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(SILive)   Cutting off a teenager's clothes and smearing her body with raw steak, is not how a proper Santería spiritual cleansing is performed. Ya learn something new every day   (silive.com) divider line 54
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2014-03-19 11:03:13 AM
Yeah, but......
 
2014-03-19 11:33:10 AM
I wouldn't know..


♫ I Don't practice Santaria
 
2014-03-19 11:43:57 AM
Let's try to stay goal-oriented here. The obvious question is: did she feel cleansed afterward?
 
2014-03-19 01:03:44 PM

Shadow Blasko: I wouldn't know..


♫ I Don't practice Santaria


I hope Sancho doesn't show up.
 
2014-03-19 01:03:53 PM

Shadow Blasko: I wouldn't know..


♫ I Don't practice Santaria


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Aint got no crystal ball.
 
2014-03-19 01:04:01 PM
Northern Conservative Santeria Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Santeria Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?


/Die heretic!
 
2014-03-19 01:05:11 PM

Shadow Blasko: I wouldn't know..


♫ I Don't practice Santaria


Damn! I came here to say that! Oh, well. I guess I'll link the song...
 
2014-03-19 01:05:24 PM
Let's not worry about details
 
2014-03-19 01:06:11 PM
Everyone knows that you're supposed to use a goat, si?
 
2014-03-19 01:06:19 PM
Rin-Tin-Tin: The Porn Years.
 
2014-03-19 01:08:10 PM
I have the strangest boner right now
 
2014-03-19 01:09:55 PM
Maybe this Atheistic "shedding goofy belief structures" thing I got going on really is overrated.
 
2014-03-19 01:10:55 PM
So, not kosher?
 
2014-03-19 01:11:03 PM
"We don't make anybody get naked. That's a no-no," noted Estrada, who said he performs about one cleansing per week. "Nobody gets naked to do any kind of cleansing, whether it's with meat or with a bird or whatever. Nobody gets naked."

The use of raw meat to cleanse an individual -- be it steak, chicken or pork -- is not unusual in Santeria, but the priest shouldn't press it against another person's body. Instead, he or she instructs the person how to rub it on themselves, over their clothes, Estrada said.


Oh, good. I was starting to think the whole thing sounded crazy. Glad you cleared that up.

/ everybody knows the only way to truly cleanse the soul is to throw magic tap water on a baby...
 
2014-03-19 01:13:58 PM

Crewmannumber6: Northern Conservative Santeria Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Santeria Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?


/Die heretic!


Yeah, that pretty well covers it.

/There is no proper way to religion.
 
2014-03-19 01:14:17 PM
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest


/Excitable boy, they all said
 
2014-03-19 01:14:24 PM
Wait, wait, wait.

We need more details before we get all up in arms about this.

What kind of steak was it?
 
2014-03-19 01:14:51 PM
Staten Island man accused in 'spiritual cleansing' of naked teen 'disrespected the religion,' Santeria priest says (with photos)

I was promised photos of a naked teen.

Stupid article.
 
2014-03-19 01:15:27 PM

skozlaw: "We don't make anybody get naked. That's a no-no," noted Estrada, who said he performs about one cleansing per week. "Nobody gets naked to do any kind of cleansing, whether it's with meat or with a bird or whatever. Nobody gets naked."

The use of raw meat to cleanse an individual -- be it steak, chicken or pork -- is not unusual in Santeria, but the priest shouldn't press it against another person's body. Instead, he or she instructs the person how to rub it on themselves, over their clothes, Estrada said.

Oh, good. I was starting to think the whole thing sounded crazy. Glad you cleared that up.

/ everybody knows the only way to truly cleanse the soul is to throw magic tap water on a baby...


But you start asking questions like "By what mechanism does the meat cleanse the soul?" and "How do you measure the effectiveness of the cleansing?" and suddenly you're the crazy one.
 
2014-03-19 01:16:34 PM

69gnarkill69: Shadow Blasko: I wouldn't know..


♫ I Don't practice Santaria



Aint got no crystal ball.


Did you used to be a millionaire?
 
2014-03-19 01:18:56 PM
reading this as I listen to "give it away now on the radio..."
Coincidence?

I think not. All hail the chicken.
 
