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(Canoe)   Dominatrix plans to run for mayor of Toronto, promises to bring discipline to a chaotic town   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 53
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2014-03-19 09:37:40 AM  
She's got my vote cry of pain.
 
2014-03-19 10:03:57 AM  
If anyone would know how to do that, it's a dominatrix.
 
2014-03-19 10:07:25 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-19 10:07:39 AM  
Slow news day in Toronto
 
2014-03-19 10:10:28 AM  
That's Crazy Town, subby.
 
2014-03-19 10:10:44 AM  
I hope she wins, just so her supporters during her re-election campaign can go with the slogan "Yes, please, may I have another?"
 
2014-03-19 10:11:35 AM  
Yes but does she have enough to eat at home?
 
2014-03-19 10:17:40 AM  
What's the safe word?
 
2014-03-19 10:20:51 AM  
Cool.

Image-wise, she's better looking and cleaner than "Fat sack of drug-addled violent belligerent crap" Rob Ford.  In terms of corruption she has yet ot hold office, so it remains to be seen.  And policy-wise, if she "liked" Rob Ford she probably isn't much different, which is problematic because Rob was part of Harper's Reverse Socialism.  If she pulls right where it matters, in policy, she'll lose a lot Ford's opposition while also losing most of his sides' support because they are rife with sexist and hypocritical moralism.

But I'm guessing.

Also that video was terrible quality, not sure why I ever try to watch them, they're always crap.
 
2014-03-19 10:21:17 AM  

BC-D2: Slow news day in Toronto


Until the next ITO releases later today.  Likely coming out this afternoon, so there will be some more news-fodder.
 
2014-03-19 10:21:37 AM  
Yes ma'am.
 
2014-03-19 10:22:15 AM  
Carlie Ritch?

www.biography.com
 
2014-03-19 10:22:49 AM  
Seems like there is never a boring day in Toronto.
 
2014-03-19 10:28:38 AM  
One of the absolute nicest people I've ever met - kind, sweet, generous, funny, humble, and full of love - is a dominatrix. Some of the tortures she's paid very well to perform on her clients are pretty extreme.

So personally I wouldn't rule out voting for a dominatrix just because of her job.
 
2014-03-19 10:32:36 AM  
I kept waiting for her to biatch slap that naughty reporter. Or at least put his nuts in a vice. She's off to a bad start.
 
2014-03-19 10:42:26 AM  
No dominatrix pix?

You folks are slippin'

/not here at fark for the news, y'know...
 
2014-03-19 10:44:08 AM  
Not many years ago Toronto was considered by most a very nice well run cosmopolitan city with respect and dignity.  Now it is a punchline.
 
2014-03-19 10:50:35 AM  
No desperate bombshells in the ITO release, but cops confirm what everyone already knew, and they did offer to let Ford see the tape and he declined, which kills one of his talking points.
 
2014-03-19 10:55:26 AM  

bigsteve3OOO: Not many years ago Toronto was considered by most a very nice well run cosmopolitan city with respect and dignity.  Now it is a punchline.


I don't think Toronto is the punchline.   But it's current mayor damned well is.  I assume that various loonies run for mayor of Toronto periodically just as they would in any large city.  Ford will stay mayor until his term is out, and that will be the end of that.
 
2014-03-19 10:55:40 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: What's the safe word?


Subways
 
2014-03-19 10:57:24 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: What's the safe word?


Recall.
 
2014-03-19 10:57:31 AM  

threedingers: HMS_Blinkin: What's the safe word?

Subways


Bravo.
 
2014-03-19 11:09:04 AM  
Why the hell not, Toronto, you need to be whipped into shape.  It would be fun to watch her deal with the opposition.
 
2014-03-19 11:28:46 AM  
Toronto's bid to become the first city with its very own Fark tag appears to be advancing rapidly.
 
2014-03-19 11:35:16 AM  
I'm having trouble believing she is taking the election seriously if she goes to be interviewed in THAT getup.

If you want to be takenseriously then dress professionally-- and, no, not for THAT kind of profession.


Of course, this IS for the job of mayor of Toronto, so maybe it isn't something to take serious after all.
 
2014-03-19 11:38:47 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: What's the safe word?


Rob Ford would probably already know
 
2014-03-19 11:48:24 AM  

Summoner101: HMS_Blinkin: What's the safe word?

Rob Ford would probably already know


Yeah, but, he would be too high to remember it.  It's not going to make a difference, he'd be too numb to feel anything, anyway.
 
