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(Daily Mail)   Colombia's fattest baby weighs 43 lbs at 8 months and is known as "El Gordito" which is spanish for The Gordito   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 67
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2014-03-19 02:15:39 PM  
33 of those lbs is pure cocaine.
 
2014-03-19 02:18:42 PM  
Holy Crap!  My five year old doesn't weigh that much.
 
2014-03-19 02:21:14 PM  
America loses again, thanks Obama.
 
2014-03-19 02:22:57 PM  
www.logodesignlove.com
 
2014-03-19 02:38:05 PM  
I think at this point it's pretty safe to say that we can drop the "ito."
 
2014-03-19 02:54:43 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-19 03:27:46 PM  

bdub77: 33 of those lbs is pure cocaine.


Who do I have to talk to about adopting this child?
 
2014-03-19 03:36:56 PM  
What's his fark handle?
 
2014-03-19 03:46:11 PM  
TFA says there's "no medical problem".

Ten bucks says that the kid's got Prader-Willi syndrome. I've never seen a baby that fat who didn't.
 
2014-03-19 04:11:50 PM  
I'd like to meet his sister.

www.grubgrade.com

/homina homina!
 
2014-03-19 04:12:10 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-19 04:13:09 PM  
Yo, little homie...drop the chalupa.
 
2014-03-19 04:14:01 PM  
The web hamsters not letting me post the pic.

Beep Beep!  Derivery!
 
2014-03-19 04:17:30 PM  

hardinparamedic: TFA says there's "no medical problem".

Ten bucks says that the kid's got Prader-Willi syndrome. I've never seen a baby that fat who didn't.


http://www.pwsausa.org/syndrome/  Hopefully they get the kid some help quickly, he's gonna have a tough chubby life if they don't.
 
2014-03-19 04:17:32 PM  
first you get the enfamil....
 
2014-03-19 04:18:17 PM  
Hmmmm....wonder if they mean "Little Gordo"...?

i1168.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-19 04:18:41 PM  

hardinparamedic: TFA says there's "no medical problem".

Ten bucks says that the kid's got Prader-Willi syndrome. I've never seen a baby that fat who didn't.


Hey, what would happen if you you let a Prader-Willi patient go in a supermarket with no supervision? Would it end up like the "Just a thin slice of ham" skit from Monty Python?
 
2014-03-19 04:21:21 PM  
I laffed only cuz I say the same thing to my kids when slap happy.
 
2014-03-19 04:21:26 PM  
STOP FEEDING THAT FAT FARK NOW.
 
2014-03-19 04:23:10 PM  

Richard C Stanford: Hey, what would happen if you you let a Prader-Willi patient go in a supermarket with no supervision? Would it end up like the "Just a thin slice of ham" skit from Monty Python?


Kinda. Since they have no feeling of "fullness" or stomach stretch, there have been cases where they have eaten so much that they rupture their stomach.
 
2014-03-19 04:24:36 PM  

ristst: Hmmmm....wonder if they mean "Little Gordo"...?


Thank you...was thinking that was the proper punchline for the joke.
 
2014-03-19 04:24:43 PM  

EvilEgg: Holy Crap!  My five year old doesn't weigh that much.


My five year old weighs 35 lbs (she's petite).  My two 1/2 year old weighs 33 lbs (he's tall and muscular, but not fat).  It's ridiculous that any 8 month old baby should weigh 43 lbs.
 
2014-03-19 04:25:03 PM  
I have a coworker who has a hundred pound six year old.
 
2014-03-19 04:28:14 PM  

Catlenfell: I have a coworker who has a hundred pound six year old.


you sound midwestern
 
2014-03-19 04:29:37 PM  

Catlenfell: I have a coworker who has a hundred pound six year old.


that sh*t's cray
 
2014-03-19 04:31:02 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 500x354]


That's Jambik, the kid at the end of TFA. He has his own documentary which is well worth watching. Of course his mother will not put him on a diet, and is in fact porking him up as large as possible (watch the documentary - it's pretty sick, especially what they can't prove but think she did). He is a celebrity. There is a mythological folk hero from his little village who was really big, like a fat Russian Paul Bunyan, and the community is convinced that he's the reincarnation of that guy. He's beloved for being such a little porker. He's now famous throughout the country and makes frequent media appearances. Fat him is Mummy's meal ticket. She's now got him Sumo wrestling. Doctors have told her that he's in danger of basically his heart asploding, but she doesn't seem to care as long as the gravy train (ouch) keeps rolling in.

