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(Daily Mail)   University student: "I never wear condoms, neither do most of the guys I know. It's mainly because they're uncomfortable and make you lose sensation and it's like a trophy if you have sex without one"   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-03-18 11:50:50 PM  
said every male since the dawn of time
I cant wait until we hear about the skyrocketing hiv rates among ex-college students.


/do we get this SAME story every couple of months??
 
2014-03-18 11:51:16 PM  
Sir? Sir! You forgot your trophy! Here you go:

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-19 12:02:41 AM  
You mean the 7 billion people on earth didn't get there by magic?
 
2014-03-19 12:05:24 AM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-19 12:23:36 AM  
The url is something special: Its-like-trophy-sex-girl-without-using-condom-not-big-deal-contract-ST I-As-university-infection-rates-soar-shocking-truth-sex-campus.html

/enjoy your syphilis-hiv-herpes, guys who never use condoms
 
2014-03-19 12:35:38 AM  
With the dozen or so girls I slept with in college, I only used protection all the time with maybe 2-3 of them, which were the ones who were not on the pill (or in one case, already pregnant by some other dude).

Worst I got was HPV, which isn't good, but is hardly any of the alternatives.
 
2014-03-19 12:54:24 AM  
Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"

cf.badassdigest.com
 
2014-03-19 02:05:23 AM  
Alex Trebek: "Cup Check?"

Cup Check: "What is stupid shiat guys at college say before becoming dads with Hepetitis and child support payments?"
 
2014-03-19 02:34:25 AM  

bdub77: Sir? Sir! You forgot your trophy! Here you go:


That's the second place trophy in the unsafe sex awards.

First place is nothing
Second Place is Spawning
Third Place is an STI
 
2014-03-19 02:35:29 AM  
*slow clap*
 
2014-03-19 02:58:37 AM  
Trophy?
How do you show it off, let the other frat boys sniff your dick?
 
2014-03-19 03:27:29 AM  

TommyymmoT: Trophy?
How do you show it off, let the other frat boys sniff your dick?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
 
2014-03-19 06:09:51 AM  
www.emandlo.com
 
2014-03-19 06:17:21 AM  

Solid State Vittles: *slow clap*


Well-played sir.

Back in my youth, the biggest concern was knocking up a woman.  Sure, there were STDs...but they were all easily curable (crabs, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia).  With women taking the pill, I seldom used a condom.  Now, you have STDs that are incurable or difficult to treat like hepatitis, herpes (and 20% of the population has it http://justherpes.com/facts/genital-herpes-statistics-us-hsv2/), super-gonorrhea, and HIV.  It's like playing Russian roulette with your genitals.

WTF is wrong with kids today?  Now get off my lawn.
 
2014-03-19 06:29:52 AM  
I worked at a gaming store in college; best STD prevention method known to man.

Then I met Mrs. Samurai at a local showing of Rocky Horror.

/late 90s/early 2000s were a weird time
 
2014-03-19 06:30:46 AM  

UNC_Samurai: I worked at a gaming store in college; best STD prevention method known to man.

Then I met Mrs. Samurai at a local showing of Rocky Horror.

/late 90s/early 2000s were a weird time


So.. your future wife gave you an STD in the late 90's?
 
2014-03-19 06:31:28 AM  
I had crabs once.
 
2014-03-19 06:31:52 AM  

Aar1012: bdub77: Sir? Sir! You forgot your trophy! Here you go:

That's the second place trophy in the unsafe sex awards.

First place is nothing
Second Place is Spawning
Third Place is an STI


I gotta get me some biatches. I LOVE Subarus.
 
2014-03-19 06:32:12 AM  
I'd be more concermed about getting her pregnant thhan catching a disease. I had one too many of those times to go through when someone has missed her period so she thinks she's pregnant. Thank heaven I don't have any bastard children that I know of.
 
2014-03-19 06:34:36 AM  
I always bag it up. But then again I was born HIV+.

Someday, just once, I want to know what it feels like without one. With undetectable viral loads and PreP/PeP and the Swiss Statement, maybe soon. It's gotta be risk-free.
 
2014-03-19 06:36:32 AM  

log_jammin: I had crabs once.


I prefer mantis shrimp. They're pretty good.
 
2014-03-19 06:37:47 AM  
shizuokasushi.files.wordpress.com

mmmmm
 
2014-03-19 06:38:29 AM  
It's not like anyone was interested in sex with me, but if the chance came up, I wanted no chance of fatherhood.
 
