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(Page Six)   George Clooney hits NYC with a tan and his new love, Amal, with an 'm'   (pagesix.com ) divider line
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2014-03-19 05:45:30 PM  
I bet he likes her vagima.
 
2014-03-19 06:04:31 PM  
nyppagesix.files.wordpress.com

looks like he just made a night visit.
 
2014-03-19 06:05:33 PM  
Looks like Anne Hathaway's mom.

not a bad thing.
 
2014-03-19 06:13:27 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Looks like Anne Hathaway's mom.

not a bad thing.


I was thinking Hathaway, too. Weird.
 
2014-03-19 06:31:25 PM  

fusillade762: I was thinking Hathaway, too. Weird.


MMMMM Hathaway.
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2014-03-19 07:03:09 PM  
Wait, he's dating a grownup?
 
2014-03-19 07:07:57 PM  
Amal... Nitrite?
 
2014-03-19 07:27:35 PM  
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2014-03-19 07:30:31 PM  
I wanna see him date a nice thick black chick sometime. One that'd work him over and knock that ego down a few notches!
 
2014-03-19 07:32:51 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Amal... Nitrite?


I'd pop 'er.
 
2014-03-19 07:35:24 PM  

FlashHarry: [nyppagesix.files.wordpress.com image 720x480]

looks like he just made a night visit.


Comically obscure. The best kind.
 
2014-03-19 07:44:43 PM  
RIP Anna Malle.
 
2014-03-19 07:50:32 PM  
So.... is Taco Bell making a Doritos Flavored suntan lotion?
 
2014-03-19 07:50:53 PM  
He's that weird shade of orange that you only see on rich guys.

I think that shade should be called "Rich Dude Orange".

/"Charlie Crist Orange" would also work.
 
2014-03-19 07:50:58 PM  
Good headline, subnista
 
2014-03-19 07:53:44 PM  
Amal and the night depositer.
 
2014-03-19 07:58:27 PM  

FlashHarry: [nyppagesix.files.wordpress.com image 720x480]
looks like he just made a night visit.


He's admiring himself in the glass. NTTAWWT
 
2014-03-19 07:59:16 PM  
What's George got that I haven't?

I can't think of anything. They must just like his old grey hair.
 
2014-03-19 07:59:26 PM  
I have to admit, that headline made me chuckle.
 
2014-03-19 08:29:57 PM  
Not bad....
 
2014-03-19 08:50:16 PM  
He's found somebody with a real job for once. I saw a link to the new chick's CV, she's tried some of the major international human rights cases in the last few years. She's a far cry from the usual string of cocktail waitresses and D-list celebrities he normally bangs.
 
2014-03-19 08:51:04 PM  
amal anal whatever it takes
 
2014-03-19 09:08:13 PM  
With a name like that I think you pretty much have to be into anal. If not, what a tease that would be.
 
2014-03-19 09:20:42 PM  
I don't need a picture of her.  I know what her twin brother Juan looks like.
 
2014-03-19 09:33:13 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Looks like Anne Hathaway's mom.

not a bad thing.


She is 36, Anne Hathaway is 31. I think older sister or cousin works better.
 
2014-03-19 09:48:05 PM  
Kind-of a downgrade if you ask me.

//Not many viable upgrades from a Stacy Keibler...
 
2014-03-19 09:56:39 PM  

GungFu: What's George got that I haven't?

I can't think of anything. They must just like his old grey hair.


An estate on the north shore of Lake Como that's now worth something like $25 million?  Even Brad Pitt envies him for that.
 
2014-03-19 10:02:52 PM  

rynthetyn: He's found somebody with a real job for once. I saw a link to the new chick's CV, she's tried some of the major international human rights cases in the last few years. She's a far cry from the usual string of cocktail waitresses and D-list celebrities he normally bangs.


We all have to grow up sometime. I'm going on 35 and waiting for that to happen.
 
