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(TMZ)   Justin Bieber claims he wasn't driving drunk; he was driving with a fractured foot   (tmz.com) divider line 47
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2014-03-18 07:50:10 PM
Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
 
2014-03-18 08:05:39 PM
So he went up from a simple DWI to Reckless Driving?  I hope this kid doesn't play poker.
 
2014-03-18 08:29:56 PM
Yeah? Well someone needs to break their foot off in his ass
 
2014-03-18 09:26:55 PM
Cops say Bieber tested positive for Xanax and weed

A 3 month old hairline fracture isn't going to get you out of that kid.
 
2014-03-18 09:39:51 PM
What's a Bieber?
 
2014-03-18 09:58:17 PM
"What?  I've been driving a Lamborghini since I was 15."

Smart rebuttal.  That must have endeared him to the $35,000 a year cop.
 
2014-03-18 10:25:27 PM

Demetrius: Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!


The check is in the mail!
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2014-03-18 11:05:41 PM
Sounds like a...

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...to me.
 
2014-03-18 11:34:24 PM
It pains me to defend this douche, but he blew a 0.014, and the car's GPS had mix maxing at at 44 mph.  Cops are lying (it probably didn't help he was being snotty to them), they have zero credibility here.
 
2014-03-18 11:52:41 PM

thamike: So he went up from a simple DWI to Reckless Driving?  I hope this kid doesn't play poker.


that is pretty common, in a plea deal. Reckless driving is a lesser crime.
 
2014-03-18 11:53:48 PM
As someone who broke his foot two weeks ago, I'm not getting a kick out of this.
 
2014-03-18 11:55:09 PM
I only care enough to come here and post 'I don't care'.
 
2014-03-19 12:00:23 AM
So he did pushups with a fractured foot?

Someone didn't think their cunning plan all the way through...
 
2014-03-19 12:05:45 AM

CygnusDarius: I only care enough to come here and post 'I don't care'.


Nobody gives a shiat
 
2014-03-19 12:06:16 AM
Who?
 
2014-03-19 12:12:04 AM

SpdrJay: Who?


I don't know what it is you're talking about but I think it's a Bieber
 
2014-03-19 12:17:46 AM

mcnguyen: It pains me to defend this douche, but he blew a 0.014, and the car's GPS had mix maxing at at 44 mph.  Cops are lying (it probably didn't help he was being snotty to them), they have zero credibility here.


Oh, what a tough call for the resident cop-haters: To accept their story, or the juvenile bleatings of a spoiled twatwaffle like Bieber.

Personally, I wish they'd broken his OTHER foot...and his skull.
 
2014-03-19 12:18:38 AM
And btw, since the Beebs is under 21--ANY BAC is "driving drunk," since he's supposed to blow a .000 at all times.
 
2014-03-19 12:24:36 AM

Gyrfalcon: mcnguyen: It pains me to defend this douche, but he blew a 0.014, and the car's GPS had mix maxing at at 44 mph.  Cops are lying (it probably didn't help he was being snotty to them), they have zero credibility here.

Oh, what a tough call for the resident cop-haters: To accept their story, or the juvenile bleatings of a spoiled twatwaffle like Bieber.

Personally, I wish they'd broken his OTHER foot...and his skull.


You can blow that much off of eating sourdough bread.  I'm still going to hate cops until they quit trying to arrest me for reporting a crime or arresting me for being sane.  I'm looking at you Ada County pigs.  The same Ada County that's always on the TMZ Mugshot Roundup these days.
 
2014-03-19 12:24:56 AM

Gyrfalcon: And btw, since the Beebs is under 21--ANY BAC is "driving drunk," since he's supposed to blow a .000 at all times.


True.  That is an asinine law, though.  Clearly nobody outside maybe a 3 year old would be driving "under the influence" with half a beer in them.
 
2014-03-19 12:27:31 AM
And the (most likely lying) cop said he "reeked of alcohol".  That's possible, I suppose, if he spilled a bunch all over himself, maybe.  Lying cop is more probable in this case, especially when paired with the "drag racing" lie.
 
2014-03-19 12:33:48 AM
So, he drives like a beeyotch.

/Shocked I tell you.
 
2014-03-19 12:36:12 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Gyrfalcon: mcnguyen: It pains me to defend this douche, but he blew a 0.014, and the car's GPS had mix maxing at at 44 mph.  Cops are lying (it probably didn't help he was being snotty to them), they have zero credibility here.

Oh, what a tough call for the resident cop-haters: To accept their story, or the juvenile bleatings of a spoiled twatwaffle like Bieber.

Personally, I wish they'd broken his OTHER foot...and his skull.

You can blow that much off of eating sourdough bread.  I'm still going to hate cops until they quit trying to arrest me for reporting a crime or arresting me for being sane.  I'm looking at you Ada County pigs.  The same Ada County that's always on the TMZ Mugshot Roundup these days.


At least they aren't going to shoot you for being unarmed anymore.  So...there's that.
 
2014-03-19 12:41:31 AM

Gyrfalcon: And btw, since the Beebs is under 21--ANY BAC is "driving drunk," since he's supposed to blow a .000 at all times.


Xanax is pretty much like alcohol on its own, and it amplifies the effects of alcohol greatly, so that 0.014 was more like a 0.05 + whatever the Xanax did.
 
2014-03-19 12:43:29 AM
You can get a registerable bac from blowing drunk rappers?
 
2014-03-19 12:48:12 AM

Gyrfalcon: And btw, since the Beebs is under 21--ANY BAC is "driving drunk," since he's supposed to blow a .000 at all times.


