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(Fox News)   OMG, Climate change is affecting the Sun   (foxnews.com) divider line 58
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2014-03-19 03:01:04 PM
That's it.  I'm stocking up on bullets, toilet paper, and booze.  And suntan lotion.
 
2014-03-19 03:10:19 PM
This article has nothing to do with climate change.
 
2014-03-19 03:35:45 PM
See, this is why I turned my house into a gigantic Faraday cage.
 
2014-03-19 03:37:05 PM
THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!
 
2014-03-19 03:39:02 PM
This is why you don't want to piss off stars

/unless of course you can get a lot for the pictures
 
2014-03-19 03:51:06 PM
I blame Big Bird. He obviously took a dump on the Sun almost two months earlier.
i.huffpost.com
 
2014-03-19 04:23:17 PM
Wait...this has to do with science and Fock Snooze is reporting it as fact.

Strange times, they are upon us.
 
2014-03-19 04:24:25 PM
The 1859 CME had people as far South as Hawaii seeing the Aurora Borealis.
They were visible in Florida during the one in 1989.
 
2014-03-19 04:27:14 PM

Herb Utsmelz: Wait...this has to do with science and Fock Snooze is reporting it as fact.


Only because they are hoping/preying for a 1859-style CME event. Ya know...end times and all that.
 
2014-03-19 04:29:12 PM

Herb Utsmelz: Wait...this has to do with science and Fock Snooze is reporting it as fact.


Since the sun could have blasted us to a cinder there is no reason to worry about the minor effects of global warming. Also there is nothing we can do about the sun or GW. Just relax and anticipate the end times.
 
2014-03-19 04:30:38 PM

give me doughnuts: The 1859 CME had people as far South as Hawaii seeing the Aurora Borealis.
They were visible in Florida during the one in 1989.


Some people in Florida are much, much older than that.
 
2014-03-19 04:33:54 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-19 04:35:47 PM

James!: This article has nothing to do with climate change.


Sure it does.  Just not the Earth's climate.
 
2014-03-19 04:37:35 PM
The Daily Mirror remains unaffected.
 
2014-03-19 04:37:39 PM
I would not be surprised, as you all know global warming is attracting asteroids.
 
2014-03-19 04:39:31 PM
Must be a slow news day that they are writing about an even a year and a half old.
 
2014-03-19 04:40:16 PM
even=event
 
2014-03-19 04:46:20 PM
Herb Utsmelz [TotalFark]
2014-03-19 04:23:17 PM


Wait...this has to do with science and Fock Snooze is reporting it as fact.

Strange times, they are upon us.


upl.co
 
2014-03-19 04:50:37 PM
It didn't happen 2 years ago but we need more funding so we can keep telling you about events that already didn't happen..
 
2014-03-19 04:50:45 PM
Bravo subby. It takes a lot to make me click on a Fux news link.
 
2014-03-19 04:52:17 PM
quick succession of coronal mass ejections (CMEs)-- the most intense kind of solar eruptions

s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-19 04:53:27 PM
I think the best korea guy that went to the sun last month fixed all that.
 
2014-03-19 04:56:23 PM

OnlyM3: Herb Utsmelz [TotalFark]
2014-03-19 04:23:17 PM


Wait...this has to do with science and Fock Snooze is reporting it as fact.

Strange times, they are upon us.


[upl.co image 300x334]


Bu bu but Pravda...
Bu bu but Sturmer...
Bu bu but Granma...
Bu bu but the Iraqi Information Minister...

You don't believe other propaganda outlets; why is Fox "News" any different?
 
2014-03-19 05:04:47 PM
i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-19 05:07:58 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: You don't believe other propaganda outlets; why is Fox "News" any different?


It happily meshes with his belief system.  Convenient!
 
2014-03-19 05:11:12 PM

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: I blame Big Bird. He obviously took a dump on the Sun almost two months earlier.
[i.huffpost.com image 570x1128]


Looks like Mordecai to me.

th00.deviantart.net
 
2014-03-19 05:22:46 PM
Wow subby, is a big retard.

Fun Fact: climate scientist are aware the sun exists and take it into account
 
2014-03-19 05:23:32 PM
FTA: Earth dodged one of the most massive magnetic solar bursts ever on July 23, 2012, scientists with the University of California, Berkeley revealed on Wednesday -- saving the planet from widespread havoc.

