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(Daily Mail)   Victoria Jackson running for local office in Tennessee on the cartwheel and shrill insanity platform   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 98
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2014-03-19 05:44:21 PM
 
2014-03-19 05:52:16 PM
I believe Kuni can speak for ll of us here...

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2014-03-19 05:55:13 PM
the story so nice, fark green-lit it thrice!
 
2014-03-19 06:34:27 PM
Funny that as she got bigger she switched to a baritone ukulele.
 
2014-03-19 07:27:08 PM
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2014-03-19 07:29:12 PM

FlashHarry: the story so nice, fark green-lit it thrice!


Low-hanging fruit, man.
 
2014-03-19 07:33:52 PM
If she's smart, she'll hire Toonces as her campaign manager.  That cat is amazing!
 
2014-03-19 07:41:45 PM

Superjew: If she's smart, she'll hire Toonces as her campaign manager.  That cat is amazing!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA....good one, man!
 
2014-03-19 07:41:53 PM

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That is a rough, bottle-hittin' 54.
 
2014-03-19 07:44:15 PM
it's hard to believe I wanted to stick my giant german sausage in that once upon a time

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I still might but I'd have to scream out "the proletariat will not be vanquished, comrade!"
 
2014-03-19 07:45:17 PM
the time she told Al Franken he's going to Hell

Well, now that doesn't sound very Christian.
 
2014-03-19 07:46:08 PM
So when your career goes to hell after SNL, the movies dry up or never happened, is it just a fact that you'll become a derper?
 
2014-03-19 07:46:33 PM
She obviously needs a mental health screening. Why would anyone want someone this whacked in a position of power?
 
2014-03-19 07:47:05 PM

Superjew: If she's smart, she'll hire Toonces as her campaign manager.  That cat is amazing!


I'd rather have him driving her campaign tour bus.
 
2014-03-19 07:49:17 PM
Victoria Jackson =/= Dennis Miller (babe)
 
2014-03-19 07:49:58 PM

This unhinged slinger of derp debated my brother-in-law (a liberal Muslim who is super-mellow) in a radio interview recently. He later told me he kind of knew she was a nutjob, but had no idea how far gone she truly is.

We had a laugh over her accusation that he's trying to destroy America, when in fact one of the things he does is work with law enforcement to help them identify signs of Muslim extremism.

 
2014-03-19 07:53:14 PM

FlashHarry: the story so nice, fark green-lit it thrice!


Admins here are only hoping to pull in page views. There is nothing to the main page but trolling.
 
2014-03-19 07:54:12 PM

Isitoveryet: Victoria Jackson =/= Dennis Miller (babe)


Yeah, VJ at least has some big cans.  Dennis Miller aint got nuthin.
 
2014-03-19 07:58:02 PM

Bawdy George: This unhinged slinger of derp debated my brother-in-law (a liberal Muslim who is super-mellow) in a radio interview recently. He later told me he kind of knew she was a nutjob, but had no idea how far gone she truly is.
We had a laugh over her accusation that he's trying to destroy America, when in fact one of the things he does is work with law enforcement to help them identify signs of Muslim extremism.


that audio is hard to listen to, she's just an absolute embarrassment to America.
 
2014-03-19 08:00:51 PM
She makes Sarah Palin look smart.
 
2014-03-19 08:03:02 PM
Please please please let her win. Comedy gold Jerry!
 
2014-03-19 08:05:29 PM
Well, if they want someone who will bring unnecessary, off-topic drama to the job, by all means, vote for Victoria Jackson.
If they want some who will actually DO the farking job, vote for someone else.
 
2014-03-19 08:07:02 PM
She had an orgasm.
 
2014-03-19 08:10:57 PM
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2014-03-19 08:11:35 PM
The nut jobs in Williamson County deserve this.

Its the suburb of Nashville thats rich enough they don't actually drive into the city to work. Thats for their employes, who the God of Prosperity has obviously shunned for their wickedness, so that they may not own or manage a business like a true Christian and are compelled by his holy wrath into driving mid size economy sedans for an hour both ways.