Incorrect. Florida's zero tolerance starts at .02 .
 
2014-03-19 12:57:15 AM
"Fractured foot hard lemonade" now availabe in stores near you.
 
2014-03-19 01:24:38 AM

thamike: So he went up from a simple DWI to Reckless Driving?  I hope this kid doesn't play poker.


I hope he gets to experience a "backdoor straight."

/Nah, he's rich. Slap on the hand it is!
//"Ooops, Mr. Beiber... didn't mean to hurt your singin' hand."
 
2014-03-19 02:00:59 AM

mcnguyen: And the (most likely lying) cop said he "reeked of alcohol".  That's possible, I suppose, if he spilled a bunch all over himself, maybe.  Lying cop is more probable in this case, especially when paired with the "drag racing" lie.


The cop that gave me a DUI lied his ass off on the report.  I'm pretty sure he just cut and pasted the entire thing from every other DUI he's ever written.
 
2014-03-19 02:10:43 AM

elguerodiablo: mcnguyen: And the (most likely lying) cop said he "reeked of alcohol".  That's possible, I suppose, if he spilled a bunch all over himself, maybe.  Lying cop is more probable in this case, especially when paired with the "drag racing" lie.

The cop that gave me a DUI lied his ass off on the report.  I'm pretty sure he just cut and pasted the entire thing from every other DUI he's ever written.


Were you dui?
 
2014-03-19 03:09:08 AM

Prey4reign: "What?  I've been driving a Lamborghini since I was 15."

Smart rebuttal.  That must have endeared him to the $35,000 a year cop.


Much as I hate the little scumbag, that's a really good comeback.
 
2014-03-19 07:54:53 AM
Fark him. High on Xanax and weed = impaired.
 
2014-03-19 08:12:58 AM

nakedcritic: Fark him. High on Xanax and weed = impaired.


Yup. Also, having your entourage block off the street for a race is still racing even it you didn't get up to speed before the cops showed up. At least it would be for us mortals.
 
2014-03-19 08:35:52 AM

BATMANATEE: At least it would be for us mortals.


I think the combination of the Dunning-Kruger effect, impairing substances and an Italian sportscar will sooner or later show, who's mortal, too.
 
2014-03-19 08:53:45 AM

mcnguyen: And the (most likely lying) cop said he "reeked of alcohol".  That's possible, I suppose, if he spilled a bunch all over himself, maybe.  Lying cop is more probable in this case, especially when paired with the "drag racing" lie.


Driving with an open container?
 
2014-03-19 09:06:41 AM

mcnguyen: It pains me to defend this douche, but he blew a 0.014, and the car's GPS had mix maxing at at 44 mph.  Cops are lying (it probably didn't help he was being snotty to them), they have zero credibility here.


He's not an american citizen, and he is underage. Zero tolerance alcohol policies in that instance.
 
2014-03-19 10:05:32 AM

Gyrfalcon: mcnguyen: It pains me to defend this douche, but he blew a 0.014, and the car's GPS had mix maxing at at 44 mph.  Cops are lying (it probably didn't help he was being snotty to them), they have zero credibility here.

Oh, what a tough call for the resident cop-haters: To accept their story, or the juvenile bleatings of a spoiled twatwaffle like Bieber.

Personally, I wish they'd broken his OTHER foot...and his skull.


I'm a resident cop-hater and I also really dislike Bieber.  I'm torn on this.

IMHO, the best case scenario would have been a meteor destroying the police station while Bieber was there.
 
2014-03-19 10:11:52 AM

Demetrius: Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!


I pulled out that very DVD just last night.
 
2014-03-19 10:12:04 AM
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2014-03-19 10:22:39 AM
After reading Bieber's smartass responses to the cops, and having watched his douchebag performance in his recent deposition, I for one would love to see someone knock him straight the fark out. Damn near all teenage boys need a good ass whoopin', but this one should be at the head of the line.
 
2014-03-19 10:27:44 AM

mcnguyen: And the (most likely lying) cop said he "reeked of alcohol".  That's possible, I suppose, if he spilled a bunch all over himself, maybe.  Lying cop is more probable in this case, especially when paired with the "drag racing" lie.


he aint gonna sleep with you...
 
2014-03-19 11:53:09 AM
He might not have been drinking that night, but based on his mugshot he was high as fark.
 
2014-03-19 12:23:24 PM
Why couldn't it have been a fractured face?  From being hit.  In the head.

With a truck.
 
2014-03-19 02:08:37 PM

chitownmike: thamike: So he went up from a simple DWI to Reckless Driving?  I hope this kid doesn't play poker.

that is pretty common, in a plea deal. Reckless driving is a lesser crime.


I meant and Reckless Driving.  He's positive for drugs, and at a .014. DWI is inevitable. Add willingly getting into a car with a non-operating foot--that's not a plea, that's a tacked-on charge.  Something the cops usually think of first.

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"THANKS AGAIN, CANADA!"
 
2014-03-19 03:40:18 PM

thamike: "THANKS AGAIN, CANADA!"


Don't blame us. You're the one who broke him. Dump him in the ocean, it'll be someone else's problem then...
 
2014-03-19 07:58:31 PM
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I had to drive that quick! It was goddamn bat country!
 
2014-03-20 10:33:47 AM

blacksharpiemarker: thamike: "THANKS AGAIN, CANADA!"

Don't blame us. You're the one who broke him. Dump him in the ocean, it'll be someone else's problem then...


That was an earnest thanks from the Miami-Dade police department.
 
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