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(Metro US)   Oh hey, if you left a SUV on top of a subway this morning in Brooklyn after crashing through a fence, the police would like a word with you   (metro.us) divider line 24
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2014-03-19 11:37:47 AM  
After crashing through a fence? Nope, I didn't crash through a fence. That one's not mine.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-19 11:46:55 AM  
Is multimodal transportation out of fashion this year? Sorry.
 
2014-03-19 11:53:03 AM  
Subway toasted?
 
2014-03-19 01:05:24 PM  
Normally people leave their Subway on top of their SUV... and their coffee.  And occasionally their babies.
 
2014-03-19 01:27:57 PM  

WelldeadLink: Subway toasted?


Quiz? Noes.
 
2014-03-19 01:28:33 PM  
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2014-03-19 01:34:50 PM  
Because running the plates is too old fashioned?
 
2014-03-19 01:37:20 PM  
His GPS must have thought that Albemarle went straight through there.

My sister-in-law lives on that same line where her street dead ends at the train tracks as well.
 
2014-03-19 01:40:37 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: Because running the plates is too old fashioned?


Came here to say this.
 
2014-03-19 01:43:06 PM  
The taking of Pelham S.U.V.
 
2014-03-19 01:52:30 PM  
If it wasn't stolen, then the driver was either drunk and didn't want to be caught or embarrassed for being so stupid, and didn't want to be caught. Either way, the driver was/is stupid.
 
2014-03-19 01:54:51 PM  

danielscissorhands: If it wasn't stolen, then the driver was either drunk and didn't want to be caught or embarrassed for being so stupid, and didn't want to be caught. Either way, the driver was/is stupid.


Also possible the driver is wanted for an unrelated crime, or is an illegal immigrant.
 
2014-03-19 01:58:04 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 600x400]


"Fantasy, not attempt"
"Cars can't jump on trains"
"Still professional driver on closed course. Do not attempt."
 
2014-03-19 02:01:03 PM  
It's that goddamned Nissan Rogue commercial again.
 
2014-03-19 02:04:40 PM  

Cybernetic: It's that goddamned Nissan Rogue commercial again.


What's a "commercial"?
 
2014-03-19 02:07:13 PM  

Cybernetic: It's that goddamned Nissan Rogue commercial again.


She's hot, though.  Jessica Vilchis.
 
2014-03-19 02:07:52 PM  
Time to go home and call the police. Say "my suv is missing. Did you tow it, or was it stolen?"
 
2014-03-19 02:13:00 PM  

special20: Cybernetic: It's that goddamned Nissan Rogue commercial again.

What's a "commercial"?


Let me guess, to you it's pronounced "ad-VERT-iss-ment"?
 
2014-03-19 02:18:12 PM  

wxboy: danielscissorhands: If it wasn't stolen, then the driver was either drunk and didn't want to be caught or embarrassed for being so stupid, and didn't want to be caught. Either way, the driver was/is stupid.

Also possible the driver is wanted for an unrelated crime, or is an illegal immigrant.


True. Although, I guess not an illegal immigrant with a valid license?
 
2014-03-19 02:19:16 PM  

special20: Cybernetic: It's that goddamned Nissan Rogue commercial again.

What's a "commercial"?


Seriously?
 
2014-03-19 02:35:01 PM  
*You* try finding a parking spot, subby.
 
2014-03-19 02:37:30 PM  
It's all right, that subway wasn't paying road tax so it deserved whatever it got.
 
2014-03-19 02:45:54 PM  
Grammar Police must be sleeping in today.......
 
2014-03-19 03:25:32 PM  
dj_spanmaster:

What's a "commercial"?

Let me guess, to you it's pronounced "ad-VERT-iss-ment"?


No, it's pronounced ANNOYANCE.

danielscissorhands:


Seriously?

The inference is that I have not watched commercials in quite some time - think DVR, NetFlix, et al.
No, I didn't expect you to read my mind.
 
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