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(TMZ)   Justin Bieber set to plea to a misdemeanor for egging his neighbor's home. It seems the case is over easier than expected   (tmz.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Justin Bieber, Howard Weitzman, L.A. County D.A., TMZ  
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2014-03-19 08:36:52 AM  
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2014-03-19 10:12:00 AM  
Egging a house. That is so metal.
 
2014-03-19 10:34:26 AM  
Now can we deport him and bar him from entering the country ever again. Canada should be made to suffer for this torment it unleased on the world.
 
2014-03-19 10:35:05 AM  
Sounds like the DA doesn't want a celebrity backlash, while the Sheriff is sick of his shiat.
 
2014-03-19 10:36:51 AM  
This headline tried so hard that I'm not exhausted.
 
2014-03-19 10:38:03 AM  

Mugato: Egging a house. That is so metal.



Pure gangsta, yo!
 
2014-03-19 10:40:03 AM  
Headline:

Justine Brieber set....

Everyone:

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2014-03-19 10:47:40 AM  
culturepop.me
 
2014-03-19 10:55:24 AM  
Every single picture I see of him makes me want to punch him.  And I'm a pretty peaceful guy for the most part.
 
2014-03-19 10:58:14 AM  
Call me a hard boiled cynic, but I'm not surprised.  The sunny side is that he won't be deported back to Canada.
 
2014-03-19 11:06:23 AM  

GanjSmokr: Every single picture I see of him makes me want to punch him.  And I'm a pretty peaceful guy for the most part.

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2014-03-19 11:11:20 AM  

GanjSmokr: Every single picture I see of him makes me want to punch him.  And I'm a pretty peaceful guy for the most part.

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2014-03-19 11:12:02 AM  

Mizelled: [culturepop.me image 500x244]


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R.I.P JUSTICE BEAVER

 
2014-03-19 11:20:59 AM  
Let's hope they go old school and sentence him to crucifixion.
 
2014-03-19 11:27:23 AM  
Subby missed turning the headline to something more eggceptional by missing 'eggspected.'

The contest for HOTY-pun could have been over, easy.
 
2014-03-19 11:27:24 AM  

OdradekRex: Let's hope they go old school and sentence him to crucifixion.


Give him thirty days and keep him in general population. Without his body guards, he'll get his ass kicked on a daily basis.
 
2014-03-19 11:29:54 AM  

threedingers: Call me a hard boiled cynic, but I'm not surprised.  The sunny side is that he won't be deported back to Canada.


You really got to hend it to the DA -
He scratched and picked and eventually cracked that hard-boiled Bieber's shell, laying one right in the nest of the toothless defense.  Bieber knew he was clucked.
 
2014-03-19 11:35:31 AM  
Great, another pun thread about some celebtard vs the neighborhood yokels.
 
2014-03-19 11:36:51 AM  
Won't be long until he's out of the pan and back in the fire.
 
2014-03-19 11:39:45 AM  
If only we could have deported Justin Beiber then the war on crappy boy band type music would be won forever!
 
2014-03-19 11:48:23 AM  

elvisaintdead: threedingers: Call me a hard boiled cynic, but I'm not surprised.  The sunny side is that he won't be deported back to Canada.

You really got to hend it to the DA -
He scratched and picked and eventually cracked that hard-boiled Bieber's shell, laying one right in the nest of the toothless defense.  Bieber knew he was clucked.


I was going to comment on the "fine work of some hard-boiled detective", but I see you sort of covered that.  I guess the yolk's on me now.
 
2014-03-19 11:50:54 AM  

Funbags: Great, another pun thread about some celebtard vs the neighborhood yolkels.



FTFY
 
2014-03-19 12:05:39 PM  
The verb form of "plea" is "plead", so my brain threw a parse error rather than laughing at the pun =(

Aside from that, nice job, subby.
 
2014-03-19 12:18:43 PM  
If I've learned one thing from pron, it is that mothers and girlfriends are willing to have sex with strangers in order to atone for the transgressions of their men. So get Selena in here.
 
2014-03-19 01:01:10 PM  
meh, the kid's probably a good egg once you get past the pablum you people greedily lap up from the tabloids.
 
2014-03-19 01:03:25 PM  

GanjSmokr: Every single picture I see of him makes me want to punch him.  And I'm a pretty peaceful guy for the most part.


Same here. I really don't wish him dead or anything like that, just some situation that he's never encountered  before and all his money won't get him out of  trouble.

/farkin' little peckerwood
 
2014-03-19 01:03:48 PM  
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Didn't see that one coming, didja?
 
2014-03-19 01:06:05 PM  

Whatthefark: OdradekRex: Let's hope they go old school and sentence him to crucifixion.

Give him thirty days and keep him in general population. Without his body guards, he'll get his ass kicked on a daily basis.


He'd try to use it as street cred
 
2014-03-19 01:16:05 PM  

Mugato: Egging a house. That is so metal.


Eggs that can do $20,000 worth of damage are quite metal, however.
 
2014-03-19 01:34:49 PM  
Well at least he has to pay restitution, lawyer fees and maybe court fees. So closer to going broke and crying on VH1 one day.
 
2014-03-19 01:45:32 PM  
They need to charge him with felony douchebaggery.
 
2014-03-19 02:44:36 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: They need to charge him with felony douchebaggery.


How a Justin Bieber should be charged...

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2014-03-19 03:43:40 PM  
Of course he'll plead to an lesser charge.  It's LA and LA can't stand up to The Biebs.
 
2014-03-19 05:07:21 PM  

farkingismybusiness: GanjSmokr: Every single picture I see of him makes me want to punch him.  And I'm a pretty peaceful guy for the most part.
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If you've ever seen that episode (and I did, because Hahahahahahaa), the little fark couldn't even hold a gun convincingly, look menacing, talk like a criminal convincingly, or do much of anything except show up and wait to be shot.
 
2014-03-19 05:28:48 PM  

USCLaw2010: Whatthefark: OdradekRex: Let's hope they go old school and sentence him to crucifixion.

Give him thirty days and keep him in general population. Without his body guards, he'll get his ass kicked on a daily basis.

He'd try to use it as street cred


I'm not sure how much cred having your anus stretched so wide someone could drop a bowling ball into your ass without touching the sides would be worth. Oh, and the Fark app's keyboard sucks, a lot.
 
2014-03-19 10:15:06 PM  
Why would the D.A. give a crap what the Sheriff wants?
 
2014-03-19 11:27:01 PM  
This is bad for....Selena Gomez's parents.
 
2014-03-20 11:30:47 AM  

limeyfellow: Now can we deport him and bar him from entering the country ever again. Canada should be made to suffer for this torment it unleased on the world.


yup. Who cares if Canada doesn't want him back? He's still a citizen there, not here. Bar him from entering the states and send his ass back home. What they choose to do then is all on them.
 
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