2014-03-19 11:49:14 AM  
Rob Ford doesn't seem like the kind of person who would visit a dominatrix.  He seems to prefer his whippings in public.
 
2014-03-19 11:50:37 AM  

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Then again, after thinking about it some more, I have to be honest here-- which would I vote for if given a choice on a local/state/national ballot:

1. A professional dominatrix who has reasonable policy positions and comes off as thoughtful, compassionate and intelligent EXCEPT for the fact she goes to interviews wearing fetish gear (or at best some trashy "suit" that is borderline fetish gear, complete with riding crop.)


-- OR --


2. Some guy who identifies with the "Tea Party" and/or agrees with the Republican party platform and/or claims the Bible will be his guide when in office.


...Oh, who am I kidding here?  Yeah.  I'd vote for the dominatrix lady in a heartbeat.


How about you, farkers?

/Let's just pray "Mizz Barbie Biatch" doesn't give Hilary Clinton any ideas.
 
2014-03-19 11:53:33 AM  
I would hit it.

And it would hit back.
 
2014-03-19 11:54:07 AM  
She might be just as right wing as Rob Ford. Alas.
 
2014-03-19 11:55:00 AM  
Will people have to address her as "Mistress Mayor"?
 
2014-03-19 12:00:24 PM  
She's got a face made for radio.
 
2014-03-19 12:02:28 PM  
I just checked out her web site-- it's all flash based.

Wow-- she really IS evil.

/Still would vote for her over just about anybody in the GOP.
//Too bad she's all the way up in Toronto-- Otherwise, I wonder if she would accept a professional redo of her web page in exchange for services.
///Hmmmm... I wonder if there are any near by doms with crappy web pages...
 
2014-03-19 12:04:40 PM  
It's nice to know Ally Sheedy can still find work.
 
2014-03-19 12:05:52 PM  
Has anybody heard from  Coyote Doyenne recemtly?
 
2014-03-19 12:17:37 PM  
Only the truly masochistic need click:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPFAAGC0Jxo

/audio out of sync bwahahhahahaha!
 
2014-03-19 12:29:14 PM  
I can think of a few national governments that could use a good flogging.
 
2014-03-19 12:36:04 PM  

Riche: Let's just pray "Mizz Barbie Biatch" doesn't give Hilary Clinton any ideas.


rakesprogress.files.wordpress.com

Too late.
 
2014-03-19 12:52:43 PM  

bigsteve3OOO: Not many years ago Toronto was considered by most a very nice well run cosmopolitan city with respect and dignity.  Now it is a punchline.


Meh, I'm pretty sure every major city has a kooky lineup of mayoral candidates happy to benefit their business from the publicity.
 
2014-03-19 01:07:56 PM  

bigbadideasinaction: bigsteve3OOO: Not many years ago Toronto was considered by most a very nice well run cosmopolitan city with respect and dignity.  Now it is a punchline.

Meh, I'm pretty sure every major city has a kooky lineup of mayoral candidates happy to benefit their business from the publicity.


Yeah, but Toronto has already elected one of them.  If it weren't for the stench of the Leafs, I'd want to move there.
 
2014-03-19 01:15:00 PM  

BMulligan: Riche: Let's just pray "Mizz Barbie Biatch" doesn't give Hilary Clinton any ideas.

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Too late.


I don't think I'd mind seeing the 1992 or earlier Hillary in fetish gear. Damn impressive looks for 45.

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 We all know now she wasn't cool with doing the wild stuff in the bedroom-- though BDSM Domme would match her personality disturbingly well.  If she had been more open minded there (probably) wouldn't have been the Monica Lewinsky scandal.  So, too bad for everybody on at least a couple of counts.


===================================

As for the 2014 Hillary?

img.fark.net


...Not so much.


/Please Hillary, No.  Just...No.
 
2014-03-19 01:34:51 PM  

Riche: We all know now she wasn't cool with doing the wild stuff in the bedroom-- though BDSM Domme would match her personality disturbingly well. If she had been more open minded there (probably) wouldn't have been the Monica Lewinsky scandal. So, too bad for everybody on at least a couple of counts.


I highly doubt that. I doubt Bill went for Monica because she was super freaky. He went for her because she was something Hillary could never be... which is NOT Hillary. He wanted some strange. No matter what Hillary did in the bedroom, she would never be as tempting as the younger girl he hadn't seen naked a thousand times.
 
