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(Daily Dot)   Here's a friendly reminder to call your grandma, tell her you love her, and take the time to teach her what "cockblocking" means   (dailydot.com ) divider line
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2624 clicks; posted to Video » on 19 Mar 2014 at 5:59 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-19 06:09:33 PM  
You don't turn stupid when you get old.  Your grandparents have had sex before.  I highly doubt you're going to shock them with this sort of thing.
 
2014-03-19 06:52:03 PM  
Both of my grandmothers were so far up Jesus's rectum, I think even hearing someone say "cockblocking" would have sent them into fits.
 
2014-03-19 07:45:21 PM  
Having to explain 'Teabagging' is bad enough, now THIS?
 
2014-03-19 11:11:32 PM  

lostcat: Both of my grandmothers were so far up Jesus's rectum, I think even hearing someone say "cockblocking" would have sent them into fits.


Now imagine your whole family is that way and you fart at the table at Christmas dinner.
 
2014-03-19 11:43:47 PM  

lostcat: Both of my grandmothers were so far up Jesus's rectum, I think even hearing someone say "cockblocking" would have sent them into fits.


I hear ya. My mother went full prude at some point. My dad insists she used to be capable of fun and even drank.

Now if she sees an adult in a bikini she thinks the world's end is nigh.

She also has a weird habit of pretending my generation is the first one that ever had sex for pleasure. It is farking weird.
 
2014-03-20 12:10:59 AM  
Back with another one of those cockblockin BEATS
 
2014-03-20 03:41:49 AM  
Ethan is correct.

Don't cockblock your friends, it is wrong.   Get along with your life.  There are only so many men and women in the world, so please do not cockblock your friends.
 
2014-03-20 01:11:50 PM  
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2014-03-20 04:59:38 PM  
I've lost track of the number of times I've seen a friend at a bar, walked up to him, noticed he was talking to someone I'd never seen before, and just kept on walking past without even saying hello.

This is not diss by either friend, it is respect.

I let the friend wave me in if he wants to see me.

If no signal to land is given, it's my duty as a wingman to just fly by.

/fish on!
 
2014-03-20 05:40:26 PM  
When did "millennial" go from being a descriptor for a particular generation to a title or pronoun?  "Millennial gives grand parents..."  Uh, guy? Teen? Adult? It has to be Millennial?
 
2014-03-20 09:04:39 PM  
Glorious.  Fricken glorious.  Hahahaha!
 
2014-03-20 09:29:58 PM  
RobotSpider

Uh, guy? Teen? Adult? It has to be Millennial?

Calling it the Guy Falcon, Teen Falcon or Adult Falcon just wouldn't have been the same.
 
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