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(Daily Mail)   Victoria Jackson running for local office in Tennessee on the cartwheel and shrill insanity platform   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 30
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2014-03-19 08:22:06 PM  
7 votes:
I hope the blowjob was worth it, Lorne.
2014-03-19 09:19:25 PM  
5 votes:
If she's serious about getting into politics, she needs to dump her US citizenship in protest, become a Canadian, and run against Toronto's Rob Ford. Why? Because one, it would be entertaining as hell, and two, Canada's got it coming for pushing Justin Bieber on America.
2014-03-19 08:13:25 PM  
5 votes:
I don't see what anyone is complaining about.  Victoria is the smartest, most knowledgeable, most open minded Conservative alive today.  I do not believe that any Conservative could move beyond her.  Particularly if she was in a narrow hallway.
2014-03-20 01:06:35 AM  
4 votes:

Mambo Bananapatch: Rhaab: Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]

Divided by 365, divded by 24, divided by 60...
...unless my calculations are off, she's saying Obama personally performs 1.9 abortions per minute! That's impressive!

Your calculations are a bit off. The poor man has to eat and crap occasionally.


Nonsense. He eats babies as he works, and they keep copies of the Constitution under his ass in case he needs to crap.
2014-03-19 07:47:05 PM  
4 votes:

Superjew: If she's smart, she'll hire Toonces as her campaign manager.  That cat is amazing!


I'd rather have him driving her campaign tour bus.
2014-03-20 12:52:30 AM  
3 votes:

Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]


Divided by 365, divded by 24, divided by 60...
...unless my calculations are off, she's saying Obama personally performs 1.9 abortions per minute! That's impressive!
2014-03-19 07:33:52 PM  
3 votes:
If she's smart, she'll hire Toonces as her campaign manager.  That cat is amazing!
2014-03-19 05:52:16 PM  
3 votes:
I believe Kuni can speak for ll of us here...

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2014-03-20 12:41:59 AM  
2 votes:
Mods, for the love of God, please delete my posts. I can't admit this sort of thing, even on Fark.
2014-03-20 12:26:31 AM  
2 votes:

Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]


Seriously, that biatch wants a pie in the face.

She is totally asking for that sort of response.
2014-03-19 08:27:00 PM  
2 votes:
You're all just terrified of a strong, Conservative nutbar.
2014-03-19 07:44:15 PM  
2 votes:
it's hard to believe I wanted to stick my giant german sausage in that once upon a time

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I still might but I'd have to scream out "the proletariat will not be vanquished, comrade!"
2014-03-19 06:34:27 PM  
2 votes:
Funny that as she got bigger she switched to a baritone ukulele.
2014-03-19 05:44:21 PM  
2 votes:
2014-03-20 10:16:55 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-03-20 08:34:16 AM  
1 votes:
Damn, does she dip the communion wafers in lard and deep fry them?
2014-03-20 04:48:59 AM  
1 votes:

Rhaab: Nonsense. He eats babies as he works, and they keep copies of the Constitution under his ass in case he needs to crap.


"Copies" of the Constitution? As if!
2014-03-20 12:56:07 AM  
1 votes:

Rhaab: Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]

Divided by 365, divded by 24, divided by 60...
...unless my calculations are off, she's saying Obama personally performs 1.9 abortions per minute! That's impressive!


Your calculations are a bit off. The poor man has to eat and crap occasionally.
2014-03-19 11:53:30 PM  
1 votes:
Ah yes, the woman who proudly proclaimed that she didn't vote until late in adulthood after her father told her to vote Republican because they're "closer to the Bible" and was thrilled that her vote in the 2000 election helped defeat Bill Clinton.  You read that right. She thinks George W. Bush beat Bill Clinton in the 2000 election.  Forget local office in Goatfark, TN. C'mon GOP, put her on the big stage! No teleprompter (0bama uses one hur hur derp!1), just her and a microphone. Doooo iiitttt!
2014-03-19 11:15:24 PM  
1 votes:

Pubby: The nut jobs in Williamson County deserve this.

Its the suburb of Nashville thats rich enough they don't actually drive into the city to work. Thats for their employes, who the God of Prosperity has obviously shunned for their wickedness, so that they may not own or manage a business like a true Christian and are compelled by his holy wrath into driving mid size economy sedans for an hour both ways.

They just sit on right over the county line praising Rich Jesus and occasionally throw themselves at 2nd Ave and Division St. to get good and "Christian" drunk on Fridays.


So... what are the odds she'll face a challenger who will claim she's just another Hollywood Liberal?
2014-03-19 09:54:53 PM  
1 votes:

Huggermugger: Al Franken 'turned white' when she confronted him?  What was he before?


Every see the early incarnation of Waylon Smithers? It's kinda like that.
2014-03-19 09:10:55 PM  
1 votes:
Tennessee has enough of its own crackpots, thank you.  We don't need to import more.
2014-03-19 08:46:58 PM  
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: Her presence in the cast of Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, etc. was just outright baffling.


Cocaine is a hell of a blowjob.
2014-03-19 08:46:16 PM  
1 votes:
I used to wonder if the dingbat thing was an act.  Glad that's settled.
2014-03-19 08:21:12 PM  
1 votes:
Al Franken 'turned white' when she confronted him?  What was he before?
2014-03-19 08:00:51 PM  
1 votes:
She makes Sarah Palin look smart.
2014-03-19 07:54:12 PM  
1 votes:

Isitoveryet: Victoria Jackson =/= Dennis Miller (babe)


Yeah, VJ at least has some big cans.  Dennis Miller aint got nuthin.
2014-03-19 07:49:17 PM  
1 votes:
Victoria Jackson =/= Dennis Miller (babe)
2014-03-19 07:46:08 PM  
1 votes:
So when your career goes to hell after SNL, the movies dry up or never happened, is it just a fact that you'll become a derper?
2014-03-19 07:41:45 PM  
1 votes:

Superjew: If she's smart, she'll hire Toonces as her campaign manager.  That cat is amazing!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA....good one, man!
 
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