2014-03-19 01:22:46 PM

listernine: 69gnarkill69: Shadow Blasko: I wouldn't know..


♫ I Don't practice Santaria

Aint got no crystal ball.

Did you used to be a millionaire?


Yep, but I spent it all.
 
2014-03-19 01:22:59 PM
On Feb. 24, Paulino performed the ritual on the teen, the complaint alleges. He told her to stand in a bathtub, cut off her clothes and underwear, and rubbed the meat on her "intimate parts," the complaint alleges.
Paulino also kissed and touched her in a sexual nature, the complaint alleges.


Paulino said any perceived sexual contact that took place was accidental.


oops , my mouth slipped on your nipple.. oops it did it again.. oops...

/Enjoy jail pervert, where many other men can oops you...
 
2014-03-19 01:24:02 PM
It rubs the raw steak on its skin or else it gets the Santería again.
 
2014-03-19 01:26:16 PM
Every dog in the neighborhood followed her home.
 
2014-03-19 01:26:18 PM
In before someone incorrectly posts "if I could find that Hannah"

It's HEINA:A revered and/or beautiful female, often a girlfriend
 
2014-03-19 01:27:58 PM

ristst: In before someone incorrectly posts "if I could find that Hannah"

It's HEINA:A revered and/or beautiful female, often a girlfriend


Dude, you popped in to correct something that wasn't even posted?

What a pedantic twat.
 
2014-03-19 01:33:14 PM

ciberido: It rubs the raw steak on its skin or else it gets the Santería again.


Ha!

And what a waste of a perfectly good cut of beef.
 
2014-03-19 01:33:51 PM
I guess the other charges weren't enough so they also had to charge him with "fortune-telling".  So the Florida government believes in forune-telling enough to make a law against it.

Tag is definitely deserved.
 
2014-03-19 01:36:12 PM
I think someone misheard. Cutting off clothes and rubbing with raw steak is the Sangria ritual.
 
2014-03-19 01:38:20 PM
Tattared and featherfeathering?
 
2014-03-19 01:45:49 PM

Attention Whore of Babylon: I think someone misheard. Cutting off clothes and rubbing with raw steak is the Sangria ritual.


No no no. A Sangria ritual  you start with some fruit: peaches, grapes, what have you, some red (or white) wine, some club soda, a shot of brandy. A pitcher or two of these and your on your way.  It's a summer ritual.
 
2014-03-19 01:51:49 PM

69gnarkill69: What a pedantic twat.


HAHA!  Good one!

From the Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ad%20hominem

Ad Hominem:
An attack upon an opponent in order to discredit their argument or opinion. Ad hominems are used by immature and/or unintelligent people because they are unable to counter their opponent using logic and intelligence.


/did not make this up, it's actually part of the definition on that site
 
2014-03-19 01:53:39 PM
What a waste of a good steak!
 
2014-03-19 02:03:54 PM
so how exactly am I supposed to get my meat pressed up against naked teens?
 
2014-03-19 02:05:44 PM

TheRealist II: What a waste of a good steak!


"Waste?  Not really."
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2014-03-19 02:09:47 PM
Steak-and-BJ-Day ritual gone strange?
 
2014-03-19 02:17:05 PM
Now she can hit curveball.

/I say fark you Jobu.  I do it myself.
 
2014-03-19 02:21:48 PM
True story:

There was a little geek wad basement who used to run in our circle of friends (we had to eject him from our group because he was so unhinged)

He had this crush on this mousy glasses wearing Portuguese girl who was engaged to a Portuguese guy. They all went to the same Catholic Church.

He thought she was a virgin even though she and her fiancé slept in the same bed. But she didn't talk about her private life to him so of course she had to be a virgin.

He camped outside her house all day wanting to give her a birthday card. Didn't have the guts to knock on her door or leave it in her mailbox.

Finally he thought the best way to get her interested in him was to go to a Santeria priestess and have her perform rituals against their relationship. He paid her $85 a session. He burnt curse candles at home (we saw them)

She had him make a honey concoction that he put seven coins in, seven strands of his hair, seven strands of his blood, etc. That he was to taste every day for 7 days then bury it in his back yard.

He made a white vinegar bowl with chicken feathers and the finances name on it.

