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(USA Today)   Soldiers perform skit alluding to general's affair, while his wife is in the audience. Awkward   (usatoday.com) divider line 17
    More: Strange, character witnesses, witness testimony, 82nd Airborne, soldiers, Jeffrey Sinclair  
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2014-03-19 02:23:36 PM  
Enlisted revenge. Revenge, I says!!!!

Good on ya, kids.
 
2014-03-19 02:23:45 PM  
Winning?

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2014-03-19 02:24:43 PM  
Maybe it's time for an "Awkward" tag, Drew?
 
2014-03-19 02:28:33 PM  
Screw em if they can't take a joke.
 
2014-03-19 02:30:08 PM  
I've done my share of time in the Army and because I worked in staff positions for quite a while I got to attend quite a few formal events and even more as I advanced in rank.  They usually will have some skits, interesting toasts, and a system of punishment (grog bowl nomination) for past and current mistakes and indiscretions.  The drunker everyone gets, the more juicy the nominations become.  Hell hath no fury like a staffer scorned and then given the open opportunity to make fun of a superior.  Most of the time the chiding would be about an embarrassing aviation incident or a known fark-up moment but I have seen some rather personal stuff get thrown out there.  The more widely known the indiscretion is the better because it's harder to try to punish someone for making fun of you when everyone knows how true it is.
 
2014-03-19 02:31:42 PM  
Is this the guy who was banging his biographer a while back? Or is therenmore than one General with a wandering wang?
 
2014-03-19 02:35:48 PM  

Nick Nostril: Is this the guy who was banging his biographer a while back? Or is therenmore than one General with a wandering wang?


No, this is a different, probably much worse one.
 
2014-03-19 02:38:34 PM  
Reminds me of the skits my high school put on. Every year the students would do one making fun of the teachers (pretending the alchoholic teacher invented a formula for "Steamless Coffee") and the teachers would do one making fun of the students ("Those aren't tattoos... They're stretch marks!"). I have a feeling they don't do them anymore...
 
2014-03-19 02:39:28 PM  
Hmm...cheeky

I'm Mr. Burns, blah blah blah
 
2014-03-19 02:46:24 PM  

Nick Nostril: Is this the guy who was banging his biographer a while back? Or is therenmore than one General with a wandering wang?


I believe Julius Caesar is the textbook example.
 
2014-03-19 02:53:02 PM  

opiumpoopy: Nick Nostril: Is this the guy who was banging his biographer a while back? Or is therenmore than one General with a wandering wang?

I believe Julius Caesar is the textbook example.


Genghis Kahn?
 
2014-03-19 03:02:32 PM  
It's only...

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AN ALLUSION!
 
2014-03-19 03:16:28 PM  
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2014-03-19 03:39:34 PM  
"Peron's Latest Flame"?
 
2014-03-19 03:45:19 PM  
Lt. Col. Benjamin Bigelow testified at a sentencing hearing that the skit was performed during a party at which Brig. Gen. Jeffrey Sinclair was being honored in Germany.

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He always seemed like such a decent guy, too.
 
2014-03-19 04:05:38 PM  
Didn't Hamlet try this?
 
2014-03-19 05:58:44 PM  
.. gotta do the awkward because real comedy is tough.

/losers can't do tough
 
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