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(Daily Mail)   Victoria Jackson running for local office in Tennessee on the cartwheel and shrill insanity platform   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2014-03-19 08:45:07 PM  
4 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I hope the blowjob was worth it, Lorne.


Even as a kid watching SNL, I honestly could not figure out how the hell she got on during the Second Golden Age.  She almost always played the straight woman in every skit and did almost nothing.  The only things she did that made me laugh were her Roseanne Barr impression, and the Handi-Off ad.

Her presence in the cast of Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, etc. was just outright baffling.
2014-03-19 08:00:51 PM  
3 votes:
She makes Sarah Palin look smart.
2014-03-19 07:49:58 PM  
3 votes:

This unhinged slinger of derp debated my brother-in-law (a liberal Muslim who is super-mellow) in a radio interview recently. He later told me he kind of knew she was a nutjob, but had no idea how far gone she truly is.

We had a laugh over her accusation that he's trying to destroy America, when in fact one of the things he does is work with law enforcement to help them identify signs of Muslim extremism.

2014-03-19 09:19:25 PM  
2 votes:
If she's serious about getting into politics, she needs to dump her US citizenship in protest, become a Canadian, and run against Toronto's Rob Ford. Why? Because one, it would be entertaining as hell, and two, Canada's got it coming for pushing Justin Bieber on America.
2014-03-19 05:44:21 PM  
2 votes:
2014-03-20 03:13:06 PM  
1 vote:

menschenfresser: Pubby: The nut jobs in Williamson County deserve this.

Its the suburb of Nashville thats rich enough they don't actually drive into the city to work. Thats for their employes, who the God of Prosperity has obviously shunned for their wickedness, so that they may not own or manage a business like a true Christian and are compelled by his holy wrath into driving mid size economy sedans for an hour both ways.

They just sit on right over the county line praising Rich Jesus and occasionally throw themselves at 2nd Ave and Division St. to get good and "Christian" drunk on Fridays.

I always want to give the Nashville area the benefit of the doubt, for whatever reason. When I visited there often some time back, it seemed much more progressive and "on the move" than most of the South. Why do morons like Ms Jackson have to be imported to up the crazy quotient in the area and undo the progress that has been made? Will these people not be happy until Nashville becomes Birmingham North?

I'm ashamed of having had a schoolboy crush on her when she was on SNL. ASHAMED.


whidbey feels the same way. I don't understand why. She was a beautiful woman back in the day.
2014-03-20 01:02:55 AM  
1 vote:
fark victoria jackson, get out of my state asshole
2014-03-20 12:26:31 AM  
1 vote:

Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]


Seriously, that biatch wants a pie in the face.

She is totally asking for that sort of response.
2014-03-20 12:06:10 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-03-19 10:50:51 PM  
1 vote:

Sgt Otter: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I hope the blowjob was worth it, Lorne.

Even as a kid watching SNL, I honestly could not figure out how the hell she got on during the Second Golden Age.  She almost always played the straight woman in every skit and did almost nothing.  The only things she did that made me laugh were her Roseanne Barr impression, and the Handi-Off ad.

Her presence in the cast of Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, etc. was just outright baffling.


Weeeeelll...yeah, mostly.

I can remember her doing a skit where she played a magoo-like character, doing ridiculous, over-the-top activities by blind and particularly stupid accident while never managing to notice.  That was funny, but I guess really it was another straight-woman act, and the comedian was her surroundings.  And that's literally the closest thing I can think of to her being the comedian.
2014-03-19 10:40:34 PM  
1 vote:

Fart_Machine: CynicalLA: Born again Christians are the worst kind.

It's kind of the chicken and egg argument. Do crazies become Born Again or does Christianity make them crazy?


I think people that are ashamed of their life are most likely to be Born Again.  And to prove it to themselves they become more fanatical than your standard Christian.  Just a theory.
2014-03-19 09:16:04 PM  
1 vote:

Close2TheEdge: Can we please stop paying attention to this irritating person now?


Go right ahead
2014-03-19 09:11:09 PM  
1 vote:
Can we please stop paying attention to this irritating person now?
2014-03-19 09:02:56 PM  
1 vote:
Born again Christians are the worst kind.
2014-03-19 08:52:11 PM  
1 vote:

Isitoveryet: Victoria Jackson =/= Dennis Miller (babe)


True.  Dennis Miller was funny before he went full-retard binging on conservatism.  Victoria Jackson has never been funny.
2014-03-19 08:27:00 PM  
1 vote:
You're all just terrified of a strong, Conservative nutbar.
2014-03-19 08:23:41 PM  
1 vote:
I hope her thing is ironic agitprop.  I suspect it's stupidity.
2014-03-19 08:18:33 PM  
1 vote:

Karac: the time she told Al Franken he's going to Hell

Well, now that doesn't sound very Christian.


She's Baptist, if memory serves, and that's kind of SOP for them.
2014-03-19 08:13:25 PM  
1 vote:
I don't see what anyone is complaining about.  Victoria is the smartest, most knowledgeable, most open minded Conservative alive today.  I do not believe that any Conservative could move beyond her.  Particularly if she was in a narrow hallway.
2014-03-19 07:58:02 PM  
1 vote:

Bawdy George: This unhinged slinger of derp debated my brother-in-law (a liberal Muslim who is super-mellow) in a radio interview recently. He later told me he kind of knew she was a nutjob, but had no idea how far gone she truly is.
We had a laugh over her accusation that he's trying to destroy America, when in fact one of the things he does is work with law enforcement to help them identify signs of Muslim extremism.


that audio is hard to listen to, she's just an absolute embarrassment to America.
2014-03-19 07:54:12 PM  
1 vote:

Isitoveryet: Victoria Jackson =/= Dennis Miller (babe)


Yeah, VJ at least has some big cans.  Dennis Miller aint got nuthin.
2014-03-19 07:53:14 PM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: the story so nice, fark green-lit it thrice!


Admins here are only hoping to pull in page views. There is nothing to the main page but trolling.
2014-03-19 07:49:17 PM  
1 vote:
Victoria Jackson =/= Dennis Miller (babe)
2014-03-19 07:47:05 PM  
1 vote:

Superjew: If she's smart, she'll hire Toonces as her campaign manager.  That cat is amazing!


I'd rather have him driving her campaign tour bus.
2014-03-19 07:46:33 PM  
1 vote:
She obviously needs a mental health screening. Why would anyone want someone this whacked in a position of power?
2014-03-19 07:46:08 PM  
1 vote:
So when your career goes to hell after SNL, the movies dry up or never happened, is it just a fact that you'll become a derper?
2014-03-19 07:45:17 PM  
1 vote:
the time she told Al Franken he's going to Hell

Well, now that doesn't sound very Christian.
2014-03-19 05:52:16 PM  
1 vote:
I believe Kuni can speak for ll of us here...

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