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(ABC)   Ted Nugent auctioning off an AR-15 to raise money for Colorado gubernatorial candidate. Bidding is high, knowing that Ted Nugent will have one less gun to wave around   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 116
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2014-03-19 08:20:54 AM  
Just knew it was going to be Tancreado.
 
2014-03-19 08:33:34 AM  
Surely, this will really stick it to somebody.
 
2014-03-19 08:34:41 AM  
Wasn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by now? Not only is he a pants-sh***ing coward who advocates war, but declined to serve his country when he had the chance, but he is a liar as well? This is your hero GOP? At long last, have you no shame?;p
 
2014-03-19 08:36:28 AM  
Fewer. One fewer gun.

mutterfark: Wasn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by now? Not only is he a pants-sh***ing coward who advocates war, but declined to serve his country when he had the chance, but he is a liar as well?


Don't forget, he also tried to adopt a girl he wanted to bang.
 
2014-03-19 08:38:00 AM  
He should have used a rifle that wasn't so saturated in the market. Don't get me wrong, AR-15s can be cool. But I'm guessing this is some middling brand. Maybe a nice big bore wheel gun. Those are always cool.
 
2014-03-19 08:40:38 AM  

EyeballKid: Fewer. One fewer gun.

mutterfark: Wasn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by now? Not only is he a pants-sh***ing coward who advocates war, but declined to serve his country when he had the chance, but he is a liar as well?

Don't forget, he also tried to adopt a girl he wanted to bang.


"Fewer" only applies to a knowable number. Ted Nugent has an infinite amount of guns. Therefore, "less."

Similarly, one hopes that Nugent can eventually be "less" stupid.
 
2014-03-19 08:50:06 AM  
Well, dammit, now I need to place a bid.
 
2014-03-19 08:52:29 AM  
I'm sure Ted sees the "15" in AR-15 and thinks "too old."
 
2014-03-19 08:52:32 AM  

EyeballKid:
Don't forget, he also tried to adopt a girl he wanted to bang.

You are correct, sorry, my bad.

mutterfark: Wasn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by now? Not only is he a pants-sh***ing coward pedophile who advocates war, but declined to serve his country when he had the chance, but he is a liar as well? This is your hero GOP? At long last, have you no shame?;p


/fixed
 
2014-03-19 08:54:32 AM  
Shouldn't he be dead or in prison?
 
2014-03-19 08:55:26 AM  
If he promised to put the muzzle in his mouth and pull the trigger, I'm pretty sure we could raise millions on Kickstarter.
 
2014-03-19 09:00:06 AM  
And to think, if we'd kept up space exploration, there might've been a moon to move them off to.
 
2014-03-19 09:01:26 AM  
"...sacred Second Amendment rights."

sa·cred
ˈsākrid/
adjective
1.
connected with God (or the gods) or dedicated to a religious purpose and so deserving veneration.
"sacred rites"
synonyms: holy, hallowed, blessed, consecrated, sanctified, venerated, revered; More
religious rather than secular.
"sacred music"

Yeah, that sounds about right for our resident gun-strokers.
 
2014-03-19 09:04:42 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Surely, this will really stick it to somebody.


Farkers apparently. At least by the look of some of these comments it seems that way.
 
2014-03-19 09:05:16 AM  
He's one of the leaders of the republican party so it should do well.
 
2014-03-19 09:06:52 AM  
Never been fired and only dropped once ...

// Pants-shiatting coward and pedophile turned chickenhawk ... because 'Murica!
 
2014-03-19 09:09:59 AM  
Ted Nugent is a red ,white, and blue dick.
 
2014-03-19 09:10:31 AM  

give me doughnuts: If he promised to put the muzzle in his mouth and pull the trigger, I'm pretty sure we could raise millions on Kickstarter.


Put that on Pay Per View and you'd make it all back too. Sounds like a win for everyone involved.
 
2014-03-19 09:11:28 AM  

Linux_Yes: Ted Nugent is a red ,white, and blue dick.


with ears. (course he has hearing loss because of all the sh*t "music" he's made/listened to over the years)
performed by the untalented, listened to by the untutored.
 
