Mr. Coffee Nerves: I hope the blowjob was worth it, Lorne.
This unhinged slinger of derp debated my brother-in-law (a liberal Muslim who is super-mellow) in a radio interview recently. He later told me he kind of knew she was a nutjob, but had no idea how far gone she truly is.
We had a laugh over her accusation that he's trying to destroy America, when in fact one of the things he does is work with law enforcement to help them identify signs of Muslim extremism.
menschenfresser: Pubby: The nut jobs in Williamson County deserve this.Its the suburb of Nashville thats rich enough they don't actually drive into the city to work. Thats for their employes, who the God of Prosperity has obviously shunned for their wickedness, so that they may not own or manage a business like a true Christian and are compelled by his holy wrath into driving mid size economy sedans for an hour both ways.They just sit on right over the county line praising Rich Jesus and occasionally throw themselves at 2nd Ave and Division St. to get good and "Christian" drunk on Fridays.I always want to give the Nashville area the benefit of the doubt, for whatever reason. When I visited there often some time back, it seemed much more progressive and "on the move" than most of the South. Why do morons like Ms Jackson have to be imported to up the crazy quotient in the area and undo the progress that has been made? Will these people not be happy until Nashville becomes Birmingham North?I'm ashamed of having had a schoolboy crush on her when she was on SNL. ASHAMED.
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Sgt Otter: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I hope the blowjob was worth it, Lorne.Even as a kid watching SNL, I honestly could not figure out how the hell she got on during the Second Golden Age. She almost always played the straight woman in every skit and did almost nothing. The only things she did that made me laugh were her Roseanne Barr impression, and the Handi-Off ad.Her presence in the cast of Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, etc. was just outright baffling.
Fart_Machine: CynicalLA: Born again Christians are the worst kind.It's kind of the chicken and egg argument. Do crazies become Born Again or does Christianity make them crazy?
Close2TheEdge: Can we please stop paying attention to this irritating person now?
Isitoveryet: Victoria Jackson =/= Dennis Miller (babe)
Karac: the time she told Al Franken he's going to HellWell, now that doesn't sound very Christian.
Bawdy George: This unhinged slinger of derp debated my brother-in-law (a liberal Muslim who is super-mellow) in a radio interview recently. He later told me he kind of knew she was a nutjob, but had no idea how far gone she truly is.We had a laugh over her accusation that he's trying to destroy America, when in fact one of the things he does is work with law enforcement to help them identify signs of Muslim extremism.
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Superjew: If she's smart, she'll hire Toonces as her campaign manager. That cat is amazing!
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