They just sit on right over the county line praising Rich Jesus and occasionally throw themselves at 2nd Ave and Division St. to get good and "Christian" drunk on Fridays.
 
2014-03-19 08:12:10 PM
I don't stray into the politics tab very often, but I will say this...

I wouldn't have turned down a Jan Hooks-Victoria Jackson threeway back in the day.
 
2014-03-19 08:13:25 PM
I don't see what anyone is complaining about.  Victoria is the smartest, most knowledgeable, most open minded Conservative alive today.  I do not believe that any Conservative could move beyond her.  Particularly if she was in a narrow hallway.
 
2014-03-19 08:18:33 PM

Karac: the time she told Al Franken he's going to Hell

Well, now that doesn't sound very Christian.


She's Baptist, if memory serves, and that's kind of SOP for them.
 
2014-03-19 08:19:38 PM

Isitoveryet: Bawdy George: This unhinged slinger of derp debated my brother-in-law (a liberal Muslim who is super-mellow) in a radio interview recently. He later told me he kind of knew she was a nutjob, but had no idea how far gone she truly is.
We had a laugh over her accusation that he's trying to destroy America, when in fact one of the things he does is work with law enforcement to help them identify signs of Muslim extremism.

that audio is hard to listen to, she's just an absolute embarrassment to America.


Yep. It's even harder knowing how kind he and his whole family are.
 
2014-03-19 08:21:12 PM
Al Franken 'turned white' when she confronted him?  What was he before?
 
2014-03-19 08:21:38 PM
Just harvest her organs and do something useful with her.
 
2014-03-19 08:22:06 PM
I hope the blowjob was worth it, Lorne.
 
2014-03-19 08:23:41 PM
I hope her thing is ironic agitprop.  I suspect it's stupidity.
 
2014-03-19 08:25:07 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Just harvest her organs and do something useful with her.


Well... if I were on a waiting list for an organ, and I knew hers was available, I might just pass.
 
2014-03-19 08:27:00 PM
You're all just terrified of a strong, Conservative nutbar.
 
2014-03-19 08:32:23 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I hope the blowjob was worth it, Lorne.


I honestly think it is/was chemical.

I remember her acting on SNL (wasn't terrible, she kept it together enough to deliver the lines even if she wasn't writing them) and her stand-up during the middling late 90s years.  There was a transition, presumably when she started writing her own material, but she still managed to be comedic and make only the barest hints of her religious and authoritarian leanings.  They were only noticeable at all because she made jokes about her marriage (to a cop) and jokes about her religion (Baptist) and someone who knows the bible belt (like myself) can follow the signs from there.

Now?  Brain dead and crazy.  Maybe it's some sort of super-troll for the money, but that makes her 7 shades more evil than I thought.  Maybe she had writers all during her limited stand-up career as well.  But a stroke, a breakdown, or drug damage followed be a "renewed purpose in Jesus" would do what's happened to her.

Not sure what Occam's razor is in this situation.
 
2014-03-19 08:40:58 PM
Politics is the perfect place for her particular brand of Conservative Humor, tm.
 
2014-03-19 08:45:07 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I hope the blowjob was worth it, Lorne.


Even as a kid watching SNL, I honestly could not figure out how the hell she got on during the Second Golden Age.  She almost always played the straight woman in every skit and did almost nothing.  The only things she did that made me laugh were her Roseanne Barr impression, and the Handi-Off ad.

Her presence in the cast of Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, etc. was just outright baffling.
 
2014-03-19 08:46:16 PM
I used to wonder if the dingbat thing was an act.  Glad that's settled.
 
2014-03-19 08:46:58 PM

Sgt Otter: Her presence in the cast of Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, etc. was just outright baffling.


Cocaine is a hell of a blowjob.
 
2014-03-19 08:52:11 PM

Isitoveryet: Victoria Jackson =/= Dennis Miller (babe)


True.  Dennis Miller was funny before he went full-retard binging on conservatism.  Victoria Jackson has never been funny.
 
2014-03-19 08:53:26 PM

Sgt Otter: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I hope the blowjob was worth it, Lorne.

