Mambo Bananapatch: Rhaab: Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]Divided by 365, divded by 24, divided by 60......unless my calculations are off, she's saying Obama personally performs 1.9 abortions per minute! That's impressive!Your calculations are a bit off. The poor man has to eat and crap occasionally.
Superjew: If she's smart, she'll hire Toonces as her campaign manager. That cat is amazing!
Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]
Rhaab: Nonsense. He eats babies as he works, and they keep copies of the Constitution under his ass in case he needs to crap.
Rhaab: Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]Divided by 365, divded by 24, divided by 60......unless my calculations are off, she's saying Obama personally performs 1.9 abortions per minute! That's impressive!
Pubby: The nut jobs in Williamson County deserve this.Its the suburb of Nashville thats rich enough they don't actually drive into the city to work. Thats for their employes, who the God of Prosperity has obviously shunned for their wickedness, so that they may not own or manage a business like a true Christian and are compelled by his holy wrath into driving mid size economy sedans for an hour both ways.They just sit on right over the county line praising Rich Jesus and occasionally throw themselves at 2nd Ave and Division St. to get good and "Christian" drunk on Fridays.
Huggermugger: Al Franken 'turned white' when she confronted him? What was he before?
Sgt Otter: Her presence in the cast of Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, etc. was just outright baffling.
Isitoveryet: Victoria Jackson =/= Dennis Miller (babe)
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