits a solitary agent trying to comprehend what "motor oil scrotum" means, and why someone keeps googling it
 
2014-03-20 12:23:56 AM
I know a girl who wants big tits.
She'll make ya breakfast.
She'll make ya grits.
She don't use butter.
She don't use cheese.
She don't use jelly.
Or any of these.
She uses vaseline.

/vaseline.
 
2014-03-20 12:25:20 AM

fusillade762: Every time I hear one of these stories I'm reminded of an article I saw in a medical journal. Some guy had heard that they sometimes use saline injections to make your scrotum bigger. Since he didn't have any saline he figured motor oil would be the next best thing. MOTOR OIL. Injected with a modified Windex bottle, to boot. There were pictures of his blackened scrotum and everything. I wish I'd taken copies because, despite the vastness of the internet, I've never been able to find it.


Did he at least get some good mileage out of it?
 
2014-03-20 12:26:32 AM
Guys do dumb shiat too.  Some guys have tried to cure ED by replacing their dick with one from livestock.  I saw a guy in the ER with severe mental issues who thought he was so unclean that he constantly jerked it with alcohol based hand sanitizer.  Dried his unit out so bad that the upper skin layers rubbed off and it was healing together like a dickball.  Had to be pulled apart like a badly managed circumcision and allowed to heal.

/Sleep tight!
 
2014-03-20 12:27:38 AM
Alas, she was NOT, in fact, ready for that jelly.
 
2014-03-20 12:30:16 AM

Robin Hoodie: fusillade762: Every time I hear one of these stories I'm reminded of an article I saw in a medical journal. Some guy had heard that they sometimes use saline injections to make your scrotum bigger. Since he didn't have any saline he figured motor oil would be the next best thing. MOTOR OIL. Injected with a modified Windex bottle, to boot. There were pictures of his blackened scrotum and everything. I wish I'd taken copies because, despite the vastness of the internet, I've never been able to find it.

somewhere, in the sub-basements of some obscure FBI outpost, sits a solitary agent trying to comprehend what "motor oil scrotum" means, and why someone keeps googling it


Hey how did you find out about my job?
 
2014-03-20 12:30:56 AM

farkingismybusiness: I know a girl who wants big tits.
She'll make ya breakfast.
She'll make ya grits.
She don't use butter.
She don't use cheese.
She don't use jelly.
Or any of these.
She uses vaseline.

/vaseline.


applause.gif
 
2014-03-20 12:35:26 AM
Towards the end of the article, "3rd degree burns while sunbathing". Jesus christ, I can understand being obsessed with ones appearance but that goes from preening to mental disease. Knowing that, it's actually kind of surprising that she only managed to mort herself out now, rather than through some other means in a crazy quest to defeat her own body-image demons.
 
2014-03-20 12:37:12 AM
Was it a gateway injection, before moving on to the harder stuff like silicone sealant?
 
2014-03-20 12:37:13 AM
ronekissrichmond.files.wordpress.com

Look at this Brazilian guy! He injected oils and alcohol to make the tits on his arms bigger - 4 of them!
 
2014-03-20 12:39:41 AM
So, what, then? Are we saying surgery should be left to qualified professionals?

Pfft. Doctors.
 
2014-03-20 12:41:00 AM

farkingismybusiness: I know a girl who wants big tits.
She'll make ya breakfast.
She'll make ya grits.
She don't use butter.
She don't use cheese.
She don't use jelly.
Or any of these.
She uses vaseline.

/vaseline.


Oh fark. I had this song stuck in my head just yesterday. Thanks for giving me my earworm back, dick.
 
2014-03-20 12:41:19 AM
These stories never fail to fascinate me. What makes someone think injecting petroleum, motor oil, caulk...etc,into their body? How does your common sense just lapse like that?
 
2014-03-20 12:44:09 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-20 12:44:19 AM
Huh, finally a direct link between breasts and vaseline. Usually it's my hand and a tissue as the middleman


GungFu: [ronekissrichmond.files.wordpress.com image 583x335]

Look at this Brazilian guy! He injected oils and alcohol to make the tits on his arms bigger - 4 of them!


Wait... <i>that</i> Zyzz? God damn it. I once thought the dorks paying to watch chicks play video games were bad, but...
 
2014-03-20 12:45:23 AM

Notabunny: Dear people with lady parts,

We like you the way you are. Really. So please stop doing silly things to yourselves.

Thank you,
Everybody


Honestly no make up and bed hair are a lot more sexy than after a makeover.
 
2014-03-20 12:47:21 AM

Badgers:


Please tell me thats a shop
 
2014-03-20 12:50:01 AM
It is truly sad that some people can not see beyond their body issues, or even - in extreme cases = body dysmorphic disorder; to see the beautiful person they actually are. However, in this case, she was one ugly, flat-chested biatch.
 
2014-03-20 12:50:17 AM

doglover: Notabunny: Dear people with lady parts,

We like you the way you are. Really. So please stop doing silly things to yourselves.

Thank you,
Everybody

Honestly no make up and bed hair are a lot more sexy than after a makeover.


Dear people with male parts,

They're not doing it for us. It really isn't about us at all.

Change comes from within.
 