Even as a kid watching SNL, I honestly could not figure out how the hell she got on during the Second Golden Age.  She almost always played the straight woman in every skit and did almost nothing.  The only things she did that made me laugh were her Roseanne Barr impression, and the Handi-Off ad.

Her presence in the cast of Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, etc. was just outright baffling.


This. I don't think she was ever funny.
 
2014-03-19 09:02:56 PM
Born again Christians are the worst kind.
 
2014-03-19 09:10:29 PM

Evil High Priest: Politics is the perfect place for her particular brand of Conservative Humor, tm.


I liked her in UHF, but not much since then.
 
2014-03-19 09:10:55 PM
Tennessee has enough of its own crackpots, thank you.  We don't need to import more.
 
2014-03-19 09:11:09 PM
Can we please stop paying attention to this irritating person now?
 
2014-03-19 09:16:04 PM

Close2TheEdge: Can we please stop paying attention to this irritating person now?


Go right ahead
 
2014-03-19 09:17:42 PM

Omahawg: it's hard to believe I wanted to stick my giant german sausage in that once upon a time



I still might but I'd have to scream out "the proletariat will not be vanquished, comrade!"


I always thought her ditz SNL schtick was, well, schtick. Weird to know that was for reals.
 
2014-03-19 09:19:25 PM
If she's serious about getting into politics, she needs to dump her US citizenship in protest, become a Canadian, and run against Toronto's Rob Ford. Why? Because one, it would be entertaining as hell, and two, Canada's got it coming for pushing Justin Bieber on America.
 
2014-03-19 09:21:02 PM

CynicalLA: Born again Christians are the worst kind.


It's kind of the chicken and egg argument. Do crazies become Born Again or does Christianity make them crazy?
 
2014-03-19 09:21:22 PM
She's a schizophrenic medicating with white zinfandel and chardonnay. For reals.
 
2014-03-19 09:23:31 PM

fusillade762: Sgt Otter: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I hope the blowjob was worth it, Lorne.

Even as a kid watching SNL, I honestly could not figure out how the hell she got on during the Second Golden Age.  She almost always played the straight woman in every skit and did almost nothing.  The only things she did that made me laugh were her Roseanne Barr impression, and the Handi-Off ad.

Her presence in the cast of Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, etc. was just outright baffling.

This. I don't think she was ever funny.


The love toilet was funny, but all she did was sit with her panties down and gaze lovingly into Kevin Nealon's eyes.
 
2014-03-19 09:26:36 PM

Huggermugger: Al Franken 'turned white' when she confronted him?  What was he before?


Semi white
 
2014-03-19 09:54:53 PM

Huggermugger: Al Franken 'turned white' when she confronted him?  What was he before?


Every see the early incarnation of Waylon Smithers? It's kinda like that.
 
2014-03-19 10:10:17 PM
Remember when she was funny and likable?  Yeah, neither do I.
 
2014-03-19 10:40:34 PM

Fart_Machine: CynicalLA: Born again Christians are the worst kind.

It's kind of the chicken and egg argument. Do crazies become Born Again or does Christianity make them crazy?


I think people that are ashamed of their life are most likely to be Born Again.  And to prove it to themselves they become more fanatical than your standard Christian.  Just a theory.
 
2014-03-19 10:50:51 PM

Sgt Otter: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I hope the blowjob was worth it, Lorne.

Even as a kid watching SNL, I honestly could not figure out how the hell she got on during the Second Golden Age.  She almost always played the straight woman in every skit and did almost nothing.  The only things she did that made me laugh were her Roseanne Barr impression, and the Handi-Off ad.

Her presence in the cast of Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, etc. was just outright baffling.


Weeeeelll...yeah, mostly.

I can remember her doing a skit where she played a magoo-like character, doing ridiculous, over-the-top activities by blind and particularly stupid accident while never managing to notice.  That was funny, but I guess really it was another straight-woman act, and the comedian was her surroundings.  And that's literally the closest thing I can think of to her being the comedian.
 
2014-03-19 10:52:34 PM
"Now Andy did you hear about this one?"
~~REM Man on the Moon
 
2014-03-19 11:15:24 PM

Pubby: The nut jobs in Williamson County deserve this.

