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(Daily Mail)   Victoria Jackson running for local office in Tennessee on the cartwheel and shrill insanity platform   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 98
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2014-03-19 05:44:21 PM
 
2014-03-19 05:52:16 PM
I believe Kuni can speak for ll of us here...

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2014-03-19 05:55:13 PM
the story so nice, fark green-lit it thrice!
 
2014-03-19 06:34:27 PM
Funny that as she got bigger she switched to a baritone ukulele.
 
2014-03-19 07:27:08 PM
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2014-03-19 07:29:12 PM

FlashHarry: the story so nice, fark green-lit it thrice!


Low-hanging fruit, man.
 
2014-03-19 07:33:52 PM
If she's smart, she'll hire Toonces as her campaign manager.  That cat is amazing!
 
2014-03-19 07:41:45 PM

Superjew: If she's smart, she'll hire Toonces as her campaign manager.  That cat is amazing!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA....good one, man!
 
2014-03-19 07:41:53 PM

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That is a rough, bottle-hittin' 54.
 
2014-03-19 07:44:15 PM
it's hard to believe I wanted to stick my giant german sausage in that once upon a time

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I still might but I'd have to scream out "the proletariat will not be vanquished, comrade!"
 
2014-03-19 07:45:17 PM
the time she told Al Franken he's going to Hell

Well, now that doesn't sound very Christian.
 
2014-03-19 07:46:08 PM
So when your career goes to hell after SNL, the movies dry up or never happened, is it just a fact that you'll become a derper?
 
2014-03-19 07:46:33 PM
She obviously needs a mental health screening. Why would anyone want someone this whacked in a position of power?
 
2014-03-19 07:47:05 PM

Superjew: If she's smart, she'll hire Toonces as her campaign manager.  That cat is amazing!


I'd rather have him driving her campaign tour bus.
 
2014-03-19 07:49:17 PM
Victoria Jackson =/= Dennis Miller (babe)
 
2014-03-19 07:49:58 PM

This unhinged slinger of derp debated my brother-in-law (a liberal Muslim who is super-mellow) in a radio interview recently. He later told me he kind of knew she was a nutjob, but had no idea how far gone she truly is.

We had a laugh over her accusation that he's trying to destroy America, when in fact one of the things he does is work with law enforcement to help them identify signs of Muslim extremism.

 
2014-03-19 07:53:14 PM

FlashHarry: the story so nice, fark green-lit it thrice!


Admins here are only hoping to pull in page views. There is nothing to the main page but trolling.
 
2014-03-19 07:54:12 PM

Isitoveryet: Victoria Jackson =/= Dennis Miller (babe)


Yeah, VJ at least has some big cans.  Dennis Miller aint got nuthin.
 
2014-03-19 07:58:02 PM

Bawdy George: This unhinged slinger of derp debated my brother-in-law (a liberal Muslim who is super-mellow) in a radio interview recently. He later told me he kind of knew she was a nutjob, but had no idea how far gone she truly is.
We had a laugh over her accusation that he's trying to destroy America, when in fact one of the things he does is work with law enforcement to help them identify signs of Muslim extremism.


that audio is hard to listen to, she's just an absolute embarrassment to America.
 
2014-03-19 08:00:51 PM
She makes Sarah Palin look smart.
 
2014-03-19 08:03:02 PM
Please please please let her win. Comedy gold Jerry!
 
2014-03-19 08:05:29 PM
Well, if they want someone who will bring unnecessary, off-topic drama to the job, by all means, vote for Victoria Jackson.
If they want some who will actually DO the farking job, vote for someone else.
 
2014-03-19 08:07:02 PM
She had an orgasm.
 
2014-03-19 08:10:57 PM
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2014-03-19 08:11:35 PM
The nut jobs in Williamson County deserve this.

Its the suburb of Nashville thats rich enough they don't actually drive into the city to work. Thats for their employes, who the God of Prosperity has obviously shunned for their wickedness, so that they may not own or manage a business like a true Christian and are compelled by his holy wrath into driving mid size economy sedans for an hour both ways.

They just sit on right over the county line praising Rich Jesus and occasionally throw themselves at 2nd Ave and Division St. to get good and "Christian" drunk on Fridays.
 
2014-03-19 08:12:10 PM
I don't stray into the politics tab very often, but I will say this...

I wouldn't have turned down a Jan Hooks-Victoria Jackson threeway back in the day.
 
2014-03-19 08:13:25 PM
I don't see what anyone is complaining about.  Victoria is the smartest, most knowledgeable, most open minded Conservative alive today.  I do not believe that any Conservative could move beyond her.  Particularly if she was in a narrow hallway.
 
2014-03-19 08:18:33 PM

Karac: the time she told Al Franken he's going to Hell

Well, now that doesn't sound very Christian.


She's Baptist, if memory serves, and that's kind of SOP for them.
 