2014-03-19 09:16:07 AM  
i'm guessing that he loves farking children because he has a tiny, tiny penis.
 
2014-03-19 09:16:23 AM  
I'll bid on it if Ted uses it to kill himself like he promised, first.
 
2014-03-19 09:19:09 AM  
OMGwhothehellcares.png
 
2014-03-19 09:23:11 AM  

holdmybones: Shouldn't he be dead or in prison?


Another campaign promise Obama didn't keep.
 
2014-03-19 09:23:23 AM  
Ted Nugent's offering off a rifle similar to the one used by the military?

cinetropolis.net
Want an AR-15?  Never been fired and only dropped once!
 
2014-03-19 09:25:00 AM  
Damn you bubbles.
That's what I get for not reading TFT before commenting.
 
2014-03-19 09:26:44 AM  
The nice thing about ol' Terrible Theodore's firearm fetish is that, so long as he's stroking his gun, he can't be torturing that poor guitar.
 
2014-03-19 09:29:56 AM  
As much as I hate having this pants-shiatting coward anywhere my state, and despite the fact he should be dead or in jail, I say DO EET.

Make that dumbass Tancredo the GOP candidate. It's going to be hilarious when he inadvertently helps Hickenlooper win a second time. Tancredo is like the living embodiment of "we weren't conservative enough, double down on the derp and the people will elect a TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT!".
 
2014-03-19 09:31:25 AM  

Epic Fap Session: "...sacred Second Amendment rights."

sa·cred
ˈsākrid/
adjective
1.
connected with God (or the gods) or dedicated to a religious purpose and so deserving veneration.
"sacred rites"
synonyms: holy, hallowed, blessed, consecrated, sanctified, venerated, revered; More
religious rather than secular.
"sacred music"

Yeah, that sounds about right for our resident gun-strokers.


There are many people who believe that the "inalienable" rights articulated in the Constitution and Bill of Rights (including free speech, assembly, self-defense) are inherent and bestowed by upon us by God.  So "connected with God" is perfectly apropos.
 
2014-03-19 09:37:44 AM  
he going to auction it off in front of a movie theater?
 
2014-03-19 09:38:18 AM  

Jackson Herring: he going to auction it off in front of a movie theater?


High school library.
 
2014-03-19 09:39:48 AM  

sigdiamond2000: Jackson Herring: he going to auction it off in front of a movie theater?

High school library.


I was about to post that. Wouldn't be a bit surprised either.
 
2014-03-19 09:41:53 AM  

Jackson Herring: he going to auction it off in front of a movie theater?


Gabby Giffords's place.
 
2014-03-19 09:43:10 AM  

Karac: Ted Nugent's offering off a rifle similar to the one used by the military?

[cinetropolis.net image 585x438]
Want an AR-15?  Never been fired and only dropped once!



*shakes tiny fist*

DAMN YOU!  I was coming in here to post this picture:

i78.photobucket.com

"Trade you some AR-15 rifles owned by Ted Nugent.  Never been fired and only dropped once."
 
2014-03-19 09:46:50 AM  
shiatty firearm auctioned off by a shiatty musician and shiatty human being. But I'm sure certain morons will lap it up.

People like Teddy have become comedic caricatures and paper tigers worthy of nothing but ridicule and contempt.
 
2014-03-19 09:48:07 AM  

BravadoGT: There are many people who believe that the "inalienable" rights articulated in the Constitution and Bill of Rights (including free speech, assembly, self-defense) are inherent and bestowed by upon us by God.


Obviously, your god hates most of the people in the world, since he saw fit to "bestow" those rights on a minority of them.
 
2014-03-19 09:50:39 AM  

Frank N Stein: He should have used a rifle that wasn't so saturated in the market. Don't get me wrong, AR-15s can be cool. But I'm guessing this is some middling brand. Maybe a nice big bore wheel gun. Those are always cool.


The demand has slowed but its still a much wanted rifle.
Mainly cause it annoys liberals....

/You can get more powerful guns for far less money.
/But the gun itself isn't the point. The point is showing off their conservativeness.
 