2014-03-19 06:39:19 AM  
I can't remember the last time I didn't use a condom.
 
2014-03-19 06:41:03 AM  

bdub77: Sir? Sir! You forgot your trophy! Here you go:

[img.fark.net image 264x191]


That's not the trophy. That's the toy surprise you get with the trophy nine months later.
 
2014-03-19 06:41:19 AM  
Huh.  Good to know that almost every college student in existence is responsible in their sexual behavior and always uses protection.  That certainly lifts my faith in humanity a bit.

// The source is the Mail, if you're unsure where I'm getting this.
 
2014-03-19 06:42:47 AM  
1) Set him up with a "honeypot".
2) Have her get him drunk as hell.
3) Get him home, and get him passed out.
4) Leave him with a pair of panties in his hand.
5) Write "Welcome to the AIDS club" in lipstick on his mirror.
 
2014-03-19 06:42:57 AM  

doglover: [shizuokasushi.files.wordpress.com image 225x169]

mmmmm


*barf*
 
2014-03-19 06:47:16 AM  
If you don't wear a condom it's like you're having a wet swordfight with every guy who's ever been in that hole, all at once.  So ya know, if you're into that shiat...
 
2014-03-19 06:48:06 AM  
I am sure this story is shocking to peopel who never went to a party in college.
 
2014-03-19 06:48:26 AM  
Have fun with that paternity suit and monthly child support payments, dumbass.
 
2014-03-19 06:50:38 AM  

Joelogon: Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"


It's been 3 years since it ended, but I'm going to tell Joan about the affair. Comedy gold, that skit!
 
2014-03-19 06:50:41 AM  
HAMMERTOE:

1) Set him up with a "honeypot".
2) Have her get him drunk as hell.
3) Get him home, and get him passed out.
4) Leave him with a pair of panties in his hand.
5) Write "Welcome to the AIDS club" in lipstick on his mirror.



Most awesome urban legend evar.
 
2014-03-19 06:52:57 AM  

The_EliteOne: I always bag it up. But then again I was born HIV+.

Someday, just once, I want to know what it feels like without one. With undetectable viral loads and PreP/PeP and the Swiss Statement, maybe soon. It's gotta be risk-free.


I cannot imagine how horribly that affects you. As someone who also got shafted by nature, you have my empathy. It ain't fair, and some people think it makes us stronger people--but fark that. It just sucks.
 
2014-03-19 06:54:17 AM  
I've used condoms with every woman I wasn't, or soon to be, married to.  But those ones were all hookers or this one gal I picked up in a hotel parking lot.

My pickup line for the "parking lot girl" was epic:  Our paths crossed and I said, "Hey, wanna fark?"

/don't have even close have the looks for that to work.
//she put a finger up there on the bj.
///glad I gloved with that one
 
2014-03-19 06:54:58 AM  

doglover: UNC_Samurai: I worked at a gaming store in college; best STD prevention method known to man.

Then I met Mrs. Samurai at a local showing of Rocky Horror.

/late 90s/early 2000s were a weird time

So.. your future wife gave you an STD in the late 90's?


Thankfully, I've never had one. Not even in that medical research experiment; I was lucky enough to be in the control group.

My roommate at the time was not so lucky.
 
2014-03-19 07:00:33 AM  

dfacto: having a wet swordfight with every guy who's ever been in that hole



cf.broadsheet.ie
 
2014-03-19 07:03:08 AM  
Serious questions for the guys - is wearing a condom really that awful? The men I've been with don't seem to have suffered, including the one who could go for an hour and a half straight.
 
2014-03-19 07:05:09 AM  
"Genital warts in my vagina?"

www.medhelp.org
 
2014-03-19 07:05:18 AM  

log_jammin: I had crabs once.


I like mine in butter garlic sauce.
 
2014-03-19 07:06:26 AM  

UNC_Samurai: doglover: UNC_Samurai: I worked at a gaming store in college; best STD prevention method known to man.

Then I met Mrs. Samurai at a local showing of Rocky Horror.



At the Rialto in Raleigh?

 
2014-03-19 07:07:15 AM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-19 07:07:49 AM  
CSB: Senior year in college I was dating a first-year girl who insisted it was fine not to wear a condom with her because she was on the pill and had only been with one other person.  Of course, being a guy I didn't point out how this wasn't exactly safe for hernecessarily, even though I knew I was testing clean. But after 3 or 4 months it dawns on me: this isn't exactly great for me either because what if she's going behind my back? We ended up breaking up shortly thereafter (she was telling everyone we were engaged, including her parents and relatives) and within a week she started hooking up with a guy she met online. She'd bring the guy on campus to the library and parade him by where I worked to try to make me jealous. Another week later I find out she contracted genital warts from him. Bullet dodged.
 
