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(Des Moines Register)   Maybe you're not ready to be director of a daycare if your potty-training techniques include making fun of the children when they have an accident. Or if you blame your crippling alcohol problem on a 3-year-old. "She's the reason I drink"   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 9
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2014-03-19 06:53:17 PM
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Clemkadidlefark: If you raise cattle, like I do, you get to use cattle prods.

/sizzle
//moo


Sizzle? Moo?

Have you been listening outside my window again, dammit?
2014-03-19 05:14:31 PM
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Rickenbacker: So according to the article, these morons can continue to provide daycare...just in their home, not as operators of a daycare center.  Oh yeah, that makes sense.


I think what TFA means is that they can hire themselves out as daycare within the client's home, like a nanny.
2014-03-19 05:12:12 PM
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mama2tnt: FTA: Snacks that presented a choking hazards to young children, such as popcorn and raisins, and others that did not have nutritive value, such as pink lemonade, were served.


I thought "pink lemonade" was from grapefruits and that grapefruits have some nutritive value.

/Any dieticians in the audience?


Pink lemonade, the "real" kind, is made of lemon juice, water, sugar and maraschino cherry juice or grenadine. I strongly suspect what she was serving was something akin to "Country Time" mix.
2014-03-19 04:51:54 PM
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mama2tnt: FTA: Snacks that presented a choking hazards to young children, such as popcorn and raisins, and others that did not have nutritive value, such as pink lemonade, were served.


I thought "pink lemonade" was from grapefruits and that grapefruits have some nutritive value.

/Any dieticians in the audience?


Grapefruit juice is made from grapefruits. Pink lemonade is the crap you get at school fairs.
2014-03-19 04:51:32 PM
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mama2tnt: FTA: Snacks that presented a choking hazards to young children, such as popcorn and raisins, and others that did not have nutritive value, such as pink lemonade, were served.


I thought "pink lemonade" was from grapefruits and that grapefruits have some nutritive value.

/Any dieticians in the audience?


The good stuff (when I make it, anyway) is strawberry lemonade. Very tasty, especially the *ahem* after work version. We're probably talking here about the powdered mix, which is nutritionally vacant.

As a once in a while treat, I don't see the problem with the lemonade. Chokey snacks for the little ones, though, are right out.
2014-03-19 04:41:41 PM
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Today's TMI-overshare generation has lost the filter between the brain and the mouth. Some things, true or not, need to be said only inside your head, sweetie.
2014-03-19 04:40:20 PM
1 votes:
If you're wearing diapers, you aren't having an accident. It's already been prevented.
2014-03-19 04:33:32 PM
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I overheard one of the teachers at my daughter's former school/daycare center saying something similar to a kid. Since the infants' "teacher" arrives later in the morning, the infants are put into the room with toddlers until the infants' teacher arrives. One of the infants pooped in his diaper and the toddlers' teacher scolded him, saying "Aiden! You're not supposed to do that until Miss So and So gets here!"
2014-03-19 04:30:38 PM
1 votes:
Spend some time around a 3-year-old. You'll be yearning for powerful whiskey in a matter of minutes.
 
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