Its the suburb of Nashville thats rich enough they don't actually drive into the city to work. Thats for their employes, who the God of Prosperity has obviously shunned for their wickedness, so that they may not own or manage a business like a true Christian and are compelled by his holy wrath into driving mid size economy sedans for an hour both ways.

They just sit on right over the county line praising Rich Jesus and occasionally throw themselves at 2nd Ave and Division St. to get good and "Christian" drunk on Fridays.


So... what are the odds she'll face a challenger who will claim she's just another Hollywood Liberal?
 
2014-03-19 11:26:00 PM
FTA:

"'Civilization Jihad Hits Home (my back yard, literally),' the 54-year-old former actress wrote on her website after a Muslim man named Daoud Abudiab moved into her neighborhood."

Wow... that's a grade "A" asshole move right there.  I hope one of her children gets married to a Muslim and they make out constantly at family events.
 
2014-03-19 11:38:39 PM

Bawdy George: thismomentinblackhistory: Just harvest her organs and do something useful with her.

Well... if I were on a waiting list for an organ, and I knew hers was available, I might just pass.


Good call! Last time a blonde, female comedian donated an organ, it ended pretty badly...

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2014-03-19 11:53:30 PM
Ah yes, the woman who proudly proclaimed that she didn't vote until late in adulthood after her father told her to vote Republican because they're "closer to the Bible" and was thrilled that her vote in the 2000 election helped defeat Bill Clinton.  You read that right. She thinks George W. Bush beat Bill Clinton in the 2000 election.  Forget local office in Goatfark, TN. C'mon GOP, put her on the big stage! No teleprompter (0bama uses one hur hur derp!1), just her and a microphone. Doooo iiitttt!
 
2014-03-20 12:06:10 AM
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2014-03-20 12:26:31 AM

Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]


Seriously, that biatch wants a pie in the face.

She is totally asking for that sort of response.
 
2014-03-20 12:28:56 AM

whidbey: Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]

Seriously, that biatch wants a pie in the face.

She is totally asking for that sort of response.


Roger that. There was a time when I would have given 10 years of my life for a weekend with her. Seems like a long time ago now.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-03-20 12:30:05 AM
BTW, I have no idea if these Facebook posts are authentic or not...but based on what I've heard from her own mouth, I think they might as well be.
 
2014-03-20 12:30:51 AM

Mambo Bananapatch: whidbey: Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]

Seriously, that biatch wants a pie in the face.

She is totally asking for that sort of response.

Roger that. There was a time when I would have given 10 years of my life for a weekend with her. Seems like a long time ago now.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]


I have to admit in my drunken state that she gave me a total chubb on SNL. I guess that makes me sexist or something.
 
2014-03-20 12:32:23 AM

whidbey: Mambo Bananapatch: whidbey: Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]

Seriously, that biatch wants a pie in the face.

She is totally asking for that sort of response.

Roger that. There was a time when I would have given 10 years of my life for a weekend with her. Seems like a long time ago now.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

I have to admit in my drunken state that she gave me a total chubb on SNL. I guess that makes me sexist or something.


You were just a chubb groupie.
 
2014-03-20 12:36:11 AM

Lochsteppe: whidbey: Mambo Bananapatch: whidbey: Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]

Seriously, that biatch wants a pie in the face.

She is totally asking for that sort of response.

Roger that. There was a time when I would have given 10 years of my life for a weekend with her. Seems like a long time ago now.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

I have to admit in my drunken state that she gave me a total chubb on SNL. I guess that makes me sexist or something.

You were just a chubb groupie.


I'm telling you man. She was totally hot during the SNL Lenin skit. Dem tight jeans.

1992. Nirvana was on the show. God I would farking wreck that version of VJ. Alas Babylon.
 
2014-03-20 12:41:59 AM
Mods, for the love of God, please delete my posts. I can't admit this sort of thing, even on Fark.
 
2014-03-20 12:44:52 AM

whidbey: Mods, for the love of God, please delete my posts. I can't admit this sort of thing, even on Fark.


Why? She absolutely was a fox. Anybody who saw her in those days would probably agree, or at least not think you were weird for wanting to throw it into her pudding.
 
