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(Politico)   "Groucho Marx's Republican Party" I never forget a party, but in this case I'll be glad to make an exception (¬_¬)y-   (politico.com) divider line 19
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2014-03-19 11:49:04 AM  
4 votes:
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, I don't know, unless he was making sure I wasn't on birth control."
2014-03-19 11:41:49 AM  
3 votes:
Last night I shot a kid with skittles in my pajamas.
How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

/too soon?
2014-03-19 10:17:10 AM  
3 votes:
♪ ♫ I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway
Whatever it is, I'm against it!
No matter what it is or who commenced it,
I'm against it!

Your proposition may be good
But let's have one thing understood
Whatever it is, I'm against it!
And even when you've changed it or condensed it
I'm against it! ♫♪
2014-03-19 11:43:40 AM  
2 votes:

exparrot: Last night I shot a kid with skittles in my pajamas.
How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

/too soon?


How did you shoot Skittles at him? Modified potato gun?
2014-03-19 11:07:28 AM  
2 votes:
"Whatever it is, I'm against it."

Sounds about right.
2014-03-19 02:51:52 PM  
1 votes:

BMulligan: loonatic112358: The Secret word today is Benghazi

Damn it.


I set the word, so you win


The next word is Obamacare
2014-03-19 02:35:34 PM  
1 votes:

A Cave Geek: UncomfortableSilence: Although it might have the opposite effect in galvanizing the right to vote for their candidates, I'd say the best thing Democrats could do is just play a commercial of the current greatest hits of GOP comments on women, immigrants, the poor, and healthcare.  Remind them that if they don't vote and the GOP picks up seats, that those comments would be put into legislation.

I proposed this in another thread, play that loop over and over with the song "Dare to be stupid" playing, ending with an elephant rolling around in the mud, with an overlayed KKK member, and the phrase "Welcome to the GOP"...update the phrases as they make them, and play it on a loop.


I was thinking you could use that Sarah McLachlan song that they play over the puppies, remind everyone just how sad they have become.  You'd never have to loop and the commercial featuring this years batch of comments would still go a good half hour or so.
2014-03-19 02:26:37 PM  
1 votes:

UncomfortableSilence: Although it might have the opposite effect in galvanizing the right to vote for their candidates, I'd say the best thing Democrats could do is just play a commercial of the current greatest hits of GOP comments on women, immigrants, the poor, and healthcare.  Remind them that if they don't vote and the GOP picks up seats, that those comments would be put into legislation.


I proposed this in another thread, play that loop over and over with the song "Dare to be stupid" playing, ending with an elephant rolling around in the mud, with an overlayed KKK member, and the phrase "Welcome to the GOP"...update the phrases as they make them, and play it on a loop.
2014-03-19 02:17:36 PM  
1 votes:
Although it might have the opposite effect in galvanizing the right to vote for their candidates, I'd say the best thing Democrats could do is just play a commercial of the current greatest hits of GOP comments on women, immigrants, the poor, and healthcare.  Remind them that if they don't vote and the GOP picks up seats, that those comments would be put into legislation.
2014-03-19 02:09:29 PM  
1 votes:

loonatic112358: The Secret word today is Benghazi


Damn it.
2014-03-19 01:55:56 PM  
1 votes:

xanadian: Say the secret woid and win a hundred dollars.


BENGHAZI!
2014-03-19 11:56:06 AM  
1 votes:
The Secret word today is Benghazi
2014-03-19 11:39:06 AM  
1 votes:
...and two hard-boiled eggs.
2014-03-19 11:27:36 AM  
1 votes:
Whatever it is, I'm against it!

- Groucho Marx Rand Paul
2014-03-19 11:22:27 AM  
1 votes:
"I don't care to belong to any club political party that will have me as a member".

www.sickchirpse.com
2014-03-19 11:18:43 AM  
1 votes:
The GOP is as self-parody.
2014-03-19 11:13:01 AM  
1 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I'm going to assume the article consists of "Republicans will make gains in the House and Senate, then proceed to make asses of themselves for the next two years, subsequently leading to major losses during a presidential election rout."


Yep... except the article had more graphs than your tl;dr.
2014-03-19 11:07:05 AM  
1 votes:
Sub-headline: "Why the GOP is in more trouble than you think"

I'm pretty sure we all knew they were in trouble, are they somehow in  more trouble?
2014-03-19 11:01:31 AM  
1 votes:
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies proposition men for sex in airport bathrooms.
 
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