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(CBS News)   Amish buggy sought in Pennsylvania hit-and-run. Suspect is bearded, I repeat, bearded   (cbsnews.com) divider line 35
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2014-03-19 07:07:01 AM
www.nuffy.net
 
2014-03-19 07:37:51 AM
And he is NOT hatless.
 
2014-03-19 07:38:48 AM
I'm guessing it was Jebedia
 
2014-03-19 07:39:53 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I'm guessing it was Jebedia


Jebediah dammit
 
2014-03-19 07:41:20 AM
rookery.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-03-19 07:48:59 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Jebediah


Yep, Jebediah Yoder.

Book it, done.
 
2014-03-19 07:57:15 AM
So... we don't know yet if it was a man or a woman.
 
2014-03-19 08:00:24 AM

OregonVet:


I hope that's a joke because it's funny.
 
2014-03-19 08:02:05 AM
4a4b.wikispaces.com

We've gathered together some suspect vehicles. Can you identify the buggy that hit you?
 
2014-03-19 08:02:34 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-19 08:05:54 AM
clop-clop-clop-clop BANG! clop-clop-clop-clop...
 
2014-03-19 08:06:03 AM
A friend was asked to do an acting gig for one of those reality shows, of course with no pay.
/csb
//fark driving in Lancaster
 
2014-03-19 08:08:17 AM

ifky: [img.fark.net image 300x431]


I'm so upset I didn't come up with an Amish Paradise pic first.
 
2014-03-19 08:09:04 AM
Lancastrian here.  Some of these young guys out on rumspringa are drunk as a skunk.  They ain't as upstanding as you think they are.
 
2014-03-19 08:11:03 AM

Mad Tea Party: clop-clop-clop-clop BANG! clop-clop-clop-clop...


Came here to tell that joke, it's my favorite amish joke.
 
2014-03-19 08:12:31 AM
If any Amish people are reading this thread and are offended, I have only one thing to say to you:

WHY ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER, GET OUT IN THE FIELDS AND BACK TO WORK!
 
2014-03-19 08:17:00 AM

thecpt: A friend was asked to do an acting gig for one of those reality shows, of course with no pay.
/csb
//fark driving in Lancaster


This.  Going anywhere on the east side of Lancaster takes at least twice as long as you think it should.  In the summer and fall, there's thousands of fat tourists on huge farking tour buses.  All the damn semi-trucks on Rt 30 that take forever to get going through all of the traffic lights that aren't synchronized.  And the back roads are just as filled with tourists and of course buggies, but the hills and traffic make it nearly impossible to pass sometimes.   I've enjoyed the past 2 or 3 months of reduced tourists and buggy traffic because of the snow and cold weather, but it's about to get so farking annoying once springtime comes.
 
2014-03-19 08:20:03 AM
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-19 08:20:39 AM

offmymeds: [rookery.s3.amazonaws.com image 624x716]


I shiat you not, while I was living in Delaware, where Amish are plentiful, I drove past a buggy at night that had neon lights and was bumping beats out of its stereo.  I almost planted my car in the ditch, I've never been so distracted before.

The super Wal-Mart down the street from me had an overhang where the Amish could park their buggies.  I feel sorry for the poor chap that had to clean up those road apples...
 
2014-03-19 08:28:41 AM

mbillips: [www.quickmeme.com image 403x512]


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-19 08:34:25 AM
Chances are, its a teen so hes not bearded.
 
2014-03-19 09:00:12 AM
They were just shooting an episode of Amish Mafia...
 
2014-03-19 09:01:13 AM
Was the suspect a man or a woman?
 
2014-03-19 09:17:47 AM

thecpt: A friend was asked to do an acting gig for one of those reality shows, of course with no pay.
/csb
//fark driving in Lancaster


Seriously.  Do NOT ignore the PennDOT signs warning of buggy traffic.  Some of those back country roads are just perfect for riding rice rockets, but you'll be tucked into a corner, bike heeled over like a boss, and then SUDDENLY a buggy.
 