2014-03-19 01:56:12 PM  

Riche: If [Hillary] had been more open minded there (probably) wouldn't have been the Monica Lewinsky scandal.


Eh, if Hillary had held a press conference saying "Yeah, Bill bangs interns when he wants, and I am fine with that," I doubt there would have been less scandal. IIRC we all assumed that was the truth anyway, and also assumed that it was politically impossible to admit.

I also doubt that being a freak in bed would have kept Bill faithful, if that's what you meant instead.
 
2014-03-19 02:02:07 PM  

miscreant: Riche: We all know now she wasn't cool with doing the wild stuff in the bedroom-- though BDSM Domme would match her personality disturbingly well. If she had been more open minded there (probably) wouldn't have been the Monica Lewinsky scandal. So, too bad for everybody on at least a couple of counts.

I highly doubt that. I doubt Bill went for Monica because she was super freaky. He went for her because she was something Hillary could never be... which is NOT Hillary. He wanted some strange. No matter what Hillary did in the bedroom, she would never be as tempting as the younger girl he hadn't seen naked a thousand times.


Yeah, you're right-- probably not.  Still, if Bill and Hillary had the kind of relationship where they could REALLY discuss things she might have given Bill what a friend of mine in a semi-open marriage called a "Hunting Pass" where he could get some officially sanctioned strange. With a bit of coordination from the SS there would have never been a scandal.

=============================

That brings up a couple of things I've wondered about for years:

First, what is the real relationship between Bill and Hillary Clinton?  Do they like each other?  Do they confide in each other? Bill seemed to put in an all out effort on Hillary's behalf to get the nom in 2008.

I like to think they get along well, mostly as friends and political partners.  As for the physical stuff Bill sleeps around, Hillary knows and just doesn't care.

But I don't know.  Maybe they can just barely stand each other, and Bill helps out with the campaign because it would be fun as hell being the first "First Gentleman" in the White House-- The second time around he would get most of the perks with few of the headaches.  And Hillary stays with Bill because it helps her chances at getting in the Big Chair.

========================

Another thing I've wondered about:  I think it's pretty damn unwise to keep what is possibly the most powerful man (or even woman) in the world sexually frustrated and under the microscope for eight years.

If the SS hasn't done so already (probably not, but...) there should be a top-secret position of presidential  "Masseuse"  to keep all that frustration from building up-- if you know what I mean.

The 2003(?) movie "Head Of State" had such a person on the campaign trail.  Seems like a damn good idea.
 
2014-03-19 02:57:23 PM  

Riche: Another thing I've wondered about:  I think it's pretty damn unwise to keep what is possibly the most powerful man (or even woman) in the world sexually frustrated and under the microscope for eight years.

If the SS hasn't done so already (probably not, but...) there should be a top-secret position of presidential  "Masseuse"  to keep all that frustration from building up-- if you know what I mean.

The 2003(?) movie "Head Of State" had such a person on the campaign trail.  Seems like a damn good idea.


"Everything is about sex, except sex, which is about power."
 
2014-03-19 03:35:10 PM  

Riche: [storage.torontosun.com image 650x403]
Then again, after thinking about it some more, I have to be honest here-- which would I vote for if given a choice on a local/state/national ballot:

1. A professional dominatrix who has reasonable policy positions and comes off as thoughtful, compassionate and intelligent EXCEPT for the fact she goes to interviews wearing fetish gear (or at best some trashy "suit" that is borderline fetish gear, complete with riding crop.)


-- OR --
2. Some guy who identifies with the "Tea Party" and/or agrees with the Republican party platform and/or claims the Bible will be his guide when in office.


...Oh, who am I kidding here?  Yeah.  I'd vote for the dominatrix lady in a heartbeat.


How about you, farkers?

/Let's just pray "Mizz Barbie Biatch" doesn't give Hilary Clinton any ideas.


Our poles show that we'd vote for her in a heartbeat.

i1.ytimg.com

"And by pole, I mean mah penis!"
 
2014-03-19 03:49:26 PM  
I'd vote for "The Woman"


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2014-03-19 05:01:25 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Has anybody heard from  Coyote Doyenne recemtly?


I certainly haven't seen her post in a long time... Her profile is suspiciously empty these days too...
 
2014-03-19 05:01:41 PM  
that night a wild party
women beat their men
animals watch beyond the fire
the dominatrix sleeps tonight
 
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