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(Daily Mail)   Icelandic volcano Hekla getting heftier, Leon getting larger   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 61
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2014-03-19 09:11:27 PM
Yeah, well, you try dragging Bjork, Walton and Lanier up and down the court 48 minutes.
 
2014-03-19 09:13:06 PM
Lighten up, Francis
 
2014-03-19 09:13:58 PM
Just pass legislation outlawing volcanoes.

/problem solved
//worked for Global Warming
 
2014-03-19 09:14:14 PM
Why pretend?  We all know what this is about.  You want me to have an abortion.
 
2014-03-19 09:15:35 PM
Might as well get Sigur Ros' 'Untitled 1' video mentions out of the way:

img.fark.net

antville.org

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-19 09:16:13 PM
Rudy gets taller.
 
2014-03-19 09:17:20 PM

zamboni: Yeah, well, you try dragging Bjork, Walton and Lanier up and down the court 48 minutes.



Well played Sir. Well played...
 
2014-03-19 09:18:11 PM
Honey, I shrunk the kids.
 
2014-03-19 09:19:56 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-19 09:20:24 PM
I think I feel a bulge coming on.
 
2014-03-19 09:21:41 PM
At least I have a chance at pronouncing "Hekla"
 
2014-03-19 09:25:49 PM

zamboni: Yeah, well, you try dragging Bjork, Walton and Lanier up and down the court 48 minutes.


Brazo!
 
2014-03-19 09:30:22 PM
Good news everyone, we can pron....

Unobtanium: At least I have a chance at pronouncing "Hekla"


crap.
 
2014-03-19 09:30:35 PM
In all seriousness, there's a documentary on Iceland's volcanoes narrated by Jeremy Irons.

It's a blast to hear the voice of Scar pronounce "Eyjafjallajökull".
 
2014-03-19 09:31:32 PM
What can you make of this?
 
2014-03-19 09:31:41 PM
HEY! Volcano!  You look stupid standin' over there like that!
Hey! HEEEEEY!

You suck!  Lame volcano.  I've seen better volcanos on Greenland.
 
2014-03-19 09:31:42 PM

baronbloodbath: In all seriousness, there's a documentary on Iceland's volcanoes narrated by Jeremy Irons.

It's a blast to hear the voice of Scar pronounce "Eyjafjallajökull".


It's called Life on Fire.  It was on Amazon Prime...
 
2014-03-19 09:39:45 PM
Professor Lidenbrock approves.

/obscure?
 
2014-03-19 09:40:56 PM
I saw a documentary on these volcanoes a while ago. Apparently they have the potential to destroy air traffic in the northern hemisphere and even cause massive health problems from acidic droplets in the air.
 
2014-03-19 09:48:06 PM

shlabotnik: What can you make of this?


I can make a boat, or a hat...
 
2014-03-19 09:51:57 PM

pottie: shlabotnik: What can you make of this?

I can make a boat, or a hat...


A pterodactyl!
 
2014-03-19 09:57:02 PM
It's the Fairies.
 
2014-03-19 09:58:25 PM
 
2014-03-19 10:04:48 PM
They should send her to the rim for ritual sacrifice:

celebrities.ninemsn.com.au
 
2014-03-19 10:05:27 PM

FrancoFile: Professor Lidenbrock approves.

/obscure?


musings.elisair.com

/she was delicious
 
2014-03-19 10:06:39 PM

baronbloodbath: In all seriousness, there's a documentary on Iceland's volcanoes narrated by Jeremy Irons.

It's a blast to hear the voice of Scar pronounce "Eyjafjallajökull".


Google Translate takes on Eyjafjallajökull (press the speaker button in the left (source) box to hear the Icelandic pronunciation).

"If you keep saying that, your face will get stuck that way."
 
2014-03-19 10:16:16 PM
If we had only listened to Al Gore we could have avoided this.

It's all our fault and we deserve to have our trans Atlantic flight schedules disrupted
 
2014-03-19 10:16:46 PM

WordsnCollision: FrancoFile: Professor Lidenbrock approves.

/obscure?

[musings.elisair.com image 846x366]

/she was delicious


Was that the one with Pat Boone?
 
2014-03-19 10:26:58 PM
Well, seeing as I can actually PRONOUNCE Hekla, I think this one'll be a dud. :-(
 
2014-03-19 10:27:37 PM
LIVE WEBCAM HERE

If and when the shiat hits the fan, you could be the first to see!!
 
2014-03-19 10:28:29 PM
Doin a Hekla job, Iceland
 
2014-03-19 10:36:35 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

apod.nasa.gov

rainbowwarrior2005.files.wordpress.com

Eyjafjallajokull FTW!
 
2014-03-19 10:40:06 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Eyjafjallajokull FTW!


That first pic looks like my sphincter after a chili eating contest.  Or a vortex to Hell.

Same difference!
 
2014-03-19 10:45:06 PM
Sounds like it's about to Ragnarok'n roll.
 
2014-03-19 11:05:24 PM
Right on schedule... my first ever European trip is next month
 
2014-03-19 11:06:58 PM
Joe's got it covered.
 
2014-03-19 11:11:07 PM

Unobtanium: At least I have a chance at pronouncing "Hekla"


Can't fathom why that wasn't el primero comentario.
 
2014-03-19 11:16:48 PM

bhcompy: Lighten up, Francis


I came

/ for this
 
2014-03-19 11:18:50 PM

whipbambucket: bhcompy: Lighten up, Francis

I came

/ for this


Well that was easy

/and quick
 
2014-03-19 11:24:12 PM

Unobtanium: At least I have a chance at pronouncing "Hekla"


Not if you include its lineage.
www.cardinalfang.net
/why not visit Malden?
 
2014-03-19 11:27:28 PM
static.comicvine.com

/has got this covered
 
2014-03-19 11:38:13 PM
SubbyIcelandic volcano Hekla getting heftier, Leon getting larger.

silkpathdiary.files.wordpress.com

Let me tell you about my mother...
 
2014-03-19 11:47:59 PM

WordsnCollision: [static.comicvine.com image 850x1054]

/has got this covered


Looks like we need a one-way ticket to midnight.
 
2014-03-19 11:56:27 PM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: If we had only listened to Al Gore we could have avoided this.

It's all our fault and we deserve to have our trans Atlantic flight schedules disrupted


I think you're mixing up your talking points from both sides. Maybe you got confused after reading an article with science in it.
 
2014-03-20 01:12:08 AM
I hiked Hekla a year or two after the last one erupted. Awesome experience, everyone should visit Iceland once
 
2014-03-20 01:32:57 AM

duffblue: Awesome experience, everyone should visit Iceland once


Agreed.. Lived there for a year in 2005-06, I'd move back in a heartbeat.
 
2014-03-20 06:49:29 AM
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of lava, cinder, ash and pyroclastic flow.
 
2014-03-20 07:03:47 AM
moderncrisis.com
Now the name of this pastry (called a "Hekla" by one bakery and an "Icelandic" by the others) makes more sense.
 
2014-03-20 07:24:50 AM

fallingblox: [moderncrisis.com image 594x445]
Now the name of this pastry (called a "Hekla" by one bakery and an "Icelandic" by the others) makes more sense.


Looks like a sweet roll!!
 
2014-03-20 08:18:29 AM
That bulge is being caused by the missing plane!  WE FOUND IT!

Is it bad that I'm hoping for a minor eruption just to end the OMF MISSING AIRLINER WHAR DID IT GO?
 
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