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(NBC Miami)   The Urinating Man sprays three more victims in Gainesville. Worst Supervillain Ever   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 48
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2014-03-19 12:18:53 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
peeeeeeeeeee......
 
2014-03-19 12:24:32 AM
Subject is reported to have to have cat like reflexes.
 
2014-03-19 06:57:59 AM
Florida women: Stand your ground and shoot him in the dick.
 
2014-03-19 07:13:25 AM
Shiatter's become a pisser now.

/shouldn't be obscure
 
2014-03-19 07:14:03 AM
Call me....The Tinkler....
 
2014-03-19 07:18:58 AM
Well, he faces some stiff competition in the "Worst Supervillian Ever" category. There's the Clearwater Splasher, The Klondike Nabber, the Boulder Gum-Chewer, Captain Moran, the Fresno Flinger, the Savanna Sweaty Fat Guy, Dr. Walmart, the list just goes on.
 
2014-03-19 07:19:42 AM
"Hey baby,"
Sshshhhhhhhhhh
 
2014-03-19 07:20:46 AM

Richard C Stanford: Well, he faces some stiff competition in the "Worst Supervillian Ever" category. There's the Clearwater Splasher, The Klondike Nabber, the Boulder Gum-Chewer, Captain Moran, the Fresno Flinger, the Savanna Sweaty Fat Guy, Dr. Walmart, the list just goes on.


Remember the WalMart Pee-Peeper?
 
2014-03-19 07:21:19 AM

Richard C Stanford: Well, he faces some stiff competition in the "Worst Supervillian Ever" category. There's the Clearwater Splasher, The Klondike Nabber, the Boulder Gum-Chewer, Captain Moran, the Fresno Flinger, the Savanna Sweaty Fat Guy, Dr. Walmart, the list just goes on.


I don't know why, but "Dr. Walmart" gave me a chuckle.
 
2014-03-19 07:21:53 AM
And who could forget The Masturbatorium Mastermind?
 
2014-03-19 07:22:43 AM
Can they just cut it off and give him a bag the rest of his life?
 
2014-03-19 07:31:11 AM

Walker: Florida women: Stand your ground and shoot him in the dick.


With pepper spray.
 
2014-03-19 07:32:01 AM
And here I am, paying my hard earned money to have young men piss on me...
 
2014-03-19 07:32:09 AM
assets.nydailynews.com
What about the dreaded Philadelphia Swiss Cheese Masturbator?
 
2014-03-19 07:34:12 AM

Walker: Florida women: Stand your ground


"At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin' I run. She saw piss comin' she stayed. "
crackberry.com
 
das
2014-03-19 07:36:15 AM
Some folks pay good money for that!!!
 
2014-03-19 07:36:40 AM
Or BEST supervillian ever, subby?

...

Nah, worst.
 
2014-03-19 07:37:01 AM

erb4230: Can they just cut it off and give him a bag the rest of his life?


I'm pretty sure he'd just open the valve on the bag on people. And would escape an exposure charge to boot.

/to boot?
//turning into my long gone grandma lol
 
2014-03-19 07:37:03 AM
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"Some asshole pissed on my leg!"
 
2014-03-19 07:37:53 AM
Only Area Man can stop him!
 
2014-03-19 07:42:34 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: Richard C Stanford: Well, he faces some stiff competition in the "Worst Supervillian Ever" category. There's the Clearwater Splasher, The Klondike Nabber, the Boulder Gum-Chewer, Captain Moran, the Fresno Flinger, the Savanna Sweaty Fat Guy, Dr. Walmart, the list just goes on.

Remember the WalMart Pee-Peeper?


How about the guy who hid in the bottom of an outhouse to watch women "go"? That's some dedication and determination right there.

/why didn't the article give a complete description of the guy?
//fail
 
2014-03-19 07:48:45 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x842]
What about the dreaded Philadelphia Swiss Cheese Masturbator?


you owe me a new keyboard, you asshole. and a really nice one that lights up and shiat, cause you just made beer come out my nose, and ruined my razor excelsior or whatever the fark this is. i will be awaiting your pay pal info.

