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(Metro)   Giant chickens used to rule the roost 66 million years ago   (metro.co.uk) divider line 33
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2014-03-19 08:19:28 PM  
Did they have large talons?
 
2014-03-19 08:43:15 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
Jurassic Park IV: Jurassic Poultry
 
2014-03-19 08:47:50 PM  
"Did you guys see the size of that chicken?"
 
2014-03-19 08:48:08 PM  
A world of huge cocks?
 
2014-03-19 08:59:07 PM  
We're gonna need a bigger boat grill.
 
2014-03-19 09:01:41 PM  
I'd choke the hell out of that chicken if it tried to attack me.
 
2014-03-19 09:05:03 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: We're gonna need a bigger boat grill. gravy boat

 
2014-03-19 09:10:47 PM  
I just had tandoori barbequed chicken, so I'm probably on their list.
 
2014-03-19 09:16:18 PM  
What happened?

media.tumblr.com

Assimilation lead to subjugation.

/fight the power
 
2014-03-19 09:19:36 PM  
 
2014-03-19 09:23:40 PM  
Once again, Gary Larson looks smug as science catches up to cartoons.
 
2014-03-19 09:25:08 PM  
Arise chicken, arise!

/Ultra mega chicken indeed.
 
2014-03-19 09:29:00 PM  

brantgoose: Once again, Gary Larson looks smug as science catches up to cartoons.


And Woody Allen nods knowingly.
 
2014-03-19 09:29:29 PM  
th08.deviantart.net
 
2014-03-19 09:59:18 PM  
 A chicken, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "ten foot chicken" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not oviraptorosaur . You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two oviraptorosaurs you didn't even know were there. Because oviraptorosaursè a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this...  A six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here, or here...  Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect.
 
2014-03-19 10:04:03 PM  
 
2014-03-19 10:17:30 PM  

xrayspx: When you find yourself in danger, when you're threatened by a stranger, when it looks like you might take a lickin'...bock bock bock bock


My husband and I loved that cartoon when we were children! We can still sing the theme song in its entirety.

/and Tom Slick
//'ray
 
2014-03-19 10:23:24 PM  
Also in 1961...

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2014-03-19 10:37:24 PM  
www.netbrawl.com
 
2014-03-19 11:06:05 PM  
api.ning.com
 
2014-03-19 11:06:25 PM  
www.wordcandy.net
 
2014-03-19 11:08:17 PM  

silvervial: xrayspx: When you find yourself in danger, when you're threatened by a stranger, when it looks like you might take a lickin'...bock bock bock bock

My husband and I loved that cartoon when we were children! We can still sing the theme song in its entirety.

/and Tom Slick
//'ray


Jay Ward cartoons have undeniably the best track record of theme songs anywhere.
 
2014-03-19 11:13:40 PM  
This critter came out of my lab, so I'm getting a kick.

Also, my headline was better. Couldn't throw me a bone? How many new dinosaurs do I need to work on to get that 2nd greenlight?
 
2014-03-19 11:24:19 PM  

Dinodork: This critter came out of my lab, so I'm getting a kick.

Also, my headline was better. Couldn't throw me a bone? How many new dinosaurs do I need to work on to get that 2nd greenlight?


Rehost / repost?
 
2014-03-19 11:48:57 PM  

Bob the Internet Barbarian: Arise chicken, arise!

/Ultra mega chicken indeed.


Sshhh. He is legend.
 
2014-03-20 12:09:53 AM  

doofusgumby: Dinodork: This critter came out of my lab, so I'm getting a kick.

Also, my headline was better. Couldn't throw me a bone? How many new dinosaurs do I need to work on to get that 2nd greenlight?

Rehost / repost?


The game is rigged man. 10 years we have been waiting for this thing to get named. No worries. I still have 3 new dinosaur species in my office.
 
2014-03-20 12:26:56 AM  

Dinodork: doofusgumby: Dinodork: This critter came out of my lab, so I'm getting a kick.

Also, my headline was better. Couldn't throw me a bone? How many new dinosaurs do I need to work on to get that 2nd greenlight?

Rehost / repost?

The game is rigged man. 10 years we have been waiting for this thing to get named. No worries. I still have 3 new dinosaur species in my office.


Huh. I thought there was a colon after "kick" and a missing picture of some other critter in your post.

Stupid particles on mobile screen, changes the entire meaning.
 
2014-03-20 05:03:08 AM  
That doesn't look very scary. More like a 10ft turkey.

/as usual, a representative of the unwashed masses beat me to it. :(
 
2014-03-20 07:22:56 AM  
Whoa! Can you imagine the size of the wings? And the tenderloins, the size of beef tenderloin. Kenny would be rolling over in his grave.
 
2014-03-20 10:24:38 AM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-20 12:18:30 PM  

docmattic: "Did you guys see the size of that chicken?"


We're in the spirit world?
 
2014-03-20 10:48:34 PM  
www.wizards.com
 
2014-03-21 02:30:06 AM  
 
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