2014-03-20 12:49:41 AM

Mambo Bananapatch: whidbey: Mods, for the love of God, please delete my posts. I can't admit this sort of thing, even on Fark.

Why? She absolutely was a fox. Anybody who saw her in those days would probably agree, or at least not think you were weird for wanting to throw it into her pudding.


I know, and all I want to do right now is behead her.
 
2014-03-20 12:52:30 AM

Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]


Divided by 365, divded by 24, divided by 60...
...unless my calculations are off, she's saying Obama personally performs 1.9 abortions per minute! That's impressive!
 
2014-03-20 12:56:07 AM

Rhaab: Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]

Divided by 365, divded by 24, divided by 60...
...unless my calculations are off, she's saying Obama personally performs 1.9 abortions per minute! That's impressive!


Your calculations are a bit off. The poor man has to eat and crap occasionally.
 
2014-03-20 01:02:55 AM
fark victoria jackson, get out of my state asshole
 
2014-03-20 01:06:35 AM

Mambo Bananapatch: Rhaab: Mambo Bananapatch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]

Divided by 365, divded by 24, divided by 60...
...unless my calculations are off, she's saying Obama personally performs 1.9 abortions per minute! That's impressive!

Your calculations are a bit off. The poor man has to eat and crap occasionally.


Nonsense. He eats babies as he works, and they keep copies of the Constitution under his ass in case he needs to crap.
 
2014-03-20 01:06:39 AM

Pubby: The nut jobs in Williamson County deserve this.

Its the suburb of Nashville thats rich enough they don't actually drive into the city to work. Thats for their employes, who the God of Prosperity has obviously shunned for their wickedness, so that they may not own or manage a business like a true Christian and are compelled by his holy wrath into driving mid size economy sedans for an hour both ways.

They just sit on right over the county line praising Rich Jesus and occasionally throw themselves at 2nd Ave and Division St. to get good and "Christian" drunk on Fridays.


williamson county is pretty bad... there's no reason to live there unless you're either desperate or old, there's some interesting landmarks here or there but otherwise it's a totally forgettable chunk of dirt - also comes with some of the worst road planning in the world
 
2014-03-20 02:01:19 AM

whidbey: She obviously needs a mental health screening. Why would anyone want someone this whacked in a position of power?


After "Crazy-Eyes" Bachmann, it's just a question of degree.
 
2014-03-20 04:48:59 AM

Rhaab: Nonsense. He eats babies as he works, and they keep copies of the Constitution under his ass in case he needs to crap.


"Copies" of the Constitution? As if!
 
2014-03-20 05:16:38 AM
I live in Tennessee, why am I not surprised?
 
2014-03-20 05:22:52 AM
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2014-03-20 05:25:50 AM

AdamK: Pubby: The nut jobs in Williamson County deserve this.

Its the suburb of Nashville thats rich enough they don't actually drive into the city to work. Thats for their employes, who the God of Prosperity has obviously shunned for their wickedness, so that they may not own or manage a business like a true Christian and are compelled by his holy wrath into driving mid size economy sedans for an hour both ways.

They just sit on right over the county line praising Rich Jesus and occasionally throw themselves at 2nd Ave and Division St. to get good and "Christian" drunk on Fridays.

williamson county is pretty bad... there's no reason to live there unless you're either desperate or old, there's some interesting landmarks here or there but otherwise it's a totally forgettable chunk of dirt - also comes with some of the worst road planning in the world


Or go buy some shoes in Franklin.

/cues up Zappa's Can't Afford No shoes
 
2014-03-20 06:09:41 AM
FTA: "Though she's only brought her ditzy blonde brand of high-pitched moral outrage"...

Holy Crap! The Mail actually summed her up perfectly! She's too crazy for The Daily Fail! What are the chances of that?
 
2014-03-20 07:36:32 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: She had an orgasm.


I'm a little embarrassed to like that movie as much as I do.

Maybe it's watching Andrew Dice Clay as an actual actor. It was novel.

http://www.amazon.com/Victoria-Jackson-Levine-Original-Casual/dp/B004 C 8OBS8
 
2014-03-20 07:57:35 AM

schubie: She's a schizophrenic medicating with white zinfandel and chardonnay. For reals.


