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(Mirror.co.uk)   You think your neighbors are bad? Get a load of these anti-social neighbors from hell that would give anyone nightmares   (mirror.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-03-18 08:11:14 PM  
abcnews.go.com


www.biography.com


Feel left out.
 
2014-03-18 08:35:57 PM  
It's a Reunion Thread!!
 
2014-03-18 08:48:23 PM  
The 66-year-old, from the north Wales seaside town Rhyl, loved to sunbathe.

Sadly, Hugh McLaughlin ruined the summer for blushing neighbours - who he complained to police about - because he liked to do it naked in his back garden.


Honestly, I could care less about some naked 66 year old man napping in his back yard. Mind your business! You don't have to look.
 
2014-03-18 09:33:07 PM  
Had this been about American neighbors from hell, it would have been rated R instead of PG-13.
 
2014-03-18 09:40:32 PM  
Sponsored link, I guess?
 
2014-03-18 09:40:52 PM  

thamike: [abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

Feel left out.


"He was a quiet fellow. Kept to himself, mostly."
 
2014-03-18 09:42:21 PM  
The story behind this pic is okay but not what I hoped it would be.


i2.mirror.co.uk
 
2014-03-18 09:44:27 PM  
No, THIS is a neighbor from hell

www.richardcrouse.ca
 
2014-03-18 09:44:29 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-18 09:46:05 PM  
How is the guy who got a middle finger statue for his ex-wife's lover's house a "neighbor from hell"? Sounds like a reasonable, constructive way to voice your warranted displeasure with another human being.
 
2014-03-18 09:48:26 PM  
These chavs got nothing on Jennifer Petkov
 
2014-03-18 09:48:59 PM  
They got nothing on the woman harassing the little girl with the terminal illness.
 
2014-03-18 09:49:42 PM  

cc_rider: These chavs got nothing on Jennifer Petkov


So close....

Couldn't remember her name
 
2014-03-18 09:51:11 PM  
A next door neighbor moved in, and within a month buzzed my doorbell twice to let her in because she forgot to take her house keys with her. Bothered me instead of the building superintendant who's supposed to take care of stuff like this. Then her next issue was to have loud phone arguments after midnight on a regular basis. Finally she let either her brother or boyfriend stay long term in her apartment, and he would constantly have arguments with her.

One day the girl and the guy had a violent argument where he broke her door down and both wound up in the hallway where he screamed at her to "put down the knife". This still was not enough to get them evicted. Landlord waited until the lease's end to find a new tenant.
 
2014-03-18 09:53:05 PM  
The 54-year-old reached the end of his tether after his windows were smashed, car tyres let down and eggs thrown at his house by yobs.

Uh, can someone translate this into AMERICAN English? WTF
 
2014-03-18 09:55:17 PM  
I will from now on be using "yobs" in conversation as often as possible.
 
2014-03-18 09:55:53 PM  
wow... the pics in that link...

you brits really are an unfortunate looking bunch of people.
 
2014-03-18 09:56:25 PM  

LtDarkstar: The 54-year-old reached the end of his tether after his windows were smashed, car tyres let down and eggs thrown at his house by yobs.

Uh, can someone translate this into AMERICAN English? WTF


Basically, Halloween happened.
 
2014-03-18 09:57:21 PM  

LtDarkstar: The 54-year-old reached the end of his tether after his windows were smashed, car tyres let down and eggs thrown at his house by yobs.

Uh, can someone translate this into AMERICAN English? WTF


he reached the end of his rope when his windows were smashed, the air in his tires let out and eggs thrown at his house by a group of nasty individuals.
 
2014-03-18 09:59:17 PM  
How the hell do you only get two-and-a-half years in jail for trying to BLOW UP A GAS STATION?! O_o
 
2014-03-18 10:00:14 PM  

LtDarkstar


The 54-year-old reached the end of his tether after his windows were smashed, car tyres let down and eggs thrown at his house by yobs.

Uh, can someone translate this into AMERICAN English? WTF


The old guy was super pissed and ran out of patience after people broke his windows, deflated his car tires, and he had juvenile miscreants throw eggs at his house.
 
2014-03-18 10:04:21 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: wow... the pics in that link...

you brits really are an unfortunate looking bunch of people.


An American "neighbors from hell" article wouldn't look any better.
 
2014-03-18 10:05:19 PM  

data2.whicdn.com

YOBS?

