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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)   Let me call my buddy. He knows all there is to know about selling tubas for drug money   (democratandchronicle.com ) divider line
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2014-03-19 09:40:01 PM  
When band nerds go bad....
 
2014-03-19 09:43:09 PM  
Why didn't she just start hooking like any self respecting junkie.
 
2014-03-19 09:45:06 PM  

pottie: Why didn't she just start hooking like any self respecting junkie.


Hey, how would you like to play the female organ?
 
2014-03-19 09:45:34 PM  
I didn't think heroin was the drug of choice for hipsters.
 
2014-03-19 09:46:08 PM  
www.troll.me
 
2014-03-19 09:47:10 PM  
"admitted heroin addict"

If you had to listen to elementary band students play, you'd understand.

/"the music man" would approve...
 
2014-03-19 09:48:46 PM  
More charges pending in various towns, state police said.

Hah! Springfield doesn't even have an extradition treaty with Shelbyville!
 
2014-03-19 09:48:52 PM  

itsaidwhat: "admitted heroin addict"

If you had to listen to elementary band students play, you'd understand.

/"the music man" would approve...


Point taken.
 
2014-03-19 09:50:21 PM  
as a former tubist I approve
 
2014-03-19 09:52:07 PM  
Good, Keshequa had asshole fans for basketball when I was in HS.
 
2014-03-19 09:53:10 PM  
 
2014-03-19 09:53:25 PM  
LordOfThePings:

If you stuck a tuba up your ass than I salute you, that is way pervier than I.
 
2014-03-19 09:54:46 PM  
Bump? I would have guessed cocaine.
 
2014-03-19 09:56:33 PM  
"Oh, yeah.  The lads wanted to do a Sousa-themed rock opera, but they've had artistic differences and that's been tabled for now.  I have a feeling we'll be back for these, though.  You know how musicians are...."
 
2014-03-19 09:59:11 PM  

KidneyStone: My first thought was that the teacher is gay and his boyfriend looks like an ugly chick.

Until I realized the teacher is a she.

Oops.


She looks like a grown up Tina Belcher.
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
*sad trombone*
 
2014-03-19 10:00:27 PM  

farkingismybusiness: KidneyStone: My first thought was that the teacher is gay and his boyfriend looks like an ugly chick.

Until I realized the teacher is a she.

Oops.

She looks like a grown up Tina Belcher.

*sad trombone*


She is the worst kind of autistic.
 
2014-03-19 10:02:13 PM  

macross87: He's not your buddy, guy!


she's not a guy, friend!
 
2014-03-19 10:06:34 PM  
Hey, what's going on in this thread?
 
2014-03-19 10:10:53 PM  

Ooba Tooba: Hey, what's going on in this thread?


what flavor tuba do you play tuba brother?
 
2014-03-19 10:11:23 PM  

maltedmothball: macross87: He's not your buddy, guy!

she's not a guy, friend!


or your buddy
 
2014-03-19 10:18:50 PM  

macross87: He's not your buddy, guy!


I see what you did there, but i gotta call a pun foul. Buddy Guy is Blues.
 
2014-03-19 10:31:20 PM  

Robin Hoodie: Ooba Tooba: Hey, what's going on in this thread?

what flavor tuba do you play tuba brother?


Everything but the tuba, tuba. Geetar, pieanna, drooms, mandylynn, bandjoe and whatever purrkushin you got, but never had the chance to lick on a tooba. /toyed around a bit with clarinet, but came to the conclusion that if I wanted to play that thing to my liking I had better start playing it ten years earlier.
 
2014-03-19 10:31:27 PM  
I read in the L.A. Times a lot of these Mexican bands are stealing these from schools now. Even saw a surveillance vid showing the burglars bypassing the instrument closets for other instruments, and zeroing in on these things.Some schools sa it cost quite a few grand to replace one, and these burglars sell a stolen one for a few hundred.
Just chip them, and have cops scan them. Stolen property possession is not too funny. at the very least, they get a dangerous tuba off the streets.
 
2014-03-19 10:43:52 PM  

Ooba Tooba: Robin Hoodie: Ooba Tooba: Hey, what's going on in this thread?

what flavor tuba do you play tuba brother?

Everything but the tuba, tuba. Geetar, pieanna, drooms, mandylynn, bandjoe and whatever purrkushin you got, but never had the chance to lick on a tooba. /toyed around a bit with clarinet, but came to the conclusion that if I wanted to play that thing to my liking I had better start playing it ten years earlier.


what a shame! the tuba is like the liver of the band, nobody notices it until its gone, and it handles most of the booze.
 
2014-03-19 11:07:10 PM  

Robin Hoodie: Ooba Tooba: Robin Hoodie: Ooba Tooba: Hey, what's going on in this thread?

what flavor tuba do you play tuba brother?

Everything but the tuba, tuba. Geetar, pieanna, drooms, mandylynn, bandjoe and whatever purrkushin you got, but never had the chance to lick on a tooba. /toyed around a bit with clarinet, but came to the conclusion that if I wanted to play that thing to my liking I had better start playing it ten years earlier.

what a shame! the tuba is like the liver of the band, nobody notices it until its gone, and it handles most of the booze.