2014-03-19 09:26:58 AM
Amish mafia?

/DRFTA
 
2014-03-19 09:33:46 AM

Marshall Willenholly: thecpt: A friend was asked to do an acting gig for one of those reality shows, of course with no pay.
/csb
//fark driving in Lancaster

This.  Going anywhere on the east side of Lancaster takes at least twice as long as you think it should.  In the summer and fall, there's thousands of fat tourists on huge farking tour buses.  All the damn semi-trucks on Rt 30 that take forever to get going through all of the traffic lights that aren't synchronized.  And the back roads are just as filled with tourists and of course buggies, but the hills and traffic make it nearly impossible to pass sometimes.   I've enjoyed the past 2 or 3 months of reduced tourists and buggy traffic because of the snow and cold weather, but it's about to get so farking annoying once springtime comes.


I live in Lancaster County. Once you get into Gap, you're in another country. Tourists are always gawking about something. The Amish are making money and the rest of us are just trying to go about our day.

//Work in Intercourse...
 
2014-03-19 09:59:47 AM
If only there had been a Witness.
 
2014-03-19 10:24:01 AM
Shouldn't that be a hit-and-gallop?
 
2014-03-19 10:44:38 AM
Know why the Amish don't wear mustaches?

Because they look too 'militaristic'.

And the 'Pennsylvania Dutch'? That's actually a corruption of 'Pennsylvania Deutsch' as in 'German'.


[The 'More You Know'.jpg]
 
2014-03-19 11:07:56 AM

douchebag/hater: Know why the Amish don't wear mustaches?

Because they look too 'militaristic'.

And the 'Pennsylvania Dutch'? That's actually a corruption of 'Pennsylvania Deutsch' as in 'German'.


[The 'More You Know'.jpg]


The stereotypes are great. I work with an Amish woman who shops at Victoria's Secret and has to charge her cell phone at work.

//Greatest respect came when they forgave the man who killed the kids in Nickel Mines and attended his funeral.
 
2014-03-19 12:34:43 PM
allylloyd:

//Work in Intercourse...

Do you alter your commute to avoid Blue Balls?
 
2014-03-19 08:01:43 PM
allylloyd:

I live in Lancaster County. Once you get into Gap, you're in another country. Tourists are always gawking about something. The Amish are making money and the rest of us are just trying to go about our day.

//Work in Intercourse...


Cool, we should have an Amish-country Fark party sometime.  At Miller's all-you-can eat smorgasbord?

And I wish I had a dollar for every tourist I see taking a picture of their friends grinning in front of the "Welcome to Intercourse" sign.  At least the locals benefit from the joke.  I know they sell "Intercourse Fire Department" t-shirts and hats in the souvenir shops.
 
2014-03-19 09:10:59 PM

ifky: [img.fark.net image 300x431]


Came for Al.
 Leaving happy.
 
2014-03-19 09:14:30 PM

Marshall Willenholly: allylloyd:

I live in Lancaster County. Once you get into Gap, you're in another country. Tourists are always gawking about something. The Amish are making money and the rest of us are just trying to go about our day.

//Work in Intercourse...

Cool, we should have an Amish-country Fark party sometime.  At Miller's all-you-can eat smorgasbord?

And I wish I had a dollar for every tourist I see taking a picture of their friends grinning in front of the "Welcome to Intercourse" sign.  At least the locals benefit from the joke.  I know they sell "Intercourse Fire Department" t-shirts and hats in the souvenir shops.


Leave Blue Ball and go to Bird In Hand.
Stupid Lancaster County joke.

/Who knew there were so many Farkers in this town?
 
2014-03-20 02:30:30 PM

Marshall Willenholly: Cool, we should have an Amish-country Fark party sometime.  At Miller's all-you-can eat smorgasbord?


Please keep me on this list.  I have GOT to see what an Amish FARK party looks like.

/photoshop anyone?
//Miller's rules, but Haag's invariably presents you with a choice problem
 
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