 
2014-03-18 10:05:20 PM  
i3.mirror.co.uk

It's like Stephen King farked Yoda...
 
2014-03-18 10:06:43 PM  
So basically a bunch of people who think the world revolves around them and don't have to give a damn about common courtesy.  Sounds like most Farkers.
 
2014-03-18 10:06:53 PM  
Ha! These people are amateurs compared  to some of my neighbors. They are some sick farks.
 
2014-03-18 10:07:12 PM  

shanrick: Had this been about American neighbors from hell, it would have been rated R instead of PG-13.


Exactly.
Oh, you got the air taken out of your tires?
What about the chick who was making signs and coffins that lived next to the people who had a dying kid?
 
2014-03-18 10:09:23 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: The_Original_Roxtar: wow... the pics in that link...

you brits really are an unfortunate looking bunch of people.


An American "neighbors from hell" article wouldn't look any better.


It's no improvement in the All American City of Bakersfield. I see some bad genes here, yes sir.
 
2014-03-18 10:10:28 PM  

Captain Steroid: How the hell do you only get two-and-a-half years in jail for trying to BLOW UP A GAS STATION?! O_o


Because it wasn't malicious attempted gas station blowing up, that would have got him 5 years.
 
2014-03-18 10:13:31 PM  

LtDarkstar: The 54-year-old reached the end of his tether after his windows were smashed, car tyres let down and eggs thrown at his house by yobs.

Uh, can someone translate this into AMERICAN English? WTF


Tyres = tires
Yobs = street thugs
 
2014-03-18 10:22:36 PM  
Neighbours
Ev'ry body loves neighbours

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf5568CwmCg&feature=kp
 
2014-03-18 10:35:04 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: The 66-year-old, from the north Wales seaside town Rhyl, loved to sunbathe.

Sadly, Hugh McLaughlin ruined the summer for blushing neighbours - who he complained to police about - because he liked to do it naked in his back garden.

Honestly, I could care less about some naked 66 year old man napping in his back yard. Mind your business! You don't have to look.




If he was down at the beach nobody would even give it a thought.
 
2014-03-18 10:37:07 PM  
1. Meh.
2. Meh.
3. OK, crazy.
4. Meh.
5. Meh.
6. Meh.
7. That's not really the neighbor doing anything.
8. Meh.
9. Meh.
10. Meh.

Most of these are not even close to bad neighbors. Hell, most of these problems can be solved by having some damn insulation in your walls and not living packed in like cattle. Wasn't there some neighbors tormenting a disabled kid and parking a hearse outside her house and stuff? THAT'S a shiatty neighbor. Even British "shiatty neighbors" are pussies.
 
2014-03-18 10:37:22 PM  
Yobs = British Yutes.
 
2014-03-18 10:37:42 PM  
What kind of insane country do those folks live in? Isnt there any such thing as property owner rights there? How in the hell can some council have the power to kick someone out of their home?  That is downright Nazi like.
 
2014-03-18 10:42:09 PM  
Can't wait to turn 66 or 68
Norman rules


/ Zbigniew
// Name of the week
 
2014-03-18 10:45:34 PM  

Ima4nic8or: What kind of insane country do those folks live in? Isnt there any such thing as property owner rights there? How in the hell can some council have the power to kick someone out of their home?  That is downright Nazi like.


Council housing is government provided housing to the poor, I believe.
 
2014-03-18 10:46:49 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Sponsored link, I guess?


goshgollygeewhiz I'm glad I just click on stories that interest me, and don't on those that won't. ;-)
 
2014-03-18 10:46:53 PM  

Ima4nic8or: What kind of insane country do those folks live in? Isnt there any such thing as property owner rights there? How in the hell can some council have the power to kick someone out of their home?  That is downright Nazi like.


It doesn't say who kicked the loud sex chick out, it could have been her mum.
 
2014-03-18 10:48:39 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: The 66-year-old, from the north Wales seaside town Rhyl, loved to sunbathe.

Sadly, Hugh McLaughlin ruined the summer for blushing neighbours - who he complained to police about - because he liked to do it naked in his back garden.

Honestly, I could care less about some naked 66 year old man napping in his back yard. Mind your business! You don't have to look.


You could go over and play ring toss after giving him a handful of Viagra.
 