Huh. The Mayans were closer than we thought. :/
 
2014-03-19 05:24:51 PM

James!: This article has nothing to do with climate change.


Name one headline in the history of fark that has had anything to do with TFA.  Just one.
 
2014-03-19 05:27:35 PM

wjllope: James!: This article has nothing to do with climate change.

Name one headline in the history of fark that has had anything to do with TFA.  Just one.


An abandoned baby squirrel found a new home. Fark: In a girl's ponytail

Sooo... what do I win? >.>
 
2014-03-19 05:30:01 PM

ManateeGag: THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!


Good job Brian!
/It's BryOwn
 
2014-03-19 05:32:23 PM

Captain Steroid: Sooo... what do I win? >.>


Heh - you actually looked.  Now find a picture of Lou Piniella in a speedo.
 
2014-03-19 05:34:36 PM

FlashHarry:


We can probably do it in the winter when it's colder.
 
2014-03-19 05:42:35 PM
Thanks Obama, if you were a real commander in chief we wouldn't be in this mess.  A real American President wouldn't let these blatant acts of aggression by the Sun go unchallenged.
 
2014-03-19 05:43:14 PM
Global Warming has shot its wad.

Even the warmists are getting sick of hearing the shiat.
 
2014-03-19 05:46:10 PM

Cytokine Storm: Thanks Obama, if you were a real commander in chief we wouldn't be in this mess.  A real American President wouldn't let these blatant acts of aggression by the Sun go unchallenged.


NUKE THE SUN!
 
2014-03-19 05:53:39 PM

NoahFenze: FlashHarry:

We can probably do it in the winter when it's colder.


Dumb. Just do it at night.
 
2014-03-19 06:01:17 PM

wjllope: NoahFenze: FlashHarry:

We can probably do it in the winter when it's colder.

Dumb. Just do it at night.


What about at night during the winter?
/owned
 
2014-03-19 06:01:26 PM

James!: This article has nothing to do with climate change.


Corvus: Wow subby, is a big retard.

Fun Fact: climate scientist are aware the sun exists and take it into account


Well it looks like someone was stupid enough to fall for it. I didn`t think anyone would...

/not subby
 
2014-03-19 06:05:22 PM

ManateeGag: THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!


Where?
 
2014-03-19 06:13:39 PM

NoahFenze: wjllope: NoahFenze: FlashHarry:

We can probably do it in the winter when it's colder.

Dumb. Just do it at night.

What about at night during the winter?
/owned


It would have to be at night during winter in the southern hemisphere, we are further from the sun then.
 
2014-03-19 06:17:30 PM
We almost had an almost moment...Almost.
 
2014-03-19 06:21:00 PM

James!: This article has nothing to do with climate change.


Neither does the occasional snowstorm in winter. I think that's the joke.
 
Al!
2014-03-19 06:37:01 PM

Corvus: Wow subby, is a big retard.

Fun Fact: climate scientist are aware the sun exists and take it into account


Which climate scientists fully understand the Sun?  Name one and I will name a liar.  Being aware of its existence and understanding it are two completely different things.  Climate scientists don't even fully understand our own atmosphere, and I am saying that as someone who is close friends with several climate scientists.
 
2014-03-19 07:14:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dapalh7BjM">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=8dapalh7BjM

"Here's all the available information on the sun, sir.  That thing is hot!"
"Get me Bud Kruger immediately!  And some ice!"
 
2014-03-19 07:28:33 PM

That Guy Jeff: James!: This article has nothing to do with climate change.

Neither does the occasional snowstorm in winter or heatwave in summer. I think that's the joke.


FTFY
 
2014-03-19 07:36:56 PM
Just tell conservatives that it's just like an EMP attack. Otherwise their science filter will kick in and they will ignore this issue.
 
2014-03-19 07:45:06 PM

8 inches: That's it.  I'm stocking up on bullets, toilet paper, and booze.  And suntan lotion.


s2.postimg.org
 
2014-03-19 08:11:52 PM
That's actually pretty farking scary!
 
2014-03-19 09:11:17 PM

give me doughnuts: The 1859 CME had people as far South as Hawaii seeing the Aurora Borealis.
They were visible in Florida during the one in 1989.


And yet they weren't visible in Washington state.  It's a known scientific fact that if any exciting astronomical event is taking place Washington will experience an extremely dense cloud layer for the full duration of the event.
 
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