2014-03-19 10:08:14 PM  

rynthetyn: He's found somebody with a real job for once. I saw a link to the new chick's CV, she's tried some of the major international human rights cases in the last few years. She's a far cry from the usual string of cocktail waitresses and D-list celebrities he normally bangs.


Yeah.  If you're George Clooney and addressing the UN or some other world body, better to have a stunning international human rights lawyer by your side than a lady wrestler.
 
2014-03-19 10:13:19 PM  
M as in mancy
 
2014-03-19 10:13:58 PM  

Billy Liar: rynthetyn: He's found somebody with a real job for once. I saw a link to the new chick's CV, she's tried some of the major international human rights cases in the last few years. She's a far cry from the usual string of cocktail waitresses and D-list celebrities he normally bangs.

Yeah.  If you're George Clooney and addressing the UN or some other world body, better to have a stunning international human rights lawyer by your side than a lady wrestler. Brazilian transformer.


FTFY.
 
2014-03-19 10:17:59 PM  
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2014-03-19 10:30:53 PM  
I'd laugh if Clooney regularly discussed string theory with Kiebler, but with the new girl, impressive CV and all, their downtime is spent eating Ben n Jerry's together wearing sweatpants and telling fart jokes.

/there's nothing with either, by the way
//BUT MAH GAWD YOUS AND YOURS STEREOTYPES
 
2014-03-19 10:31:56 PM  
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2014-03-19 10:41:10 PM  
Damn!  I'm in a tight spot!
 
2014-03-19 10:42:33 PM  
Hairy.
 
2014-03-19 10:55:37 PM  

DubyaHater: rynthetyn: He's found somebody with a real job for once. I saw a link to the new chick's CV, she's tried some of the major international human rights cases in the last few years. She's a far cry from the usual string of cocktail waitresses and D-list celebrities he normally bangs.

We all have to grow up sometime. I'm going on 35 and waiting for that to happen.


Someday your Georgette Clooney will come along....
 
2014-03-19 11:08:15 PM  
"Better to fark a lawyer than be farked by one."

/not obscure
 
2014-03-19 11:14:13 PM  
Wasn't Amal the failed Tleilaxu attempt to manufacture artificial spice from when they controlled Ix at the the beginning of Shaddam IV (the last of the Corrino Emperors)'s reign?
 
2014-03-19 11:35:59 PM  
I like subtlety in my headlines. Subby you're winner!
 
2014-03-19 11:45:38 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Amal... Nitrite?


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2014-03-19 11:57:03 PM  

lasercannon: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Looks like Anne Hathaway's mom.

not a bad thing.

She is 36, Anne Hathaway is 31. I think older sister or cousin works better.


36? Isn't that a little old for Clooney?
 
2014-03-20 12:04:14 AM  
I'd just like to point out that George Clooney is gay.

/NTTAWWT
//People also thought Rock Hudson was straight
 
2014-03-20 01:02:09 AM  

AbiNormal: lasercannon: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Looks like Anne Hathaway's mom.

not a bad thing.

She is 36, Anne Hathaway is 31. I think older sister or cousin works better.

36? Isn't that a little old for Clooney?


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2014-03-20 05:37:21 AM  
George Clooney looks awful with a tan, He is very close to becoming the new George Hamilton.

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2014-03-20 06:00:10 AM  

lasercannon: George Clooney looks awful with a tan, He is very close to becoming the new George Hamilton.

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He looks like an overcooked hot dog.
 
2014-03-20 06:10:10 AM  
...yo, peep this: at least she is like that ho' whom Mick Jagger did not lend his money and she suicide on his ass!
 
2014-03-20 06:40:34 AM  

lasercannon: George Clooney looks awful with a tan, He is very close to becoming the new George Hamilton.

[rollingout.com image 406x594]


If you look at the pictures, you'll see the color balance is way off -- the other people in the 2nd picture all look bright orange too; and in the first the brass door has a distinct reddish tint.
 
2014-03-20 07:17:39 AM  
She is not ugly.
 
2014-03-20 07:26:00 AM  
George Hamilton lived on carrots.
 
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