2014-03-18 10:52:26 PM  
(Not work safe)

Remix of the sex audio tape the guy put on the internet (of his neighbours)

https://soundcloud.com/nebber-1/untitled-wub-machine-remix

(Also not work safe)

and just because

https://soundcloud.com/htf-s
 
2014-03-18 10:58:46 PM  

Kittypie070: It's no improvement in the All American City of Bakersfield. I see some bad genes here, yes sir.


What the hell are you doing in Bakersfield, are you on parole?
Christ, at least move to Tehachapi.
 
2014-03-18 11:00:05 PM  

OgreMagi: Ima4nic8or: What kind of insane country do those folks live in? Isnt there any such thing as property owner rights there? How in the hell can some council have the power to kick someone out of their home?  That is downright Nazi like.

Council housing is government provided housing to the poor, I believe.


Ahhh.  That right there is the problem.  Any time government gives hand-outs, rather than expecting people to be responsible for themselves, you are bound to get the sort of idiotic, irresponsible behavior shown by the folks in the article.  If their government let them work for a living and earn they own home you can bet they wouldn't be screwing it up.
 
2014-03-18 11:02:23 PM  
If you can't have loud sex in your own home, then where can you?
 
2014-03-18 11:05:02 PM  
drinki bird: If you can't have loud sex in your own home, then where can you?

Your home ?
 
2014-03-18 11:17:25 PM  
community.us.playstation.com

What a yob might look like.
 
2014-03-18 11:20:13 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-18 11:27:00 PM  
When I was living in Texas,some neighbors complained about my truck, though it had no leaks and was in good repair. A cop camde by and told me my vehicle in the driveway was blocking the sidewalk. Used a plumb bob and showed him it wasn't. Then, since my truck had mufflers right after the headers, my 6a shift at work required I leave at 530a. So for a week, I left down the street as a leadfoot, and it was really loud, setting off car alarms and making the dogs nuts. Made sure I work all those S.O.B.s up early. Later I put in a expansion H PIPE IN TO QUIET IT DOWN, BUT i KNOW WHAT TO DO, SHOULD THE NEED ARISE AGAIN.
 
2014-03-18 11:29:14 PM  

Kittypie070: [data2.whicdn.com image 500x332]

YOBS?


Russlish for "farks".
/Not really. Brits trying to be clever by making "boy" backwards.
 
2014-03-18 11:33:58 PM  
My downstairs neighbor may not be from hell but she thinks me and the roommate are from hell. She's um ... old, and somehow has the energy to be crazy 18 hours a day. Short list of sh*t she does:

1) Plays the same song on repeat. For hours. I'll never be able to hear "Puff the Magic Dragon" ever, ever again. One time, before she broke her stereo (I'm assuming since this hasn't happened for a while), she had the soundtrack for Beauty and the Beast. And it had a skip in it, sometime around two minutes into one of the tracks. So the song would play, then it would skip, she would stomp and clap and scream about "those guys" (her names for me and, eventually my coworker who moved in) and then hit the back button. Two minutes later, the song would skip, she woudl stomp and clap and scream about "those guys," and hit the back button. This went on for four and a half hours.

2) Stomps on the floor / pounds the ceiling with a broom handle with enough force to move things in my apartment. One time I left an unopened jar of salsa on top of the fridge and when I came home it looked like someone brained a cat on my kitchen floor with a Smirnoff bottle. The organizer thingy next to my desk moves enough that I have to reset it every month or so.

3) Pounding random nails into things. Sometimes for hours. And sometimes in between moving her couch back-and-forth in her living room. For hours.

4) Going between crying softly and repeating the words, "those guys, those guys, THOSE GUYS!" to "THEY'RE GOING TO HELL! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" (caps for emphasis) for hours at a time.

5) This creepy "Ah HA HAH! Ah HA HA!" laugh. Four hours.

6) Leaving her sh*t-filled trash bags not in the trashbin, but on top of, or next to the trash bin. The other day, my roommate picked up one of the bags and said there really weren't any diapers but it looked like she was directly sh*tting in the bag. He said that smell will never leave his memory.

I can go on and on. The best part is that she sounds like Gollum from LoTR. The second best part is that the local nursing home / nuthouse said she "wasn't crazy enough" for them to take her. Oh, and she collects shopping carts. Kinda. Up to six sometimes in the backyard from various places around town. I could write a goddamn book.
 
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