2014-03-19 07:08:19 AM  
Nogale:   Serious questions for the guys - is wearing a condom really that awful? The men I've been with don't seem to have suffered, including the one who could go for an hour and a half straight.

No.  It's definetly not as much fun as going bareback and it's an interruption in the flow of things to put the stupid thing on.  But, the consequences of having a baby or an STD is far worse than any "inconvenience".

I would think that would be obvious for most guys, but lot of my friends hate it and would go without if the girl doesn't object.
 
2014-03-19 07:09:32 AM  

offmymeds: log_jammin: I had crabs once.

I like mine in butter garlic sauce.


I would have gave you as much of them as you wanted.
 
2014-03-19 07:09:56 AM  
I always used a simple algorithm:

1. IF not a monogamous serious relationship, THEN use condoms
2. IF a monogamous serious relationship, THEN get tested and ditch the condoms
3. ALWAYS use birth control

Sex with a condom blows. I would rather wait/do without. My philosophy was always 'if I need to be using a condom, I probably shouldn't be having sex anyway...and I wouldn't.

/YMMV
 
2014-03-19 07:14:22 AM  

Wolf892: The_EliteOne: I always bag it up. But then again I was born HIV+.

Someday, just once, I want to know what it feels like without one. With undetectable viral loads and PreP/PeP and the Swiss Statement, maybe soon. It's gotta be risk-free.

Dude, seriously? That's got to suck so hard, but it seems like you've managed to find a place helping others with the organization, Cicatelli.

Do you mind answering a question? I've always wondered how someone with HIV might take the kind of humor that is demonstrated on T.V in shows like Family guy, South Park, Team America, etc where they not only seem to make light of the disease but outright make fun of those people who have it.

Are you able to play this off as just humor, or do you think this takes the idea of using shock as humor too far?


When it's done well I enjoy it. The South Park episode where Cartman gets AIDS, expertly done...Amy Schumer's "AIDS Date" - also really well done. I actually use that clip when I talk to young people about disclosure. Green Arrows sidekick coming out as positive? Good job there.

The South Park episode with Subways Jared and his "aids" - unfunny/poory executed. Family Guy Barbershop Quartet - ehhh but little bobby on thr hollywood squares with "whats lower than absolute 0" - "my white blood cell count!" Its gold. I use that one whenever I can.

For me it all depends on how they approach it. I've never seen anyone make fun of the activists that fought and died so I can even have meds, or people making fun of the memorial quilt so, usually its OK. And hey maybe it gets someone to ask about it and learn something.
 
2014-03-19 07:14:27 AM  
Onkel Buck:

And pregnant Kari proved that one busted.

...now what about pregnant Jamie...?
 
2014-03-19 07:15:46 AM  

Onkel Buck: UNC_Samurai: doglover: UNC_Samurai: I worked at a gaming store in college; best STD prevention method known to man.

Then I met Mrs. Samurai at a local showing of Rocky Horror.


At the Rialto in Raleigh?


Yep. Dude that used to play Rocky was my roommate in college (not the one that participated with me in the gonnorhea vaccine). And yes, he too worked at the gaming store with me.

/To the best of my knowledge, he did not meet Mrs. Hairboy at RHPC.
 
2014-03-19 07:16:12 AM  

Nogale: Serious questions for the guys - is wearing a condom really that awful? The men I've been with don't seem to have suffered, including the one who could go for an hour and a half straight.


It's not awful so much as boring.

Some of the best sensations are simply not there. All the folds and cilia and stuff don't come into play.

Imagine a hamburger. Normal sex is the best, biggest hamburger you can eat. It's got all kinds of things going on and it's very satisfying. A pleasure for all the senses and it lasts a long time and is just great.

Condom sex is like a McDonald's plain hamburger. It's fine if you're hungry, but hardly worth the dollar it cost and it's not very satisfying overall. And given the choice between another one or something else, you'll usually choose something else.

And just to be sure, the only reason that guy could go for an hour and a half is because the condom was so thick it didn't really feel very good. Even with whiskey dick, where you literally can't finish, an hour and a half straight is a long session. Someone will need a break before then if you're doing it right.
 
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