2014-03-20 12:51:40 AM

Robin Hoodie: fusillade762: Every time I hear one of these stories I'm reminded of an article I saw in a medical journal. Some guy had heard that they sometimes use saline injections to make your scrotum bigger. Since he didn't have any saline he figured motor oil would be the next best thing. MOTOR OIL. Injected with a modified Windex bottle, to boot. There were pictures of his blackened scrotum and everything. I wish I'd taken copies because, despite the vastness of the internet, I've never been able to find it.

somewhere, in the sub-basements of some obscure FBI outpost, sits a solitary agent trying to comprehend what "motor oil scrotum" means, and why someone keeps googling it


www.imagehustler.com
 
2014-03-20 12:52:12 AM
Please stop submitting links with auto audioplay
 
2014-03-20 12:52:33 AM
Notabunny: Dear people with lady parts,

We like you the way you are. Really. So please stop doing silly things to yourselves.

Thank you,
Everybody
 
2014-03-20 12:53:29 AM

Oldiron_79: Badgers:

Please tell me thats a shop


Maybe. Maybe not. The 50s were a different time...
 
2014-03-20 12:54:00 AM

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 350x582]


Now that is funny!

/right click and save
 
2014-03-20 12:54:48 AM

DownDaRiver: Please stop submitting links with auto audioplay


Search for "click to play" if you're using Chrome...
Firefox has extensions that can handle it.
 
2014-03-20 12:55:12 AM

bunner: Notabunny: Dear people with lady parts,

We like you the way you are. Really. So please stop doing silly things to yourselves.

Thank you,
Everybody


You hear that hairy women? IT'S MUSTACHE TIME!

But seriously, the notion of any stabby or cutty things near boobies makes me cringe so hard.
 
2014-03-20 12:55:42 AM

Badgers: Oldiron_79: Badgers:

Please tell me thats a shop

Maybe. Maybe not. The 50s were a different time...


What kind of perv comes up with an ad of a small child and a slogan of caring dads use lube?
 
2014-03-20 12:56:56 AM

dv-ous: Change comes from within.


Bugger that. Wash your face, put on some flats, and let's go play in the mud.
 
2014-03-20 12:57:46 AM
i22.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-20 01:00:07 AM

Notabunny: Dear people with lady parts,

We like you the way you are. Really. So please stop doing silly things to yourselves.

Thank you,
Everybody


Unless you've got a gobbler. In which case, fix that shiat.
 
2014-03-20 01:00:53 AM

Oldiron_79: Badgers: Oldiron_79: Badgers:

Please tell me thats a shop

Maybe. Maybe not. The 50s were a different time...

What kind of perv comes up with an ad of a small child and a slogan of caring dads use lube?


I think it was more to combat diaper rash, but I guess incestuous, infant pedophilia has more... humor value?
 
2014-03-20 01:00:56 AM
Were there flies in it?
 
2014-03-20 01:02:34 AM
If anyone is interested in obtaining quality pics of a man's scrotum that has turn black due to being injected with motor oil please contact me at my Nigerian email address. Remember to have your debit card handy...these babies are rear and therefor not cheap.

Sincerely, Prince Ali Chan Jr.
 
2014-03-20 01:03:18 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: Were there flies in it?


No, they were in the ointment.
 
2014-03-20 01:07:24 AM
The real question is why aren't we slut-shaming any subby who links Daily Mail or Mail Online?  Oh yeah, because the mods instantly green that shiat.  Look, I don't read that trash at the Piggly Wiggly and I won't read it here ( are there still Piggly Wigglys?)
 
2014-03-20 01:07:27 AM

Badgers: DownDaRiver: Please stop submitting links with auto audioplay

Search for "click to play" if you're using Chrome...
Firefox has extensions that can handle it.


Hate really stupid Chrome
Dont think Firefox is much better
 
2014-03-20 01:08:21 AM

DownDaRiver: Badgers: DownDaRiver: Please stop submitting links with auto audioplay

Search for "click to play" if you're using Chrome...
Firefox has extensions that can handle it.

Hate really stupid Chrome
Dont think Firefox is much better


All browsers and operating system and editors suck.  There is a reason for this.
 
2014-03-20 01:13:39 AM
Really pessimistic view
Have some oatmeal in the morning
It just might get you feeling regular again
 
2014-03-20 01:15:29 AM

Marmilman: Notabunny: Dear people with lady parts,

We like you the way you are. Really. So please stop doing silly things to yourselves.

Thank you,
Everybody

Unless you've got a gobbler. In which case, fix that shiat.


static9.depositphotos.com
 
2014-03-20 01:17:21 AM

bunner: Oldiron_79: Badgers: Oldiron_79: Badgers:

Please tell me thats a shop

Maybe. Maybe not. The 50s were a different time...

What kind of perv comes up with an ad of a small child and a slogan of caring dads use lube?

I think it was more to combat diaper rash, but I guess incestuous, infant pedophilia has more... humor value?


Well better than going in dry.
 
2014-03-20 01:28:39 AM
enjoytherandom.com
 
2014-03-20 01:41:00 AM

Notabunny: Dear people with lady parts,

We like you the way you are. Really. So please stop doing silly things to yourselves.

Thank you,
Everybody


Well thank you, I agree, but anyone dumb enough to think that's safe I am not interested in.

/And I learns to be happy with my B's and so what if I'm in the IBTC I'd be way to worried to even go to a licensed surgeon. after some of the bad boob job pics I've seen and I like my nipples being really sensitive and I ain't risking that.
 
2014-03-20 01:42:34 AM

farkingismybusiness: I know a girl who wants big tits.
She'll make ya breakfast.
She'll make ya grits.
She don't use butter.
She don't use cheese.
She don't use jelly.
Or any of these.
She uses vaseline.

/vaseline.


Nice : )
 
2014-03-20 01:42:39 AM

Notabunny: Dear people with lady parts,

We like you the way you are. Really. So please stop doing silly things to yourselves.

Thank you,
Everybody


Done in one
 
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