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(WESH Orlando)   Deputies find three people dead after being shot in the head inside a shed in what is being called a crime of Seussian proportions   (wesh.com) divider line 34
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2014-03-19 08:01:32 AM
Those deputies were able to still walk around after being shot in the head? Those are some badass Deputies.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-03-19 11:33:59 AM
The victims were comfortable with whoever murdered them.

I would have expected that to be awkward.
 
2014-03-19 11:47:08 AM

Dinki: Those deputies were able to still walk around after being shot in the head? Those are some badass Deputies.


and we're done here
 
2014-03-19 11:49:01 AM
OK, if no one else will, I'm giving subby a +1 for the headline. Well done!
 
2014-03-19 11:50:57 AM
The victims were found shot to death in a shed off Curry Ford Road

So.. something smelled. . . off?
 
2014-03-19 11:51:20 AM
Men face glocks.
Glocks cause shocks.
Shocks of glocks
leave men in box.
 
2014-03-19 11:51:31 AM
Were they dead? Was one of them named ned?
 
2014-03-19 11:52:21 AM
"Deputies find three people dead after being shot in the head"

Zombie Deputies.
 
2014-03-19 11:53:01 AM
That's their idea of a wooded area?  For fark's sakes, there are sidewalks and paved roads with stripes within spitting range.  That ain't wooded, it's slightly overgrown.
 
2014-03-19 11:53:30 AM

Badmoodman: "Deputies find three people dead after being shot in the head"

Zombie Deputies.


Necromorphs, they're different.  You gotta take out the limbs.  Shooting their heads just makes them more ornery.
 
2014-03-19 11:53:55 AM
"They're dead Jim".
 
2014-03-19 11:53:59 AM
I will not ever give you head
I will not do it in a shed
You cannot stick it in my ear
You cannot stick it in my rear
You cannot touch me with your wang
Hey what's with that there gun?...BANG!
 
2014-03-19 11:54:07 AM
Subby should have gone for more rhymes if you wanted to go all Suessy.  Something like...

Three people found dead
Shot in the head
Inside of a shed
So the reporter said
None were named Fred
Nor under any bed
The killer has fled

//It was still funny though.
 
2014-03-19 11:55:12 AM
Three people found dead from gunshot wounds to the head in an Orange County shed are homicide victims, deputies said.
  That's some fine police work there, Lew.
 
2014-03-19 11:57:34 AM
We're all Seussians now.

i90.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-19 11:58:16 AM
No Hero tag for dedicated deputies who soldier on after being shot in the head?
 
2014-03-19 12:00:15 PM
cdn-images.9cloud.us
 
2014-03-19 12:05:38 PM

lockers: Three people found dead from gunshot wounds to the head in an Orange County shed are homicide victims, deputies said.
  That's some fine police work there, Lew.


Mabe the dog did it.  Caninecide.  It's happened before.
 
2014-03-19 12:07:55 PM
www.cardinalfang.net
 
2014-03-19 12:08:25 PM
One fish two fish red fish dead fish
 
2014-03-19 12:09:29 PM

vpb: The victims were comfortable with whoever murdered them.

I would have expected that to be awkward.


You know everyone expects the first time to be so awkward, but if you relax and just go with it, it's surprisingly natural and a lot of fun....

wait...what were we talking about again?
 
2014-03-19 12:13:10 PM

TV's Vinnie: [cdn-images.9cloud.us image 315x560]


Last book read by Adam Lanza.
 
2014-03-19 12:17:22 PM
Horton hears a "Hey! Am I Gonna Hafta Slap a biatch?"
 
2014-03-19 12:17:22 PM
[Black & white photo of dude clapping.gif]
 
2014-03-19 12:17:24 PM
What Deadheads in a shed might look like:

media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-19 12:21:39 PM
I will not read a story that's sad
I will watch the posts say guns are bad:

you will not buy them with a name
they will not fly them in the plane
you will lock them in a safe
they will take them for the state

No one agrees on who gets to arm
but they still argue if someone buys the farm

/Dr Suess was a god, that was way harder than it should have been.
 
2014-03-19 12:31:08 PM

Magorn: vpb: The victims were comfortable with whoever murdered them.

I would have expected that to be awkward.

You know everyone expects the first time to be so awkward, but if you relax and just go with it, it's surprisingly natural and a lot of fun....

wait...what were we talking about again?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-19 12:35:07 PM
Hot on pot
Pot on hot
Pop hot on missing pot
Pop popped tot for missing pot.
 
2014-03-19 12:42:19 PM

Dinki: Those deputies were able to still walk around after being shot in the head? Those are some badass Deputies.


img.fark.net
They're fine, looks like they'll just walk it off...
 
2014-03-19 12:44:01 PM
That Deputy, he can *fuss*.
 
2014-03-19 12:59:48 PM

macross87: That Deputy, he can *fuss*.


[skipping]

No more rhymes now, I mean it.
 
2014-03-19 02:27:17 PM
How I dread, being shot in the head, inside a shed, while lying on a bed, made of lead.
 
2014-03-19 02:29:18 PM
I prefer to die old
out of cold
on a bed of gold
truth be told......
 
2014-03-19 02:39:23 PM
came for Arthur Jackson reference, leaving satisfied
 
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