Absolutely disgusting.
 
2014-03-19 04:31:31 PM  
Can you say "metabolic disorder from too much sugar"? I know I can.
 
2014-03-19 04:32:24 PM  
I have a 79 pound 86-year-old
 
2014-03-19 04:32:38 PM  
FTFA: "'He was born with an anxiety, so if he cried I just fed him,' she added."

Born with anxiety? You retard.
 
2014-03-19 04:32:57 PM  
did anyone else see that camel toe?
 
2014-03-19 04:33:29 PM  

hardinparamedic: Prader-Willi syndrome


thank you.
I learned something new today.
And that something is if you GIS Prader-Willi syndrome at work, your screen will fill up with pics of nekkid children.

*Bangs head on desk*
 
2014-03-19 04:34:39 PM  
 
2014-03-19 04:36:47 PM  
Looks like he is wearing water wings on his arms and legs. At least he looks happy.
 
2014-03-19 04:37:15 PM  
Sad. But somehow comically uplifting knowing that there is a foundation called Chubby Hearts. Stay classy Columbia.
 
2014-03-19 04:38:05 PM  
Give that kid a passport. He's American.
 
2014-03-19 04:39:58 PM  

busy chillin': Catlenfell: I have a coworker who has a hundred pound six year old.

that sh*t's craZy

 
2014-03-19 04:43:03 PM  

Freakin Rican: did anyone else see that camel toe?


farker beat me to it.
 
2014-03-19 04:44:04 PM  
I laughed really hard at this headline.
 
2014-03-19 04:44:21 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-19 04:44:29 PM  

HelloNeuman: busy chillin': Catlenfell: I have a coworker who has a hundred pound six year old.

that sh*t's craZy


you totes fixed my spelling!
 
2014-03-19 04:45:04 PM  

vudukungfu: hardinparamedic: Prader-Willi syndrome

thank you.
I learned something new today.
And that something is if you GIS Prader-Willi syndrome at work, your screen will fill up with pics of nekkid children.

*Bangs head on desk*


Hopefully something else too: never go straight for the GIS!
 
2014-03-19 04:45:31 PM  
Seriously?? No one????

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2014-03-19 04:46:39 PM  

Ronnie_Zman: Seriously?? No one????

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Beaten by 70 seconds.
 
2014-03-19 04:49:19 PM  

hardinparamedic: TFA says there's "no medical problem".

Ten bucks says that the kid's got Prader-Willi syndrome. I've never seen a baby that fat who didn't.


Actually, in Colombia their are plenty of gigantoid babies like this for several reasons.

1. Mothers dote on little boys like they are little princesses, and instead of monitoring and discipline, they just keep shoving food the kids way.

2. Colombians drink something called agua de panela.  Which is unrefined sugar dissolved in water, which is why many have diabetes at fairly young ages.  They drink it all day long and always have a pot of it on the stove to fill a babys bottle.

3.  Colombians twice a day have snack times called "el algo"(a little something) which is generally a sandwich, a donut, some cookies, juice, and a bag of chips.

4. Culturally they think the fatter the baby the healthier it is.  Especially in the lower stratus of the social structure.
 
2014-03-19 04:53:40 PM  

busy chillin': HelloNeuman: busy chillin': Catlenfell: I have a coworker who has a hundred pound six year old.

that sh*t's craZy

you totes fixed my spelling!


totally i did
 
2014-03-19 05:00:08 PM  

bdub77: 33 of those lbs is pure cocaine.


That's not talcum powder in his diaper.
 
2014-03-19 05:08:29 PM  
Usted parece gordo.
 
2014-03-19 05:11:52 PM  

theflatline: They drink it all day long and always have a pot of it on the stove to fill a babys bottle.


That's freaking scary.
 
2014-03-19 05:19:06 PM  
This is child abuse
 
2014-03-19 05:21:23 PM  

Catlenfell: I have a coworker who has a hundred pound six year old.


I have a 100-year-old coworker who weighs six pounds.

/Or is that makes six pounds?
 
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