= Republican female
 
2014-03-20 08:34:16 AM
Damn, does she dip the communion wafers in lard and deep fry them?
 
2014-03-20 08:36:03 AM

RottenEggs: Huggermugger: Al Franken 'turned white' when she confronted him?  What was he before?

Semi white


Jewish.  To rednecks and retards it's not the same thing.
 
2014-03-20 08:39:48 AM
John Belushi's cock.
Not even once.
 
2014-03-20 09:36:38 AM

whidbey: Mods, for the love of God, please delete my posts. I can't admit this sort of thing, even on Fark.


It seemed a bit odd . I was under the impression that you had the ghey .
 
2014-03-20 09:49:17 AM

bborchar: Tennessee has enough of its own crackpots, thank you.  We don't need to import more.


Right?!? I live in Williamson County. What could be considered comedy to the rest of the country is tragedy for us. I miss the comparative open-mindedness of Rutherford County. :/
 
2014-03-20 10:06:47 AM

Pubby: The nut jobs in Williamson County deserve this.

Its the suburb of Nashville thats rich enough they don't actually drive into the city to work. Thats for their employes, who the God of Prosperity has obviously shunned for their wickedness, so that they may not own or manage a business like a true Christian and are compelled by his holy wrath into driving mid size economy sedans for an hour both ways.

They just sit on right over the county line praising Rich Jesus and occasionally throw themselves at 2nd Ave and Division St. to get good and "Christian" drunk on Fridays.


I always want to give the Nashville area the benefit of the doubt, for whatever reason. When I visited there often some time back, it seemed much more progressive and "on the move" than most of the South. Why do morons like Ms Jackson have to be imported to up the crazy quotient in the area and undo the progress that has been made? Will these people not be happy until Nashville becomes Birmingham North?

I'm ashamed of having had a schoolboy crush on her when she was on SNL. ASHAMED.
 
2014-03-20 10:16:55 AM
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2014-03-20 02:25:09 PM

Omahawg: I still might but I'd have to scream out "the proletariat will not be vanquished, comrade!"


Get her to seize the means of production?
 
2014-03-20 02:45:59 PM

RottenEggs: whidbey: Mods, for the love of God, please delete my posts. I can't admit this sort of thing, even on Fark.

It seemed a bit odd . I was under the impression that you had the ghey .


Homophobe, much?
 
2014-03-20 03:13:06 PM

menschenfresser: Pubby: The nut jobs in Williamson County deserve this.

Its the suburb of Nashville thats rich enough they don't actually drive into the city to work. Thats for their employes, who the God of Prosperity has obviously shunned for their wickedness, so that they may not own or manage a business like a true Christian and are compelled by his holy wrath into driving mid size economy sedans for an hour both ways.

They just sit on right over the county line praising Rich Jesus and occasionally throw themselves at 2nd Ave and Division St. to get good and "Christian" drunk on Fridays.

I always want to give the Nashville area the benefit of the doubt, for whatever reason. When I visited there often some time back, it seemed much more progressive and "on the move" than most of the South. Why do morons like Ms Jackson have to be imported to up the crazy quotient in the area and undo the progress that has been made? Will these people not be happy until Nashville becomes Birmingham North?

I'm ashamed of having had a schoolboy crush on her when she was on SNL. ASHAMED.


whidbey feels the same way. I don't understand why. She was a beautiful woman back in the day.
 
2014-03-20 10:17:09 PM
What's with this baby voice of hers?? What goes on with that?

I TRIED to listen to her on some video and she sounds like a whiny five year old.

Did she used to sound like that??
 
2014-03-21 01:55:03 AM

Kittypie070: What's with this baby voice of hers?? What goes on with that?

I TRIED to listen to her on some video and she sounds like a whiny five year old.

Did she used to sound like that??


Always, though I haven't tried to listen to her currently, to compare.
 
2014-03-21 02:15:45 AM

schubie: She's a schizophrenic medicating with white zinfandel and chardonnay. For reals.



She is a crazy, dumb biatch. She was crazy and dumb in her SNL days and she still is.
 
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