2014-03-19 08:19:38 PM

Isitoveryet: Bawdy George: This unhinged slinger of derp debated my brother-in-law (a liberal Muslim who is super-mellow) in a radio interview recently. He later told me he kind of knew she was a nutjob, but had no idea how far gone she truly is.
We had a laugh over her accusation that he's trying to destroy America, when in fact one of the things he does is work with law enforcement to help them identify signs of Muslim extremism.

that audio is hard to listen to, she's just an absolute embarrassment to America.


Yep. It's even harder knowing how kind he and his whole family are.
 
2014-03-19 08:21:12 PM
Al Franken 'turned white' when she confronted him?  What was he before?
 
2014-03-19 08:21:38 PM
Just harvest her organs and do something useful with her.
 
2014-03-19 08:22:06 PM
I hope the blowjob was worth it, Lorne.
 
2014-03-19 08:23:41 PM
I hope her thing is ironic agitprop.  I suspect it's stupidity.
 
2014-03-19 08:25:07 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Just harvest her organs and do something useful with her.


Well... if I were on a waiting list for an organ, and I knew hers was available, I might just pass.
 
2014-03-19 08:27:00 PM
You're all just terrified of a strong, Conservative nutbar.
 
2014-03-19 08:32:23 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I hope the blowjob was worth it, Lorne.


I honestly think it is/was chemical.

I remember her acting on SNL (wasn't terrible, she kept it together enough to deliver the lines even if she wasn't writing them) and her stand-up during the middling late 90s years.  There was a transition, presumably when she started writing her own material, but she still managed to be comedic and make only the barest hints of her religious and authoritarian leanings.  They were only noticeable at all because she made jokes about her marriage (to a cop) and jokes about her religion (Baptist) and someone who knows the bible belt (like myself) can follow the signs from there.

Now?  Brain dead and crazy.  Maybe it's some sort of super-troll for the money, but that makes her 7 shades more evil than I thought.  Maybe she had writers all during her limited stand-up career as well.  But a stroke, a breakdown, or drug damage followed be a "renewed purpose in Jesus" would do what's happened to her.

Not sure what Occam's razor is in this situation.
 
2014-03-19 08:40:58 PM
Politics is the perfect place for her particular brand of Conservative Humor, tm.
 
2014-03-19 08:45:07 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I hope the blowjob was worth it, Lorne.


Even as a kid watching SNL, I honestly could not figure out how the hell she got on during the Second Golden Age.  She almost always played the straight woman in every skit and did almost nothing.  The only things she did that made me laugh were her Roseanne Barr impression, and the Handi-Off ad.

Her presence in the cast of Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, etc. was just outright baffling.
 
2014-03-19 08:46:16 PM
I used to wonder if the dingbat thing was an act.  Glad that's settled.
 
2014-03-19 08:46:58 PM

Sgt Otter: Her presence in the cast of Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, etc. was just outright baffling.


Cocaine is a hell of a blowjob.
 
2014-03-19 08:52:11 PM

Isitoveryet: Victoria Jackson =/= Dennis Miller (babe)


True.  Dennis Miller was funny before he went full-retard binging on conservatism.  Victoria Jackson has never been funny.
 
2014-03-19 08:53:26 PM

Sgt Otter: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I hope the blowjob was worth it, Lorne.

Even as a kid watching SNL, I honestly could not figure out how the hell she got on during the Second Golden Age.  She almost always played the straight woman in every skit and did almost nothing.  The only things she did that made me laugh were her Roseanne Barr impression, and the Handi-Off ad.

Her presence in the cast of Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, etc. was just outright baffling.


This. I don't think she was ever funny.
 
2014-03-19 09:02:56 PM
Born again Christians are the worst kind.
 
2014-03-19 09:10:29 PM

Evil High Priest: Politics is the perfect place for her particular brand of Conservative Humor, tm.


I liked her in UHF, but not much since then.
 
2014-03-19 09:10:55 PM
Tennessee has enough of its own crackpots, thank you.  We don't need to import more.
 
2014-03-19 09:11:09 PM
Can we please stop paying attention to this irritating person now?
 
2014-03-19 09:16:04 PM

Close2TheEdge: Can we please stop paying attention to this irritating person now?


Go right ahead
 
2014-03-19 09:17:42 PM

Omahawg: it's hard to believe I wanted to stick my giant german sausage in that once upon a time



I still might but I'd have to scream out "the proletariat will not be vanquished, comrade!"


I always thought her ditz SNL schtick was, well, schtick. Weird to know that was for reals.
 
2014-03-19 09:19:25 PM
If she's serious about getting into politics, she needs to dump her US citizenship in protest, become a Canadian, and run against Toronto's Rob Ford. Why? Because one, it would be entertaining as hell, and two, Canada's got it coming for pushing Justin Bieber on America.
 
2014-03-19 09:21:02 PM

CynicalLA: Born again Christians are the worst kind.


It's kind of the chicken and egg argument. Do crazies become Born Again or does Christianity make them crazy?
 
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