The Muthaship: How do you get a person who isn't a moron to adopt a cat?
OregonVet: The Muthaship: How do you get a person who isn't a moron to adopt a cat?Well? We're waiting....
Bathia_Mapes: The cat should be fine if it's placed in a home where it will have no contact with children. Some cats don't get along well with children, especially young children.And the same can be said with some dogs.
Bit'O'Gristle: Seriously? You are scared of a farking cat? So much that the entire family hides in a bedroom like little biatches? Seriously? Do you know how i know your husband is gay? fark that cat, if i had a cat, which i don't, and he tried that shiat on me and my family, i would stomp his stupid guts out. This is why i have dogs, cat's dont give a fark, and often attack / injure their owners. Jesus, get a farking pair and do what you have to do. Don't call the police because you are too much of a pussy to face your own cat. Punt that farker across the room. If that doesn't adjust his attitude, there is always gunfire.
Gothnet: How does a family get cornered by a cat?If you have a cat that vicious then throw a towel over it, scoop up the towel + cat and then take it directly to a shelter beat the towel against a tree until it's drippy.
Gothnet: How does a family get cornered by a cat?If you have a cat that vicious then throw a towel over it, scoop up the towel + cat and then take it directly to a shelter.
The Muthaship: Gothnet: How does a family get cornered by a cat?If you have a cat that vicious then throw a towel over it, scoop up the towel + cat and then take it directly to a shelter beat the towel against a tree until it's drippy.Fixed
thatboyoverthere: I have you in red as ITG for that one.
Burr: I have never "owned" a cat. Being raised on a farm, all the cats were drop offs and strays. Most of the time, they would stay out of sight and the mouse/rat population would stay down. Every once and a while you would get an exceptional one that would take down foxes or raccoons. Never had to feed them, never had to take care of them, they were just there.The ones that would attack your for no reason, or the ones that would attack the baby pigs, would get a bullet. Trying to "rehab" a farm cat was a waste of time, and it was just better for the ecosystem of the farm this way. No torture, usually caught them in a live trap and put a .22 into their skull at point blank.For every 3 or 4 dogs that we had die of old age (or hit by a car..which was more common then old age) we had one dog that had to be put down because they would become too sick. We had a dog that was the family pet, and had a habit of jumping into the back of the truck to go with dad to feed the hogs in the lots. He slipped one time, fell on his tailbone, and became paralyzed. Took him to the vet and the vet said that he would need a wheelchair and medication and everything else, which is impractical for a farm dog. One of the few days I saw my dad cry was when he was digging the grave for the pet that he loved and he had to put down.Practicality is a necessary trait on a farm.
The Muthaship: /because they are possessed by Satan, I presume
AnonymooseFarker: The two cat's I have meow are awesome.
The Muthaship: thatboyoverthere: I have you in red as ITG for that one.Yeah, that was pretty terrible.I do despise cats, though.I'm deathly allergic to them, and they know it. They will not leave me alone if I end up near one./because they are possessed by Satan, I presume
durbnpoisn: Indeed the issue here is the kid. Cats pretty much like things to stay as they are. Introduce something new, like a kid, and it messes with their territorial instincts. And it will act like an asshole. Whne my son was born, one of our cats suddenly decided to spray all over the house. Yeah, that was great fun.I'm afraid the only solution is to make a decision between the kid and the cat, as to who stays. Since the decision is obvious, that's tough shiat for the cat.As far as these people making national news for their ignorance, stupidity, and supreme cowardice, perhaps they should reconsider even having kids.
big pig peaches: Well fellow older farkers, here is a cat that'll keep those darned kids off your lawn and out of your house.
AnonymooseFarker: I'm not sure I'd have the "guts" to shoot an animal myself, but it's far better than some of the crap I have heard of people doing.
thatboyoverthere: The Muthaship: Gothnet: How does a family get cornered by a cat?If you have a cat that vicious then throw a towel over it, scoop up the towel + cat and then take it directly to a shelter beat the towel against a tree until it's drippy.FixedI have you in red as ITG for that one.
jiggitysmith: I once adopted a kitten from a, uh, questionable residence (toilet in the front yard questionable). I had never done anything to that cat, but it would be friendly-ish, then randomly (and frequently), would just snap, start growling and come after you, corner you, and try to dig into your ankles and then push away with its feet. Not life-threatening, but pretty much unacceptable for any house pet. My mom was half-convinced it was something I did, which I didn't because I'm not a psychopath. Eventually just sent it to the pound to be put down./The cat I have meow is great and doesn't do any of that gangster shiat.//Treated it just like the last
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