He slept with a black salt bag under his pillow.

He had a Jesus ring that he took off every time he masturbated because I guess, a promise.

Why do I know this? He told us matter of factly like it was normal.

His ultimate goal was to have her move into his mom's house where she would quit her job and have a house full of babies. I guess his parents would just have to put up with it. He didn't really think it through because as I saw, he was nuts.

Needless to say, it didn't work. She married her fiancé and went on to get a promotion. She cut off contact.

I actually think that he was so below her radar and that was the only reason why her fiancé did not beat the ever loving piss out of him. Being Portuguese they DONt take kindly to curse candles being burnt against them.

I DID tell him that if he ever tried to do that against me or mine that I would beat the ever loving piss out of him.

Stupid friggin geek.

/I'm an atheist Jew.
 
2014-03-19 02:32:59 PM
TFA helpfully includes a photo of a floor cleaner that someone bought while the reporter was in the store.

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2014-03-19 02:38:09 PM
Y'know, technically, 18 and 19 still count as "teenager", so while it's not Santeria, it could be a fun way for a really lucky guy to spend an evening.
 
2014-03-19 02:40:57 PM

ristst: 69gnarkill69: What a pedantic twat.

HAHA!  Good one!

From the Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ad%20hominem

Ad Hominem:
An attack upon an opponent in order to discredit their argument or opinion. Ad hominems are used by immature and/or unintelligent people because they are unable to counter their opponent using logic and intelligence.

/did not make this up, it's actually part of the definition on that site


Caustic sarcasm and overt ad hominems are the backbone of FARK.
 
2014-03-19 02:43:03 PM

Ecobuckeye: TFA helpfully includes a photo of a floor cleaner that someone bought while the reporter was in the store.


It's a one stop shop, you can get your taxes done and buy a curse to put on the IRS.  What convenience!
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2014-03-19 02:54:04 PM

Danger Mouse: Attention Whore of Babylon: I think someone misheard. Cutting off clothes and rubbing with raw steak is the Sangria ritual.

No no no. A Sangria ritual  you start with some fruit: peaches, grapes, what have you, some red (or white) wine, some club soda, a shot of brandy. A pitcher or two of these and your on your way.  It's a summer ritual.


A long time ago I went through a weekend Sangria ritual up in Wisconsin, when it was cool to drink it from a bota.  By  Sunday morning, everything coming out of me, seem to have a distinctly purplish hue.  Well, not everything, but, one particular thing.  These were the days, in my life, when too much, was just barely enough.  Didn't touch Sangria for decades afterwards.

I'm an atheist, but, this meat ritual fascinates me.  I think I could get into a priesthood, were, if we put limit on the age and sex of the flock:  female and like 18 and up, with the top end to be determined, on a case by case basis, I've got the meat and would be willing to do the cleansing.  It would be a sort of a Rasputin thing, where, "To be forgiven, one must first sin. So take your clothes off, sweetheart, because you're going to get cleansed.  You're going to get cleansed, real good."
 
2014-03-19 02:55:39 PM

Danger Mouse: Attention Whore of Babylon: I think someone misheard. Cutting off clothes and rubbing with raw steak is the Sangria ritual.

No no no. A Sangria ritual  you start with some fruit: peaches, grapes, what have you, some red (or white) wine, some club soda, a shot of brandy. A pitcher or two of these and your on your way.  It's a summer ritual.


...And THEN the cutting off clothes and rubbing with the raw steak.  You have to complete the ritual, or it doesn't count.
 
2014-03-19 03:00:55 PM
I'm still confused,is this supposed to make the steak taste better, or the girl?
 
2014-03-19 03:30:54 PM
Keep beheading that chicken
 
2014-03-19 03:46:57 PM
For starters, cleansings are supposed to be gender-matched. That is, only male priests should perform spiritual cleansings of men or boys and only female priests should perform spiritual cleansings of women or girls, Estrada said.

Oh, only male priests can handle the boys? THAT will sure prevent abuses.
 
2014-03-19 03:59:36 PM
pop a cap in sancho
 
2014-03-19 04:01:17 PM

Crewmannumber6: I'm still confused,is this supposed to make the steak taste better, or the girl?


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