2014-03-19 09:53:21 AM  
Terd Nugget
 
2014-03-19 09:53:22 AM  

way south: But the gun itself isn't the point. The point is showing off their conservativeness.


Sadly, I think this explains a great deal about the Motor City Meathead, and about gun nuts in general.
 
2014-03-19 09:53:37 AM  
tom "bomb mecca" tancredo?
 
2014-03-19 09:55:39 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Surely, this will really stick it to somebody.


Heh. Came to say exactly this.
 
2014-03-19 09:56:29 AM  

mutterfark: Wasn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by now? Not only is he a pants-sh***ing coward who advocates war, but declined to serve his country when he had the chance, but he is a liar as well? This is your hero GOP? At long last, have you no shame?;p


Finally figuring out the GOP are all hypocrites and cowards?
 
2014-03-19 09:57:05 AM  

BravadoGT: There are many people who believe that the "inalienable" rights articulated in the Constitution and Bill of Rights (including free speech, assembly, self-defense) are inherent and bestowed by upon us by God. So "connected with God" is perfectly apropos.


Who was it that caught so much backlash describing this very behavior?  This clinging to God and Guns mentality? Why I do declare they nearly had a conniption over being called out for this.

God didn't write your constitution and he didn't bestow upon you a divine right to carry a sub machine gun.
 
2014-03-19 09:57:50 AM  
Bidding is "high"? Well played subby.
 
2014-03-19 09:57:57 AM  

Slaves2Darkness: mutterfark: Wasn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by now? Not only is he a pants-sh***ing coward who advocates war, but declined to serve his country when he had the chance, but he is a liar as well? This is your hero GOP? At long last, have you no shame?;p

Finally figuring out the GOP are all hypocrites and cowards?


Like when Hannity said he would undergo waterboarding to prove it wasn't torture?
 
2014-03-19 10:00:40 AM  

gnosis301: And to think, if we'd kept up space exploration, there might've been a moon to move them off to.


????? We have kept up space exploration, the problem is we are still using rafts and oar powered Galleys to make to the other side of the sea. You know primitive craft with limited power. As soon as we either get over our fear of nuclear power or find some other way to power our rockets we will advance. To continue with the analogy we need to move from oar power boats to sail boats. I.e. chemical rockets to rockets or space ships powered by reactors, possibly fusion give the current technology trend.
 
2014-03-19 10:02:26 AM  
The people in this thread are not sufficiently deferential towards firearms. This is concerning.

Do not make fun of guns or gun advocates. You will suffer.
 
2014-03-19 10:02:48 AM  
I'd enter if I wanted to be spammed like crazy. That site doesn't seem too secure, either.

Also, unless it's an HBAR, I can't get it in my state anyway. My state banned regular AR15s last year, but heavy-barreled models are A-OK, lol. I guess a few ounces of extra weight doesn't scare anti-gunners.
 
2014-03-19 10:03:08 AM  

BravadoGT: Epic Fap Session: "...sacred Second Amendment rights."

sa·cred
ˈsākrid/
adjective
1.
connected with God (or the gods) or dedicated to a religious purpose and so deserving veneration.
"sacred rites"
synonyms: holy, hallowed, blessed, consecrated, sanctified, venerated, revered; More
religious rather than secular.
"sacred music"

Yeah, that sounds about right for our resident gun-strokers.

There are many people who believe that the "inalienable" rights articulated in the Constitution and Bill of Rights (including free speech, assembly, self-defense) are inherent and bestowed by upon us by God.  So "connected with God" is perfectly apropos.


I too believe that the sacred right to bear arms is as real as the god that bestowed it.
 
Rat
2014-03-19 10:03:48 AM  
Heya subby!  A shout out for the link to win a new rifle for the low low cost of an FFL transfer fee!!!  I'm wondering how many of the folks that posted above me signed up too.  Lefties love guns too, and since none of them have one, this will fulfill a life long dream of AR ownership.

™ hell, I'll even supply your ammo if you wanna go out and shoot up some cardboard
 
2014-03-19 10:05:00 AM  

give me doughnuts: If he promised to put the muzzle in his mouth and pull the trigger, I'm pretty sure we could raise millions on Kickstarter.


BILLIONS.
 
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