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(Fox News)   Arizona conservationists spend $150,000 to airlift 31 bighorn sheep onto new reservation with thriving mountain lion population. Guess what happens   (foxnews.com) divider line 16
    More: Dumbass, Fish Department, western U.S., wildlife officials, Center for Biological Diversity, conservation, exact science  
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M-G
2014-03-19 01:01:32 AM
5 votes:
Maybe they should hire these guys....

animationreview.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-19 12:42:24 AM
4 votes:
Well, if history tells us anything, the sheep and the mountain lions formed communities based on mutual respect and friendship. They quickly learned to set aside their differences and even built schools and churches where any species could attend without fear of being eaten.
2014-03-19 01:01:36 AM
3 votes:
They should be okay......I heard that the majority of cougars live in Scottsdale.
2014-03-19 12:46:51 AM
3 votes:
www.hoax-slayer.com

Soon ...
2014-03-19 12:56:43 AM
2 votes:
150K to move 31 sheep? Who'd they have watching 'em, these guys?

www.slantmagazine.com
2014-03-19 12:50:16 AM
2 votes:
Where's the goat bighorn sheep?

jp.popapostle.com
2014-03-19 12:43:07 AM
2 votes:
The mountain lion's enemies aren't all innocent subby.

img4.wikia.nocookie.net /Hail Satan
2014-03-18 11:56:05 PM
2 votes:
nom nom nom
2014-03-19 11:51:47 AM
1 votes:

Canton: wildcardjack: Canton: wildcardjack: You get happy mountain lions.

Wait, you mean they weren't supposed to eat all of them? Well, figure out a cheaper way to get them in, and plant cameras.

They only ate like, half of them.

/Natural selection at work

Unfortunately it was planned by a Creationist who thought the animals should go two by two, and all the males were eaten.

Thought it was seven by seven for the "clean" animals. Still a derpy strategy for polygamous ungulates, though.

/Pretty sure one healthy ram could service a herd of 30 ewes
//If they were into it
///Hope they sent a backup ram


Polygamous Ungulates is the name of my new Mormon death metal band.


/actually, I believe I know enough people to accomplish this IRL
2014-03-19 03:14:22 AM
1 votes:

untaken_name: Maybe they weren't sheep conservationists. Maybe they were mountain lion conservationists. Ever think of that?


Ooh. I see what ewe did there...
2014-03-19 02:10:59 AM
1 votes:

Canton: wildcardjack: You get happy mountain lions.

Wait, you mean they weren't supposed to eat all of them? Well, figure out a cheaper way to get them in, and plant cameras.

They only ate like, half of them.

/Natural selection at work


Unfortunately it was planned by a Creationist who thought the animals should go two by two, and all the males were eaten.
2014-03-19 01:35:40 AM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-19 12:55:36 AM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: DarkSoulNoHope: The mountain lion's enemies aren't all innocent subby.

/Hail Satan

Yay Blood Orgy!


img.fark.net

... something something Sandstorm
2014-03-19 12:53:55 AM
1 votes:
It's really too bad the sinful humans ruined it for the rest of the world's animals (like sheep).  I learned at this museum in Kentucky that all the animals used to be vegetarians a few thousand years ago.  Maybe we could retrain the mountain lions to graze like the sheep?
2014-03-19 12:46:51 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-19 12:44:20 AM
1 votes:
They fix the cable?
 
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