I played bass guitar in a band for a few years. Loved that low end. Also the challenge of not sticking right along with the 6 string, while at the same time trying to not stand out too much. My buddy did a fair job of throwing in some trumpet, and trombone in our songs, and priced a tuba but found it a bit out of reach.
 
2014-03-19 11:18:12 PM  

itsaidwhat: "admitted heroin addict"

If you had to listen to elementary band students play, you'd understand.


Plus, Rochester.

/this is nunda's 9/11
 
2014-03-19 11:35:36 PM  
www.bikeshophub.com

What a hot tuba might look like ...
 
2014-03-19 11:35:53 PM  
How observant do you have to be to notice a farking tuba in the backseat?
 
2014-03-19 11:41:48 PM  
I don't care how much that high school student paid for that instrument, it's still just a high school band instrument,  Nobody will ever buy that unless they are in high school band.

Someone needed some money for the smack, and some local pawn shop made the deals until their shelves were full, then it was the time to drop a dime.
 
2014-03-19 11:43:30 PM  

Ooba Tooba: Robin Hoodie: Ooba Tooba: Robin Hoodie: Ooba Tooba: Hey, what's going on in this thread?

what flavor tuba do you play tuba brother?

Everything but the tuba, tuba. Geetar, pieanna, drooms, mandylynn, bandjoe and whatever purrkushin you got, but never had the chance to lick on a tooba. /toyed around a bit with clarinet, but came to the conclusion that if I wanted to play that thing to my liking I had better start playing it ten years earlier.

what a shame! the tuba is like the liver of the band, nobody notices it until its gone, and it handles most of the booze.

I played bass guitar in a band for a few years. Loved that low end. Also the challenge of not sticking right along with the 6 string, while at the same time trying to not stand out too much. My buddy did a fair job of throwing in some trumpet, and trombone in our songs, and priced a tuba but found it a bit out of reach.


tubas are ridiculous expensive. I picked up an old beat up E flat-tuba at a flea market for about a hundred bucks, and i have treasured it ever since
 
2014-03-19 11:50:50 PM  

Robin Hoodie: Ooba Tooba: Robin Hoodie: Ooba Tooba: Robin Hoodie: Ooba Tooba: Hey, what's going on in this thread?

what flavor tuba do you play tuba brother?

Everything but the tuba, tuba. Geetar, pieanna, drooms, mandylynn, bandjoe and whatever purrkushin you got, but never had the chance to lick on a tooba. /toyed around a bit with clarinet, but came to the conclusion that if I wanted to play that thing to my liking I had better start playing it ten years earlier.

what a shame! the tuba is like the liver of the band, nobody notices it until its gone, and it handles most of the booze.

I played bass guitar in a band for a few years. Loved that low end. Also the challenge of not sticking right along with the 6 string, while at the same time trying to not stand out too much. My buddy did a fair job of throwing in some trumpet, and trombone in our songs, and priced a tuba but found it a bit out of reach.

tubas are ridiculous expensive. I picked up an old beat up E flat-tuba at a flea market for about a hundred bucks, and i have treasured it ever since


Nice! I love when I score a good deal, but that sadly is not very often. It seems everyone feels their instrument/tool/antique is a priceless treasure. I blame eBay and TV
 
2014-03-19 11:52:53 PM  
FTA: A Livingston County music teacher... in Rochester...

Those names sound familiar. Is this in Michigan? I grew up there.

...Livingston and Monroe counties ...

Oh, shiat, this has to be in Michigan.

...Keshequa Central School District in Nunda ...

WTF?

**googles**

onemansblog.com
 
2014-03-20 12:10:49 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-20 12:16:06 AM  
"Danielle Conner-Willowglade...and her boyfriend Nicholas Bump, 32.":

Bump 'n' Ugly
 
2014-03-20 12:57:44 AM  

dv-ous: WTF?

**googles**


Rochester is roughly 700 miles from New York City.

/goddamn midwesterners.
 
2014-03-20 12:58:42 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: dv-ous: WTF?

**googles**

Rochester is roughly 700 miles from New York City.

/goddamn midwesterners.


Sorry, not 700, 400.
 
2014-03-20 05:30:56 AM  
I played tuba in 8th grade.  The band teacher didn't think I was very good at trumpet so he made me switch.  The only good thing about playing tuba was they gave me one to keep at home and another to play in school because the damned thing was too big to carry back and forth every day,

The mouthpieces on those things can get pretty slobbery just in case you've never had the pleasure of playing a musical instrument you have to put you mouth on.

I wish I still had my trumpet, but only so I could sound reveille at dawn every morning just to annoy the shiat out of my neighbors.
 
2014-03-20 09:41:56 AM  
Well, that takes some brass.
 
2014-03-20 10:58:44 AM  

GrizzledVeteran: "Danielle Conner-Willowglade...and her boyfriend Nicholas Bump, 32.":

Bump 'n' Ugly


Winner declared.  Thread finished.
 
2014-03-20 02:10:59 PM  
^^^Thank you, blunto!

/salute and secret Farker handshake
 
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