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(Orlando Sentinel)   Fark-ready headline: "Voodoo meth priest guided massive Central Florida drug ring with prophecies"   (thesent.nl) divider line 25
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2014-03-19 02:27:46 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-19 03:51:16 PM
florida never disappoints.
 
2014-03-19 03:53:01 PM
Really, what more needs to be said?
 
2014-03-19 03:53:18 PM

SlothB77: florida never disappoints.


Which is why Carl Hiaasen's books (among a select few others) are such great reads.
 
2014-03-19 03:53:35 PM
Florida's a flat circle.
 
2014-03-19 03:58:49 PM
fta
Investigators intercepted a shipment of 44 pounds of meth with an uncut street value of $2 million at Love's Truck Stop in Polk City on Tuesday.

the change between the sofa cushions.
 
2014-03-19 03:59:22 PM
Throws a mean tarot:
whatculture.com
 
2014-03-19 03:59:46 PM
Good thing they got him before someone was marked for death...


www.andrewsaltmarsh.com
 
2014-03-19 04:00:14 PM
First thing I thought of:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-19 04:01:08 PM

MBooda: Throws a mean tarot:
[whatculture.com image 620x380]


Dammit!
 
2014-03-19 04:01:57 PM

Bith Set Me Up: First thing I thought of:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x480]

 
2014-03-19 04:04:04 PM

SlothB77: florida never disappoints.


We aim to please, because meth / jebus
 
2014-03-19 04:08:56 PM
If they'd left the voodoo shiat alone and gotten right with Tiamat, they wouldn't have gotten caught!
 
2014-03-19 04:12:33 PM
"DEA strike force, my ass!"
 
2014-03-19 04:15:58 PM
Never mix voo doo with magic.
Always mix voo doo with kung fu
 
2014-03-19 04:32:03 PM
Awesome band name.
 
2014-03-19 04:41:34 PM

MFAWG: Awesome band name.


Central Florida Drug Ring? Yeah, pretty good.
 
2014-03-19 05:20:04 PM
i1.ytimg.com

"Dwarf Rapes Nun, Flees In UFO"
 
2014-03-19 05:26:11 PM
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-19 05:32:23 PM
Did he see this coming?
 
2014-03-19 06:48:35 PM
"Voodoo" is clickbait. I bet that "priest" got ordained by a certificate like the one that guarantees the authenticity of the voodoo doll he bought online and which he uses as proof of his awesome spiritual power.

In other words, he's as legit a Vodou houngan as Papa Doc was.
 
2014-03-19 06:49:09 PM
mimg.ugo.com

www.thewrestlingfan.com

VOODOO METH PRIEST, NOW ON TOUR WITH:

images.victoryrecords.com
 
Biv
2014-03-19 08:07:05 PM
Well, this was done in one.

/Never see the devil till he come callin'.
 
2014-03-19 08:34:05 PM
You know who else was a Meth Priest? This guy:

www.cinemablend.com


/Book was better.
 
2014-03-19 09:43:05 PM
I like voodoo just for the costumes and makeup.  Is voodoo tax exempt like the rest of the groups with imaginary friends?

/Floridian
 
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