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(Washington Post)   FARC Commander pleads guilty to kidnapping Americans, chaining them to desks to write content for his website. CAN I AT LEAST GET A BATHROOM BREAK?   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 29
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2014-03-19 10:13:03 AM
+1 subby
 
2014-03-19 10:15:57 AM
The bathroom is all around you.
 
2014-03-19 10:17:00 AM
That explains the "content" in Opposing Views articles....
 
2014-03-19 10:19:10 AM
Commanders don't make  people write content.  Lieutenants do.
 
2014-03-19 10:23:54 AM
Drew, how could you?!
 
2014-03-19 10:24:17 AM
"FREE DREW!  FREE DREW!  Wait what's this guy's name?  Never mind."
 
2014-03-19 10:26:15 AM
Sounds like a Gannett newsroom.
 
2014-03-19 10:36:49 AM

usernameguy: Drew, how could you?!


Came in to say that was all that was missing from the headline:
"CAN I AT LEAST GET A BATHROOM BREAK, DREW?!"
 
2014-03-19 10:42:05 AM
MIlo Bloom nods somberly.

/couldn't find the relevant strip online
 
2014-03-19 10:49:25 AM
So that's where BuzzFeed articles come from...
 
2014-03-19 10:55:31 AM
Drew should be more careful about where he 'hires' his interns
 
2014-03-19 10:55:50 AM

BMFPitt: So that's where BuzzFeed reddit articles come from...


/FTFY
 
2014-03-19 11:06:47 AM
They'll get over it.
 
2014-03-19 11:10:51 AM
And here we thought the politics tab trolls were getting paid.
 
2014-03-19 11:22:08 AM
Commander?  I thought Drew would go for something a little more grandiose, like Generalissimo Curtis or El Supremo Curtis of Farkdonia.
 
2014-03-19 11:25:00 AM
Those Farcers, Ahi Dios mio!
 
2014-03-19 11:35:23 AM
I've gotten visits from HR in two companies for browsing FARK due to obvious reasons (I'm in Colombia) so I'm getting a kick (out of the company).
 
2014-03-19 11:38:26 AM

zimbomba63: El Supremo Curtis of Farkdonia


That's awesome :)
 
2014-03-19 11:45:26 AM

zimbomba63: Commander?  I thought Drew would go for something a little more grandiose, like Generalissimo Curtis or El Supremo Curtis of Farkdonia.


Farkistan sounds better.
 
2014-03-19 11:49:46 AM
Evidence?
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-19 12:00:32 PM

MBooda: Evidence?
[img.fark.net image 640x480]


Well, it's Maker's Mark, so they're not treated too badly.  Plus, there's a phone to call for help.  Maybe, they don't want to be rescued?  But, then again, they appeared to be "worked", until they collapse.
 
2014-03-19 12:07:31 PM
Why is it that Drew always kidnaps Americans, are they just convenient?, there's a lot of different nationality's on Fark. I'm sure some of them might like a little representation!
 
2014-03-19 12:08:24 PM

Dialectic: Those Farcers, Ahi Dios mio!

*Ay Dios Mío*
 
2014-03-19 12:09:38 PM
Water pipes have been frozen at my work for over a week. No bathroom breaks here either!

/shaddup and keep writing!
 
2014-03-19 12:10:23 PM

bluorangefyre: zimbomba63: Commander?  I thought Drew would go for something a little more grandiose, like Generalissimo Curtis or El Supremo Curtis of Farkdonia.

Farkistan sounds better.


True, but, there's too many 'stans to keep track of already.  I think Drew would want something out of the ordinary.
 
2014-03-19 12:17:23 PM

albatros183: Why is it that Drew always kidnaps Americans, are they just convenient?, there's a lot of different nationality's on Fark. I'm sure some of them might like a little representation!


Too much paperwork to smuggle foreign kidnap victims/website slaves into the country. Anyway, isn't kidnapping locally, the politically correct thing to do nowadays.
 
2014-03-19 12:38:45 PM

DerPups: Dialectic: Those Farcers, Ahi Dios mio!
*Ay Dios Mío*


What you got against ahi?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-19 12:55:08 PM
Richard Grasso seen laughing as he slipped away ..

/obscure?
 
2014-03-19 08:39:10 PM
what a FARC commander might look like

innovateky.com
 
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