/douchebag
 
2014-03-19 07:52:34 AM
I moved to Berkeley in the mid 90s and during my first drive through town, I was at the corner of College and Ashby. This shabby old guy whips it out and starts pissing all over three newspaper dispensers. Back and forth laughing his head off. People walked past him as though he wasn't there. Strange place.
 
2014-03-19 07:52:55 AM

some_beer_drinker: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 228x221]
peeeeeeeeeee......


Peeing statue thread?

ii-prod-rw.marketlive.com
 
2014-03-19 07:54:54 AM

some_beer_drinker: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x842]
What about the dreaded Philadelphia Swiss Cheese Masturbator?

you owe me a new keyboard, you asshole. and a really nice one that lights up and shiat, cause you just made beer come out my nose, and ruined my razor excelsior or whatever the fark this is. i will be awaiting your pay pal info.

/douchebag


Compounding my crime:

www.vaiden.net
He hankers for a wank with cheese.
 
2014-03-19 07:56:53 AM
Lots o' racists in Gainesville, judging by the comments. Did you farkers know that white people never commit crimes? I never knew that.
 
2014-03-19 07:59:11 AM
I don't get this guy. Then again, I've never knowingly urinated on another person before.

//Did whiz on a Siamese cat once, but that's a story for a different time.
 
2014-03-19 08:02:41 AM
How can they be having a hard time finding him? I mean, they have a composite sketch of him! Remember, from yesterday? www.news4jax.com

I'm shocked, shocked I say, that he hasn't been found!

/damn muppets...
//meep!
 
2014-03-19 08:06:51 AM
visualfunhouse.com
/What a pisser.
 
2014-03-19 08:07:38 AM

cixelsyD Designs: How can they be having a hard time finding him? I mean, they have a composite sketch of him! Remember, from yesterday? [www.news4jax.com image 640x360]

I'm shocked, shocked I say, that he hasn't been found!

/damn muppets...
//meep!


isn't that Gary Coleman?
 
2014-03-19 08:08:33 AM

cixelsyD Designs: How can they be having a hard time finding him? I mean, they have a composite sketch of him! Remember, from yesterday? [www.news4jax.com image 640x360]

I'm shocked, shocked I say, that he hasn't been found!

/damn muppets...
//meep!


Looks a little like "Special Ed" from Crank Yankers.

/pissghetti, pissghetti, pissghetti, yeaahh
 
2014-03-19 08:16:17 AM
Hey, have they started filming that R. Kelly reality series yet?
 
2014-03-19 08:30:16 AM
Supervillain?  VILLAIN??  I'm a Superhero for God's sakes.  Those people all had jellyfish stings.  BAD ONES!!!
 
2014-03-19 08:33:10 AM

RobSeace: "Some asshole pissed on my leg!"


Did he tell you it was raining?
 
2014-03-19 08:33:34 AM
We're just lucky he isn't really pissed.
 
2014-03-19 08:37:27 AM
This is bullshiat. All those crimes..and NOBODY can catch him? Nobody even tried?

/Sounds like bullshiat story is bullshiat.
 
2014-03-19 08:39:44 AM
As a supervillain, this guy is much more ... um ... impressive:

dorkshelf.com
 
2014-03-19 08:47:30 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-19 08:57:07 AM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-19 08:59:34 AM
He will eventually be stopped by his nemesis: Depends Man
 
2014-03-19 09:05:37 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x842]
What about the dreaded Philadelphia Swiss Cheese Masturbator?


We also have the Arch Gourmet. Bwah ha ha!
 
2014-03-19 09:37:58 AM
static3.beanscdn.co.uk
 
2014-03-19 09:43:46 AM
Has he peed on any rugs yet?
 
2014-03-19 09:50:40 AM
Pray to God, he doesn't encounter a girl with a melon knife.
 
2014-03-19 10:03:34 AM
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Bermuda59: Has he peed on any rugs yet?


log_jammin: Call me....The Tinkler....


I called him, "The Piddler"
 
2014-03-19 11:05:02 AM
Wanted for questioning

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2014-03-19 11:56:03 AM
i3.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-19 03:31:26 PM
wtf? red???????
 
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